GregJ: One day I was feeling so naughty
I decided to go molest some chickens
I crept up on them real quiet-like
Then I pounced and grabbed one tight
It struggled and squawked in my grasp
I held on tight and gave it a smack
I felt so bad but I felt so good
Molesting chickens is my favorite past time
I'll never get caught 'cause I'm real sly
But if I do, I'll just deny
I'll keep on molesting chickens
Till the day I die!