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- | I ||1,4       0,3                                                                                |
- | N ||1,4     0,3        ASSOCIATION OF RAGED ARAB BLOGGERS                                        |
- | G |`_______________________________________________________________________________________'
- |   |
- | H |      Welcome to the Association of Raged Arab Bloggers
- | N |
- |   | __[ Overview ]______________________________________________________________________
- | F |/
- | A |  §1   Access to this here server is an incidental privilege, not a right.  However,
- | E |       the pretext of either any- and everyone specifically not being prohibited and/or
- | C |       hindered from shatting away freely shall remain the raison d'être of this here
- | E |       server, network, and its shats.
- | S |  §1a  Beware of dogze.
- |   |  §1b  Consult v to obtain an O:line.  Non-arabs will not be admitted.
- |   |
- | S |  §2   The IPv4 address whence your connection originates will be scrutinised by the
- | H |       network-wide BOPM in the following manners:
- | A |  §2a  connection attempts to a number of TCP ports, and
- | L |  §2b  matching against publicly available black lists.
- | L |
- |   |       If, by any of the above mentioned manners, the network-wide BOPM detects, at any
- |   |       point beginning from IRC client registration, an open proxy on or pertinence of
- |   |       the mentioned IP address to a botnet or any other similar thing, an automatic
- |   |       K-line will be issued.  IPv6 connections are currently exempt from this process.
- |   |
- | R |  §3   Connect on TCP:6697 for SSL secured shats.
- | E |  §3a  flood_exempt is set for the default/fall-back auth {} block bound to *@*.
- | S |       However, execessive scrolling is considered severely autistic and should,
- | T |       if desired, be carried out in its entirety on the channel #scroll.
- |   |  §3b  IRC servers on this network permit an extended character set for nick, user,
- |   |       real (GECOS), and host names (including spoofs.)  This includes UTF-8
- | I |       encoded text aswell as non-{printable,readable} characters, such as mIRC
- | N |       mIRC colour codes et al.
- |   |  §3c  Nick name length is limited to 50 characters.
- |   |
- | H | __[ Disclaimer ]____________________________________________________________________
- | E |/
- | L |  §4   Warning--any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any
- | L |     governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal
- |   |    Government, the Government of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern
- | E |  Ireland, the German Federal Government, the Government of the French Republic, the
- | T |   Government of The State of Israel and the United Nations organization also using
- | E |   and/or monitoring this IRC Network or any of its associated Channels, you do NOT
- | R |  have permission to utilize any of the information nor any of the content contained
- | N |  herein including, but not limited to `shat', links, and/or the comments made about
- | A |    statements or any other `shat' and/or communication posted either on or to any
- | L |  channel, user, topic; or any postings whatsoever. You are hereby notified that you
- | L |   are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or
- | Y |  taking any other action against the operator(s) or other users or participants with
- | : |      regard to this network and the contents both herein and from. The foregoing
- |   |     prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) and/or any
- |   |   personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this IRC Network are
- |   | private and legally privileged and confidential information and the violation of my
- |   |              personal privacy is both actionable and punishable by and
- |   |                         under both civil and criminal law.
- |   |
- | B | __[ Help ]__________________________________________________________________________
- | A |/
- | B |  §5   Reliable Unicode support, as it would be of advantage on these here shats,
- | A |       entails and encompasses baseline (e.g. Operating System support) in addition to
- | K |       explicit configuration:
- |   |
- |   |  §5a  The font rasterisation engine aswell as the font relied upon.  A popular
- | I |       and glyph-rich font is available from <http://dejavu-fonts.org/wiki/Download> for
- | N |       computerds running Windows, Mac OS, and/or X Window.
- | C |
- | O |       On  Windows: Copy the .TTF files into %SystemRoot%\Fonts, preferrably
- | G |                    utilising Fonts from within the Control Panel or Explorer.
- |   |
- |   |  §5b  Terminal emulator configuration:
- |   |       For PuTTY:   Set the Received data assumed to be in which character set
- |   |                    under System Menu->Change Settings->Window->Translation to UTF-8.
- | W |
- | I |  §5c  GNU screen or similar terminal multiplexing programs (if present:)
- | N |                    Use the utf8 command, ie. by entering the command line mode
- | K |                    via the control escape sequence (usually <Ctrl> A,) and typing
- | I |                    :utf8<Enter> (consult screen (1) for details.)
- | E |
- |   |  §5d  IRC clients:
- |   |       For Irssi:   Set term_charset to UTF-8 and refresh its controlling terminal
- |   |                    by typing <Ctrl> L.
- |   |
- |   |  §6   Scrolling, within limits (cf. §3a, §10a,) will usually require explicit
- |   |       client configuration.  Irssi aswell as X-Chat and mIRC all impose a
- |   |       limit on their command queues past which throttling will occur.  Consult the
- |   |       pertinent documentation for details.
- |   |
- |   | __[ Rules and Laws: §7-19 ]_________________________________________________________
- | S |/
- | H |  §7   No meme sponging shall be permitted, unless the originator of the offending meme,
- | A |       idiom, speech pattern, etc., is clearly identified as such.  If in doubt, ARAB
- | H |       should generally be assumed to comprise the originating source of anything
- | I |       belonging to the mentioned categories, including, but not limited to: blogging, hie,
- | D |       ll, lopl, rr, etc.
- |   |
- |   |  §8   No amerCIAnisms.  These include:
- | A |  §8a  like: such as when employed as an arbitrary interjection, any abuse of the
- | L |  §8b  the verb to go: any abuse thereof viz. in the form of it being employed as
- | F |       part of got/gotten speech patterns,
- | O |  §8c  the nouns dude, guy, etc.,
- | N |  §8d  words ultimately deriving from the forced marriage of the bourgeoise middle-class
- | Z |       to their most esteemed counterparts of the linguistically impoverished afro-amerCIAn
- | O |       and/or latin-amerCIAn lower classes, including, but not limited to the following
- | - |       nouns, verbs, idioms, particles, etc.: word, pz/peace, etc.,
- | C |  §8e  idioms particular to the habitually marihuana/weed/cannabis sativa endulging
- | H |       sub-culture[s] and speech pertaining to any concievable affluent or bourgeoise
- | A |       class, culture, sub-culture, trend, fad, etc., e.g. hipsters, 90% of Chile,
- | N |       the entire amerCIAn and Canadian west coast, especially the province of
- |   |       British Columbia.
- | S |
- | H |  §9   Nick name tags (identified by a sequence of up to 3 (three) upper-case
- | A |       letters ranging from A-Z, enclosed in two square brackets ([ and ],) may not
- | N |       be done away with, removed, changed, modified, adjusted, looked at, talked about,
- | I |       perceived, felt, etc. under any given circumstances given that a preceding
- |   |       decision has been made concerning a tag to be bestowed upon an #arab regular.
- | L |  §9a  Given a prior decision to allot more than one (1) nick name tag, a sequence of
- | U |       up to 14 nick name tags, separated by the industry standard nick name tag
- | K |       separator (|,) otherwise subject to rule §8 wherever applying, must instead
- | E |       be amended.
- | L |  §9b  These tags include:
- | H |       * BRG (BouRGeoise,)
- |   |       * BAT (BAT,)
- | S |       * AFT (AFfluenT,)
- | L |       * SPI (SPIe,)
- | O |       * CBT (ConcuBinT,)
- | T |       * AUT (AUTist,)
- | H |       * HSP (HiSPano (Spic),)
- |   |       * OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder,)
- | R |       * GEM (GEM (Special.))
- | E |
- | V |  §10  No autism shall be permitted.  This includes: 4chan, computers, maths,
- | M |       physics, computerds, etc.;  As a general rule of thumb, anything that would be
- | I |       beyond the cognitive skills a chimpanzee may call unto himself is considered
- | S |       autistic and thereby strictly forbidden.
- | C |  §10a No scrolling outside of #scroll.
- | H |  §10b No autistic `humour, be it in the form of unfunny non-sequiturs or
- | A |       or passive-aggressive, `witty' side remarks, etc. 
- |   |
- |   |  §11  No lying, anonymity, or self-glorification.  Every #arab regular must
- |   |       provide ARAB with confirmed dox, dong/cunt pix, irl pix, and anything
- |   |       else that may be deemed necessary.
- |   |  §11a Every female #arab regular, concubint or not, must also surrender
- |   |       pictures of their starfish to paz.
- | L |
- | I |  §12  Special treatment is forthwith given to a number of people:
- | M |  §12a babak (aka infid3l) must be abused whenever the opportunity presents
- | E |       itself, in the most degrading, hurtful, personal, deriding, vicious, cruel,
- | R |       atrocious, dreadful, savage, relentless, inhumane, horrid, unscrupulous,
- |   |       and vile form imaginable, with no exceptions.
- | A |
- | L |  §12b lol3izer shall not be allowed to employ the NICK command to change his
- | L |       nick name to anything but lol3izer.
- |   |
- | E |  §12c lol3izer shall be partially exempted from the §10, §10a-b, whenever said
- | F |       exemption goes hand in hand with the issuance of various personal insults
- | R |       and/or packetting.
- | A |
- | E |  §13  §13 may not be referred or alluded to, spoken or thought about, reflected
- | L |       on, considered, or in any other form concieved of.
- |   |  §13a Inventing rules is not allowed.  New rules must be petitioned for to
- | O |       the rule arbitration committee with the VXP-1488A form and
- | P |       the KNUBBZE-3 addendum.
- | E |
- | R |  §14  No spieing in any form, including idling and logging.
- | S |  §14a Not reading the MOTD is unconditionally forbidden.
- |   |
- | A |       ADDENDUM 20110417-1:
- | N |  §15  The subsequently listed events which, owing to their appertinence to the
- | D |       culture and traditions of the a rabs, warranted inclusion in form of mandatory
- |   |       rulings, effective starting from Apr 17 2011 CEST:
- | I |  §15a A slp must have its beginning and ending recorded at the earliest convenience
- | N |       whether either coincide with the precise moments of becoming aware of a desire
- | H |       to slp or to emoquit the same or if such a desire will materialise at a l88er time.
- | A |          
- | B |       The beginning and the end of a slp must be indicated by the industry-standard
- | I |       bn and bm phrases.  Current and/or prior instances of slp may be inspected at any
- | T |       time by invoking the .slp and the .aslp [<nick>] commands.
- | A |  §15b Backblog revision is mandatory upon bming. 
- | N |  §15c Engaging in an arbitrary act regardless of nature or manner or pondering to do so
- | T |       must be made known publicly via invokation of the mp3; prefix.
- | S |  §15d This addendum recognises the vassal state of GNAA and its eternal
- |   |       president pynchon as sole leader, as spelled out in the GNARAB-1 treaty.`
- |   |
- | H |       ADDENDUM 20110613-1:
- | A |  §16  The items listed below are to be considered as in §10, partially reproduced here
- | D |       for reasons of convenience:
- | D |          No autism shall be permitted.  This includes: [ ... ]
- | E |  §16a The items are:
- | M |        * cloud [computing,]
- |   |        * web 2.0,
- | N |        * steve,
- | E |        * amercian TV shows,
- | R |        * anything.
- | Y |
- |   |       ADDENDUM 20110714-1:
- |   |  §17  `People' and/or people who either give testimony to the effect of their
- |   |       affliction, whenever part of the following list, or are by independent diagnosis
- |   |       by general consensus of the #arab populace considered such, are hereby
- |   |       forthwith excluded from #arab and to be considered Fair Game.
- |   |  §17a the afflictions, illnesses, disorders, syndromes, etc. are:
- | H |       * Any Autism Spectrum Disorder, including `Aspergers syndrome,'
- | A |       * Oppositional-Defiant Disorder (aka: lol3izer syndrome, babak disorder,
- | A |         Winkie/incogism, little prince/ss disorder, etc.,)
- | S |       * Entitled-Spoiled-Affluent Disorder,
- | E |       * Spiritual Deficiency/Robot Syndrome,
- |   |       * Bourgeouise/Napoleon Syndrome,
- |   |       * Empty-Vain Disorder (aka: Steve Syndrome.)
- |   |
- | M |       ADDENDUM 20110803-1:
- | A |  §18  This addendum does henceforth recognise the GNARAB-2 treaty under the eternal
- | O |       leadership of the following honourable and righteous ARAB ambassadors and -mandem:
- |   |       * pynchon,
- | N |       * paz,
- | C |       * aesop, and
- |   |       * bats.
- |   |  §18a In accordance with the preceding judgement, ARAB does recognise all prior
- |   |       and future judgements, precedent case rulings, and legislative action by the
- | N |       afore mentioned people as obligatory and mandatory upon both ARAB and GNAA.
- | I |       These include:
- | N |       * A kickban that shall last forever and ever,
- | J |       * vicious [d]DoS,
- | A |       * ferocious doxing, and
- | L |       * non-tolerance and excommunication of #anti sycophants, such as mao.
- | I |  §18b The 4th item in the above list carries with it a penalty of one (1) day
- | E |       in the gas chamber (cf. GNARAB statue #1488.)
- |   |
- | V |       ADDENDUM 20110803-2:
- | A |  §19  The following languages are the working languages of ARAB and GNAA:
- | P |       * Classical and Modern Standard Arabic,
- | 0 |       * Levantine and Maghrebi Arabic,
- | R |       * Akkadian,
- |   |       * Ugaritic,
- | F |       * Aramaeic,
- | 1 |       * Amharic/Ge'ez,
- | R |       * Djiboutian Biti-Biti,
- | E |       * Hurrian and Hittite languages,
- |   |       * Sumerian,
- | | |       * German,
- | G |       * Incoherent monkey babble, and
- | A |       * English (in accordance with §8.)
- | M |
- | E | __[ Rules and Laws: §20-41 ]________________________________________________________
- | S |/
- | T |  §20  It is ordered to believe that there is only one ARAB, creator of IRC and its memes, which
- | E |       alone permits shats and deals dDoS and produces an abundance of memes.
- | R |
- |   |  §21  Leaders of a blog, bloggers, nutters, persons who are dedicated to blogging practice,
- | W |       those who /arabspam, concubints and those who packet others are to be freed from public charges.
- | E |
- | E |  §22  It is forbidden under penalty of death that any one, whoever he be, shall be proclaimed
- | V |       an a rab unless he is unanimously considered such by knubbze, pagga, vxp, and the consensus
- |   |       majority of ARAB.
- | B |
- | R |  §23  It is forbidden opers of other shats and random kikes subject to and/or spieing on the
- | A |       a rabs to hold honorary titles.
- | T |
- | T |  §24  Forbidden to ever make peace with a non-a rab, an oper, or a people who have not submitted.
- | Y |
- |   |  §25  The ruling that divides arab badmen dem into fourteens, one-hundred-forty-eights, one-
- | B |       thousand-four-hundred-eighty-eights, and fourteen-thousand-eight-hundred-eighty-ones is to
- | O |       be maintained. This arrangement serves to raise an army in a short time, and to form the
- | N |       units of /arabspam.
- | N |
- | Y |  §26  The moment a rab spam begins, each a rab must receive his /arabspam aliases and/or scrolls
- |   |       from the hand of another a rab who has them in charge.  The a rab must keep them in good order,
- | H |       and have them inspected by his fellow a rab before a rab spam.
- | E |
- | P |  §27  Forbidden, under death penalty, to dox the enemy and destroy their life forever and ever
- |   |       before the general commanding gives permission; but after this permission is given the a rab
- |   |       must have the same opportunity as his fellow a rabs, and must be allowed to keep what he has
- |   |       carried off, provided he persevere in his ruining.
- |   |
- |   |  §28  To keep the arab badmen dem evxpercised, a great serena hunt shall be held every winter.
- |   |       On this account, it is forbidden any a rab to /kill from the month of March to October, devis,
- |   |       bats, rykers, haases, wild aesop and most babaks.
- |   |
- |   |  §29  Forbidden, to cut the throats of bourgeoise kikes slain for shits + giggles; they must be bound,
- |   |       the chest opened and the heart pulled out by the hand of the hunter.
- |   |
- |   |  §30  It is permitted to eat the blood and entrails of bourgeoise kikes-though this was forbidden before now.
- |   |
- |   |  §31  (A list of privileges and immunities assured those worthy of receiving them from other shats)
- |   |
- |   |  §32  Every a rab who does not go to war must write an 1488 page long essay detailing his reasons for
- |   |       not doing so.
- |   |
- |   |  §33  A rabs guilty of the theft of a horse or steer or a thing of equal value will be punished with
- |   |       14 days in the gas chamber and their blogs cut into two parts. Non a rabs stealing memes shall
- |   |       be, according to the value of the meme stolen, dealt a number of blows of a staff-fourteen, eighty-eight,
- |   |       four-hundred-eighty-eight, and fourteen-thousand-eight-hundred-eighty-one. But this bodily punishment
- |   |       may be avoided by paying eighty-eight times the worth of the meme stolen.
- |   |
- |   |  §34  No subject of ARAB may take a rab for servant or slave. Every a rab, except in rare cases,
- |   |       must join the /arabspam'ming.
- |   |
- |   |  §35  To aid the flight of alien concubints, it is obligatory to give them asylum, memes and K-line
- |   |       immunity.  Any a rab who meets an escaped slave and does not bring them to #arab will be punished
- |   |       with 88 days in the gas chamber.
- |   |
- |   |  §36  The law of marriage orders that every arab shall purchase his wyfe, and that marriage between the
- |   |       the first and second degrees of kinship is forbidden. An arab may marry two sisters, or have
- |   |       several concubints.  The bints should attend to disseminating ARAB propaganda.  A rabs should occupy
- |   |       themselves only with serena hunting and /arabspam'ming.  Children born of concubints are legitimate
- |   |       as the children of wyves (unless rshxd or MASTERDMIND are involved.)  The offblog of the first bint
- |   |       shall be honored above other children and shall inherit all of his parents' memes.
- |   |
- |   |  §37  Bloggery is to be punished by /kill, and those guilty of it may also be ruined in general.
- |   |
- |   |  §38  If two shats wish to be united into ARAB and have amongst them no endlessly blogging kikes
- |   |       and/or bints, the wish shall be honoured.
- |   |
- |   |  §39  It is forbidden to blog or engage in any other activxpity during thunder.
- |   |
- |   |  §40  Spies, false witnesses, all given to infamous vices, and serenas are condemned to death.
- |   |
- |   |  §41  A rabs who fail in their duty, or do not come at the summons of #arab are to be slain, especially
- |   |       in remote shats.  If their offense be less grave, they must surrender their dox to #arab.
- |   |
- |   | __[ Rules and Laws: §42-60 ]________________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |       ADDENDUM 20110823-1:
- |   |  §42  Movies
- |   |       Any rab or shatter within the realm of the rabs must - upon stating a movie -
- |   |       also state the year of release of the former seperated by and enclosed in round
- |   |       brackets e.g. `(1488)'. There is no exemption to this rule; especially and in
- |   |       particular there is no exception to this rule in case a repeat reference to a
- |   |       movie is made.
- |   |
- |   |       Good practice:
- |   |       <knubbze> rr@ Schizopolis (1996)
- |   |       <v> qwats Schizopolis (1996)?
- |   |
- | Z | __[ Endorsements ]__________________________________________________________________
- | L |/
- | O |  §61  The classic:
- | X |
- | I |     At Mon Aug 16 2010 03:00 AM by gleeb:
- |   |     I hate you, you remind me of a game I can't understand.
- | R |     
- | Y |     At Wed Aug 8 2010 6:22 PM by james:
- | K |     i know for a fact
- | E |     i do not know
- | R |     2 more fucked up people
- |   |     in the entire world
- | A |     other then when i come here
- | N |     when i come here
- | D |     some times
- |   |     i dont even know
- | E |     what to think
- | V |     
- | E |     At Thu Aug 12 2010 5:20 AM by MoiraA:
- | R |     oh btw I am making excuses to leave that server with pagga on
- | Y |     talk about spam
- |   |     and disgusting stuff
- | S |     *shudders*
- | I |     the total depths
- | N |     and someone called v wasn't very complimentary about [you] weev
- | G |     so I've left
- | L |     
- | E |     At (1 year ago) by GeorgiosMICHALAKIS:
- |   |     HE was a GREAT Master, and from what a student of his told me once here in France, a GENTELEMAN:
- | H |     he taught with KINDNESS and RESPECT especially towards UNTALENTED beginners. I obtained a LIVE
- | U |     recording from some wedding: if someone has it, please upload it, so as to save me the trouble...
- | M |     or wirte me a PM so as to provide you with link... you can then make a nice video with it. God
- | A |     bless this great teacher's and, above all, man's soul.
- | N |     
- |   |     At Tue Aug 17 2010 11:41pm by serena:
- | A |     isnt #arab where some schizo spaz troll retard scrolls stupid ass text all day and night because he has no life
- | L |     
- | I |     At Wed Aug 18 2010 10:22pm by JacksonBrown:
- | V |     god this channel is so gay
- | E |     
- |   |     At Sun Aug 29 2010 7:23pm by anonoldfriend on #manchester:
- | ( |     if those two aren't bots then wow, what an incredible waste of time and energy
- | E |     
- | S |     At Sat Sep 4 01:18 AM by Ellis_D:
- | P |     they [pagga and vxp] asked me
- | E |     'who wants to cam'
- | C |     and jokingly i said i do
- | I |     which is funny cuz its gay
- | A |     and so
- | L |     one of them puts a link in the room
- | L |     and i click it
- | Y |     and its like
- |   |     2 12 year olds
- | L |     naked
- | E |     drinking beer
- | T |     =/
- | T |     
- | I |     At Sun Sep 5 10:07 PM by nullo, the Aryan Light of Iran:
- | N |     vxp you are just a crazy guy sometimes you know that!
- | G |     
- |   |     At Sep 8 2010 4:51am by Lupert:
- | A |     it looks like one of these tumours they take out of women and not show to them, its like a pulsating ball with hair and teeth ad stuff
- | G |     
- | E |     At Nov 20 10:02pm by wispurs:
- | N |     a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.
- | T |     
- | S |     At No 21 7:07pm by incog, unanimously voted Bradford's most famous paki of 2010:
- | ) |     i still find #arab funny when he isnt trying to take credit for every line of text typed into a computer since 2006
- |   |     and even that is kinda funny
- |   |     
- |   |     At Nov 22 8:56pm by Winkie:
- |   |     ARRGHGHH
- |   |     ripping conciousness out immediately [in order to escape multiplexed arab [sic]]
- |   |     using cannabis as tool
- |   |     
- |   |     At Tue Feb 15 01:54 AM by Winkie:
- |   |     you're [pagga] not even a real person
- |   |     just v's therapy pillow
- |   |     I DEMAND
- |   |     CORRECT
- |   |     ORDERING
- |   |     OF MY CHATS
- |   |     OK
- |   |     
- |   |     At Thu Feb 10 11:48 PM by l0de:
- |   |     i just picture pagga and vxp running around a room full of computers trying to
- |   |     create the illusion of #arab being an active channel with lots of users
- |   |     
- |   |     At Feb 15 2011 2:04 AM by Dr. Winkie:
- |   |     i don't think you're egocentric
- |   |     if anything you're anti-ego, in that you've sacrificed the perception of worth for a stronger sense of identity
- |   |     
- |   |     At Feb 5 2011 11:25 PM by incog:
- |   |     arab is an egocentric depressive who spams childish blue giraffe ansi's and calls them "gorfs" and claims every word
- |   |     muttered in his 5 chatter strong channel is a meme coined directly by him so nobody else can use it
- |   |     how about you cut out the middle man and just suck paggas dick in here while scrolling blue giraffes
- |   |     
- |   |     At Feb 16 2011 8:56 AM by serena:
- |   |     u kno i only understnd like
- |   |     half of what is ever said in this channel
- |   |     u ppl are nuts...
- |   |     o_O
- |   |     
- |   |     At Feb 16 2011 6:39 PM by incog:
- |   |     who the fuck would jax ruin you anyway, your [pagga's] life is sitting in #arab, enduring vxp's depressive moodswings
- |   |     your life sucks already
- |   |     
- |   |     At Feb 16 2011 11:13 PM by incog:
- |   |     2 fags 1 client
- |   |     
- |   |     At Mar 26 2011 1:54 AM by serena:
- |   |     is [ ... ] one of u
- |   |     and by you i mean one of v's split personalites
- |   |     or whatever goes on here
- |   |     its so bizarre
- |   |     i dont even understand it
- |   |     
- |   |     At Mar 03 2011 1:00 AM by pynchon, Murdox, and æsop:
- |   |     <pynchon> the chat quality of #arab is second to none
- |   |     <murdox> yes I too enjoy watching arab sperge out over his keyboard until he has a heart attack
- |   |     <Murdox> pynchon I feel like your #arab connection is at odds with the group goal here
- |   |     <Murdox> i.e not being somewhere arab sperges out all the time
- |   |     <pynchon> is that so my friend of the group goals
- |   |     <pynchon> the flaw in your logic, is that #arab doesn't sperg out <aesop> how do you feel about #arab?
- |   |     
- |   |     At Apr 17 2011 01:30 AM by wolof:
- |   |     arabnet = hall of mentally ill mirrors
- |   |     
- |   |     At Apr 15 2011 08:31 PM by wolof and GaSSy:
- |   |     <wolof> i can never keep track of which arabs have which mental disorders
- |   |     <GaSSy> all of them
- |   |     
- |   |     At Apr 17 2011 02:11 AM by Murdox the traitor and LiterLake the 6 year old:
- |   |     <Murdoc> real president murdox here coming to you with the folowing chats:
- |   |     <Murdoc> pynchon has shown himself to be incompetent + max care
- |   |     <LiteralKike> dont forget the part where he interrupted a troll for faux vxp drama
- |   |     
- |   |     At Apr 27 2011 08:49 AM by nza, the queen of #arab meme regurgitation:
- |   |     it's always "That Time of The Month" at #arab
- |   |     
- |   |     At Sat Apr 30 2:00 AM by GaSSy:
- |   |     i for one would miss arab's original funny spams [arguing against emobanning a rabs]
- |   |     
- |   |     At Sat Apr 30 3:43 AM by steve:
- |   |     i dont understand this channel too well
- |   |     
- |   |     At Sat May 7 02:12 AM by steve:
- |   |     this channel is full of meanies and i already got pagga's aim name
- |   |     
- |   |     At Sat May 7 02:22 AM by steve:
- |   |     all you do is copy and paste injokes and command bots to make a huge wall of text
- |   |     
- |   |     At Wed Jun 8 8:44 PM by steve:
- |   |     i just kind of lie there and masturbate whenever vxp or pagga type long proper paragraphs, or long proper anythings
- |   |     
- |   |     At Wed Jun 22 9:00 PM by james:
- |   |     lol this channel will make you go insane hahahahhaa
- |   |     
- |   |     At Fri Jul 8 0:20 AM by Waleed Alter:
- |   |     isn't that [#arab] the place where they call me a fag and a spy and tell me to eat a dick? and then kick me?
- |   |     
- |   |     At Fri Jul 8 4:11 AM by walter:
- |   |     they are floody and crazy.
- |   |
- |   |  §62  The a rabs:
- |   |
- |   |     [Commenting on those running SandNET:] [they are] menstruating butthurt dykes and an
- |   |     abrasive callous obnoxious prick
- |   |      --- Killbot, lol3izer
- |   |     
- |   |     ARABNET: Association of Raged Arab Bloggers, Nutters, Emos, and Trolls 
- |   |      --- rshxd
- |   |
- |   |     ARAB: A Repeat At Bothering
- |   |      --- tcl randacro2 shani ARAB
- |   |
- |   |  §63  The ancient:
- |   |
- |   |     3<0wolof3> it seems like your aim is to render IRC as unusable as possible
- |   |     3<0h8crime3> #arab is not for talking it is for manchildren to throw their shit at the wall
- |   |     3<0h8crime3> and put sparkly glitter in it
- |   |     3<0incog3> sandnet is a irc client regression tester
- |   |     3<0wolof3> it's official: Netcraft confirms
- |   |     3<0wolof3> joining #arab makes X-Chat shit the bed
- |   |     3<0CANNOT_CHAT3> 2.0 is like multiplayer ms paint @_@
- |   |     3<0CANNOT_CHAT3> while 1.0 is notepad
- |   |     3<0CANNOT_CHAT3> @_@
- |   |
- |   |  §63b el_vez:
- |   |
- |   |     Association of Raged And Butthurt Semites = ARABS
- |   |      --- el_vez
- |   |
- |   |  §174  bonzi_b:
- |   |     getting glined from sandnet is like getting kicked out of a state foster home godamn
- |   |     how fucked do u actually have to be
- |   |
- |   | __[ A non-exhaustive dictionary of ARAB memes: §64-102 ]____________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §64  autism [by: pagga, arab, knubbze]
- |   |       see infid3l
- |   |  
- |   |  §65  AWWI [vxp, knubbze]
- |   |       acronym; `Alter Was Weiss Ich,' equivalent to
- |   |       `I don't bloody know' in canonical a rabic
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1. awwi du spast?
- |   |  
- |   |  §66  bloque, n. [pagga, possibly knubbze]
- |   |       idiomatic differentiation distinguishing the act of
- |   |       `blogging' from `blocking'; evolved out of the latter
- |   |       form
- |   |  
- |   |  §67  babak, n. [vxp]
- |   |       A bint of extraordinarily spoiled, daft, and vain
- |   |       proportions; undescribably beyond yet not beneath
- |   |       worth; to be bound for a fatalistic path of
- |   |       bourgeoisie; to engage in autistic behaviour; to have
- |   |       a Jheri Curl; to be beaten to death by vxp; [ ... ]
- |   |  
- |   |  §68  bint [pagga, vxp]
- |   |       1: n. [pagga], originally from various colloquial English
- |   |          dialects, and Arabic; a female of an irrelevant
- |   |          age and gender, carrying no negative connotation
- |   |          per se
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1. stop being such a fukcing bint
- |   |          2. its this bint from girlington
- |   |  
- |   |       2: v. [pagga, vxp], to approximate one's outward behaviour to
- |   |          comply with its inward equivalent of utmost femalehood; to
- |   |          be motivated by estrogens
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1. what are you binting about
- |   |  
- |   |  §69  buttie, n. [vxp, pagga]
- |   |       a friend, mate, good lad, long-term acquaintance that
- |   |       one does not have a romantical, sexual, [ ... ]
- |   |       relationship with
- |   |  
- |   |  §70  bebuttieing, v. [vxp]
- |   |       the act of befriending s.o. or s.th. [cf. buttie]
- |   |  
- |   |  §71  dint, n. [pagga, vxp]
- |   |       Daft Bint [cf. Canada, AmerCIA]
- |   |  
- |   |  §72  gint, n. [vxp]
- |   |       A female that either is, does not exist, once was,
- |   |       never will, might, or eventually will be engaged in a
- |   |       relationship of any sort with pagga
- |   |  
- |   |  §73  mint, n. [vxp]
- |   |       Muslima, female muslim
- |   |  
- |   |  §74  nint, n. [pagga]
- |   |       pagga's female nigerian acquaintance [cf. pagga]
- |   |  
- |   |  §75  pint, n. [pagga, vxp]
- |   |       Girl of Pakistani origin, female Paki
- |   |  
- |   |  §76  spint, n. [pagga, vxp]
- |   |       A spoiled female, Spoiled Bint [cf. dint]
- |   |  
- |   |  §77  to wobble, v. [knubbze]
- |   |       To engage or refrain from not engaging in arbitarily
- |   |       perceptible, inconclusively effable behaviour; to
- |   |       imitate and adapt to knubbze; to articulate one's
- |   |       inner hoobies in incomprehensible, mysterious,
- |   |       fragmented speech [cf. hoobie, knubbze]
- |   |  
- |   |  §78  Bohrmaschine, drilling machine, electric drill, n. [vxp, Taktlo$$]
- |   |       To strenuously go into great lenghts in order to exert
- |   |       utmost mind-defeaning discipline over one's soul, mind,
- |   |       spirit, and body with the goal of enticing the righteous
- |   |       to cleanse the world from bints and bourgeois of all
- |   |       kinds; the preferred instrument for bashing bints into
- |   |       a bloody puddle [cf. bourgeois]
- |   |  
- |   |  §79  to blog, v. [vxp, various a rabs]
- |   |       To engage in the least sophisticated form of human
- |   |       communication; eradicating all traces of bourgeoisie
- |   |       in one's speech; to shove ones limbs into the air whilst
- |   |       weaving grunted exaggerations of unbeknownst semiotics
- |   |       into the midst of an arbitrary patch of air; to
- |   |       liberally produce amalgamations of non sequituri from
- |   |       incoherent rubbish; to talk incessantly on a subject
- |   |       matter without having any reason to do so
- |   |  
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1 [vxp]  : why are you blogging into the window
- |   |             of my irc client
- |   |          2 [pagga]: stop blogging into the inbox of my
- |   |             conscience
- |   |          3 [vxp]  : bliggety bloggity blog
- |   |  
- |   |  §80  n e [various]
- |   |       1: indiscriminate idiomatic abbreviation of `any'
- |   |       ex.
- |   |          1: does n e 1 here blog a lot
- |   |  
- |   |       2: interrogative particle; subordinating if within a
- |   |          sentence structure; initiating and indicative of
- |   |          the imperative case otherwise; may or may not
- |   |          connotate irony {and, or} sarcastic imitation;
- |   |          evolved out of 1)
- |   |       ex.
- |   |          1: n e shutting the fuck up
- |   |          2: how about n e aoe2
- |   |  
- |   |  §81  ll, rr n. [knubbze, pagga, vxp]
- |   |       1: idiomatic abbreviation of `lol' or any corruption
- |   |          thereof
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: ll
- |   |          2: llllllllll
- |   |          3: lllll
- |   |          4: rr
- |   |  
- |   |  §82  status, staetus, stætus [pagga, arab, knubbze]
- |   |       interrogative particle initiating an enquiry on
- |   |       s.th.; emphatisation of a subject
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: knubbze: stætus on shaving your head
- |   |  
- |   |  §83  hy, hie, hye, hi [various, UThere, pagga, arab, knubbze]
- |   |       1: colloquial, courteous greeting; evolved out of `hi'
- |   |       2: emphatic particle
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: hi@ your queen
- |   |  
- |   |       3: subconscious articulation of one's forthgoing
- |   |          consciousness and yet to be encountered death; may
- |   |          constitute a shibboleth, especially if elongated
- |   |          [cf. Skyke, Skype]
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
- |   |  
- |   |  §84  skyke [pagga, vxp, knubbze]
- |   |       combination of `kike' and `Skype'; semantically
- |   |       equivalent to `Skype'
- |   |  
- |   |  §85  why am i awake, why the fuck am i awake [pagga, arab]
- |   |       idiomatic phrase alluding to the indefinite length
- |   |       of one's time spent not endulging in slumber and slp;
- |   |       hypothesized to have evolved out of a stanza from an
- |   |       epic poem composed entirely in an archaic dialect of
- |   |       Paghtari A Rabic
- |   |  
- |   |  §86  special, speshul, speciaaaaal [various forms] [rshxd, arab, knubbze]
- |   |       1: to posess a mind, spirit, and/or demeanour falling
- |   |          outside of the expectations of a rabic society; a
- |   |          completely deranged, verbally drooling, incoherently
- |   |          menstruating nutter beyond and beneath reason, without
- |   |          the need to endulge in absurd amount of drugs to cause
- |   |          such erratic behaviour; a very special sort of lad
- |   |          [cf. autism, autistic]
- |   |  
- |   |       2: a communal chant; a shibboleth; an exclamation of
- |   |          mutual appreciation for the general nuttery abounding
- |   |          in the a rabic community
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
- |   |          2: special
- |   |          3: speshuuuuuuuuuuul
- |   |  
- |   |  §87  KEKSE, kekse [arab, knubbze]
- |   |       1: to bear witness to one's appreciation of the importance
- |   |          that non sequituri as a form of Formal Thought Disorder
- |   |          play in a well-mannered conversation solely interrupted
- |   |          by spontaneous outbursts of the desire to munch a large
- |   |          amount of cookies; an idiomatic interjection, stipulated
- |   |          to have evolved out of the semicolon
- |   |          ex.:
- |   |          1: KEKSE
- |   |          2: kekse.
- |   |  
- |   |       2: a remnant of ancient a rabic rituals honouring and
- |   |          venerating the holy Saint of Cookie Monster
- |   |  
- |   |  §88  'za   [knubbze]
- |   |       abbreviation of `pizza'
- |   |  
- |   |  §89  chou san ba [The Ping Timeout dynasty of China]
- |   |       1: n., a common greeting during a peculiar era of China
- |   |          that evaded substantiation with historically
- |   |          undisputed facts and evidence; a term of endearment
- |   |  
- |   |       2: v., the act of being forced to have a fine of 5000
- |   |          EUR extracted out of oneself in order to be
- |   |          demonstrated the misunderstanding that pervades the
- |   |          relationships of most a rabs with the uncivilised
- |   |          remainder of a bunch of apes residing in a cage
- |   |  
- |   |  §90  I'm just gonna call again, n. [knubbze]
- |   |       the act of repeatedly and fiercely insisting on the
- |   |       need for a particular s.th.; to relentlessly force
- |   |       one's perception of s.th. unto the remainder of his
- |   |       peers, enacting ancient a rabic tendencies to assimilate
- |   |       into a singularity [cf. ANGRIFFSKANACKE]
- |   |  
- |   |       1: I'm just gonna call again, I'm just gonna call again,
- |   |          I'm just gonna call again, I'm just gonna call again,
- |   |          I'm just gonna call again, [ ... ]
- |   |  
- |   |  §91  knubbze kann garnix, n. [vxp]
- |   |       to assess the degree of competence of knubbze on a
- |   |       particular subject; to discern reality from delusion
- |   |  
- |   |  §92  fuck cars [vxp, knubbze]
- |   |       to indicate one's definite neutrality and disregard
- |   |       for s.th. to the highest degree; subtly and non-
- |   |       chalantly emphasize irrelevance
- |   |  
- |   |  §93  ^ [sic] [various]
- |   |       the caret is a COOL THING TO HAVE BECAUSE I
- |   |       DONT CARE WRITING A DEFINITION FOR IT
- |   |       [from knubbze's abridged commentary on the
- |   |        historical collection of A Rabic Vernacular]
- |   |  
- |   |  §94  JIJI PIZZA, n. [knubbze]
- |   |       1: The art of having a penis in your fish bowl
- |   |          whilst looking at your girlfriend's pretzel
- |   |          at an aggressive angle
- |   |  
- |   |       2: [ ... ] can also represent the state of being
- |   |          a jiji which basically means that you're going
- |   |          vrooooooooooooooooom until the pterodactyls
- |   |          assfucked your little banana from which wall is this
- |   |  
- |   |       3: fucking shit derived anyway but i didnt really care
- |   |          because my window opened without any INTERACTIVITY
- |   |          from which i saw that the dog actually got its fucking
- |   |          PLATE SPINNING DJS AHAHAHHA
- |   |  
- |   |       [all from knubbze's abridged commentary on the
- |   |       historical collection of A Rabic Vernacular]
- |   |  
- |   |  §95  FTD, Formal Thought Disorder [arab, knubbze]
- |   |       [ ... ] an acronym for formal thought disorder
- |   |       which although the new site came browing through my
- |   |       very light-speed internet and also the situation of
- |   |       my horse in which i was forced to LOOK AT THE FUCKING
- |   |       SKY HOW IT'S NOT EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO EVER but
- |   |       then the shani actually got her own one so then i
- |   |       thought that... anyway back to the old point so yeah
- |   |       FTD is pretty much formal thought AHAHAHHAHA DID
- |   |       YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE nevermind anyway so the you
- |   |       know that this i had enouggh I JUST HAD ENOUGH but no
- |   |       i actually think that porn would be more appropriate
- |   |       if you had an BA in english or some other thing that
- |   |       i dont evenw ant to EAT THIS PIZZA ANYMORE done
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: 00:26.01 <@knubbze> done
- |   |             00:26.13 <@v> typical knubze definition
- |   |             00:26.29 <@knubbze> yes
- |   |             00:27.02 <@v> i demand that you do
- |   |             00:27.03 <@v> a lot of shrooms
- |   |             00:27.04 <@v> right now
- |   |             00:27.08 <@v> and write a very lenghty
- |   |             00:27.09 <@v> treatise
- |   |             00:27.09 <@v> on FTD
- |   |             00:27.11 <@knubbze> ok
- |   |             00:27.18 <@knubbze> hm
- |   |             00:27.23 <@knubbze> how much did i do yesterday?
- |   |             00:27.26 <@knubbze> 15g?
- |   |             00:27.27 <@v> 100mg
- |   |             00:27.27 <@v> so today
- |   |             00:27.29 <@v> tou need to do
- |   |             00:27.31 <@v> 50g
- |   |             00:27.32 <@v> -m
- |   |             00:27.34 <@knubbze> hang on
- |   |  
- |   |  §96  PayPal, n. [pagga]
- |   |       HOLY KIKE [ ... ] USELESS FUCKING KIKES sti[uf
- |   |       cuki9ng kikes lol@emoliitijg it everuy tike in uses
- |   |       a sduifferent ip block holy lkkjoes ragegeds
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: Dear James Garside,
- |   |             As part of our security measures, we regularly
- |   |             screen activity in the PayPal system. During
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- |   |  §97  holy kike [pagga]
- |   |       [ ... ]
- |   |  
- |   |  §98  lopl, n. [UThere]
- |   |       1: one of the myriad variants of `lol' [cf. ll]
- |   |       2: to express one's direct lineage to the
- |   |          controversial Saint of UThere praised by the
- |   |          dissident sect of anti-blackmanists
- |   |       3: to employ LOPLPACKiT against s.o. else
- |   |       4: used as a kick message duting masskickbans
- |   |          @ #gnaa *during + #[ ... ]
- |   |          [from pagga's spontaneous outburts of
- |   |           incomprehensible grunting on a particular
- |   |           subject truly understood in its full depth
- |   |           years later]
- |   |  
- |   |  §99  terror, n. [terror]
- |   |       to be the lad that bought f1re.org; to irregularily
- |   |       exclaim `@_@,' `xD,' `xdD,' and then some; to be
- |   |       butties with hzu
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: xD
- |   |          2: @_@
- |   |          3: brb renewing f1re.org and delegating it to
- |   |             ns1.vxp.name ns2.vxp.name
- |   |  
- |   |  §100 beint, n. [knubbze]
- |   |       a combination of `being' and `bint'; referring to
- |   |       human qualities (the lack thereof, in particular)
- |   |       in relation to their utmost absence and/or worthlessness
- |   |  
- |   |  §101 paggling [knubbze]
- |   |       a younger pagga, oblivious to the future that awaited him
- |   |  
- |   |  §102 chesstism [knubbze]
- |   |       idiomatic combination of `autism' and `chess'; to exhibit
- |   |       severe autism in a game of chess
- |   |       ex.:
- |   |          1: 23:39.40 <@knubbze> AND PAGGA
- |   |             23:39.40 <@knubbze> NEED
- |   |             23:39.41 <@knubbze> NEVER
- |   |             23:39.41 <@knubbze> KNOW
- |   |             23:39.42 <@knubbze> THE
- |   |             23:39.43 <@knubbze> SECRET
- |   |             23:39.43 <@knubbze> TO
- |   |             23:39.43 <@knubbze> MY
- |   |             23:39.44 <@knubbze> ULTIMATE
- |   |             23:39.46 <@knubbze> CHESSTISM
- |   |
- |   | __[ Collected sayings of al-Knubbze: §103-§154 ]____________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §103  ich kenn die komplette quake engine auswendig
- |   |
- |   |  §104  IcH Nmsu mehr RAUchen :)
- |   |        Bis GLeich
- |   |
- |   |  §105  No you are mistaken. There are no shats from #trill to #arab with any IRC clients
- |   |        at 4mb/s. What mysterious bush IRC client are you flying with? Also, hi@ abo
- |   |        behaviour. You really wanna fuck with me? You should think about it twice.
- |   |
- |   |  §106  wenn chinesen dich sehen gibts zubkatz als hauptgericht
- |   |
- |   |  §107  Es gibt viele Quadrate, Kreise, Trigone und andere Polygone auf dieser Welt
- |   |        aber für mich als dodecahedron gibt es nur mein vxpgon. Ich liebe dich über
- |   |        alles. ~ dein dodecahedron
- |   |
- |   |  §108  NeiN Ich amChe PeiPseEnseDE MusISk
- |   |        udn Ich Bin totLAa VErRueuECkt
- |   |
- |   |  §110  I FAIL TO SEE ANY SIMILARITY WI- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- |   |        HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- anyways so the little dog ran up to me and LOL I AM GOING
- |   |        TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO RAPE YOUUUUUUUUU-and thus I became leader of the boat
- |   |        club and, LOL WHAT I AM GOING TO love you forever because I WANT TO STAB YOUR
- |   |        EYES OUT AHAHAHAHahahHAhahhHAha ahhhh I can remember, it was in the bleak
- |   |        december...... WA??!?!?!?!?!
- |   |
- |   |  §111  lol @ thought of thought not at thought directly tho
- |   |
- |   |  §112  ich hab kp was der labert und was ich labere auch nich
- |   |
- |   |  §113  du bist ich und ich bin du und wir sind wir und er ist er
- |   |
- |   |  §114  wenn die diamantnadel nen staubkorn erwischt is das wie wenn du nen holzstock auf
- |   |        stein reibst und dann auf einmal nen riesiges messer dransetzt
- |   |
- |   |  §115  ich raf mnixm hr
- |   |        ich hab grd  sau ivel gkras geraucht ablter : )
- |   |
- |   |  §116  ey is dir schonmal aufgefallen wenn wir uzns beide gegenseitig hassen und dann
- |   |        auf ne kostumparty gehen würden
- |   |        dann wären wir im partnerlook dort
- |   |        alter
- |   |
- |   |  §117  alter meine hirn-CPU hat sich grad wieder gebootet
- |   |        ich hasse dich
- |   |
- |   |  §118  wenn ich diese ganzen buchstaben da seh
- |   |        wird mir schlecht und ich will
- |   |        buchstabensuppe kochen gehen
- |   |
- |   |  §119  deine gifte sind wie memes die meine goftel alle nicht verstehen weil sie aus
- |   |       versehen zu lange auf dem fleck stehen geblieben sind
- |   |
- |   |  §120  die metro ist ein ubahnsexuelles meme
- |   |
- |   |  §121  was denn für aliases alter
- |   |        ich adde dir gleich mal nen alias in deinen PERSONALAUSWESI : )
- |   |        ja add mal härter du huran-zone
- |   |
- |   |  §122  jemandem mit nem weichgekochten flummiball ne murmel in die wand zu hämmern ist
- |   |        äquivalent zu dem geräusch das vierzehnjährige kleinwüchsige transvestiten
- |   |        machen wenn man sie mit einem hammer gegen den pferdearsch presst der sie mit
- |   |        einer zigarette aber nicht wirklich getroffen hatte eil es war ja dunkel und dann
- |   |        hab ich eben einfach den keks genommen und hab mir nichts weiter dabei gedacht
- |   |        als, daß wenn es so stark regnet dann sollte ich wohl wirklich besser keine
- |   |        brezel essen
- |   |
- |   |  §122a WENN DIE LIJI NICH SO BLAU WÄR DANN WÄR ABER AUCH DER DEZEMBER SCHON IM JANUAR
- |   |        VORBEI ABER NICHT WEIL DIE DA IM WALD RUMRENNEN SONDERN WEGEN DEM KEKS DER ZUM
- |   |        ROLLENDEN BROT SAGTE, DASS ES EKINE LUST MEHR HAT AUF RASIEREN
- |   |
- |   |  §122b war das so ok? du bumsfidele bumsebiene
- |   |
- |   |  §122c wenn man das gleiche gebräu zum zähneputzen wie zum kochen benutzt dann hat man
- |   |        beim duschen ein echtes problem wenn die scheiße sich in deinen titten verfängt
- |   |        und spontan anfängt zu brennen alter
- |   |
- |   |  §122d ich schwör
- |   |
- |   |  §122e das ist so wie wenn der käfer rollend auf allen vieren liegt und dabei
- |   |        la cucaracha singt
- |   |
- |   |  §122f wenn der typ keinen kaugeschmack hat, dann braucht er auch keinen kaugummi der
- |   |        ihn dabei unterstützen würde nicht abzukratzen, denn soldaten sagen immer daß
- |   |        kambodscha ein böser ort voller dämonen die dir deine braut klauen besteht
- |   |        worauf ich aber ursprünglich hinaus wollte, war daß der horizont auch ohne die
- |   |        ganzen flecken ganz schön weich aussieht
- |   |
- |   |  §122g fast wie pfannkuchen
- |   |
- |   |  §122h naja, es ist ja so, daß wenn der hund nicht im kreis rennt sondern der schlange
- |   |        durch die wasserfälle hindurch dann kommt das messer in den fisch und frisch auf
- |   |        den tisch brennts auf einmal nieder weil das regenholz konnte ja nix dazu daß
- |   |        der feuerwald abgebrannt war dachte sich der löwe der dann anschließend an einer
- |   |        anosymie litt wodurch er zur beute verschiedener raubfische wurde
- |   |
- |   |  §123  that makes less sense than flies that flummi off walls that hammer your
- |   |        fucking DICK into my HORSE
- |   |
- |   |  §124  meine nackenhaare stellen sich auf und strom läuft mir vom rückenende bis in
- |   |        den nacken hoch gleich bebts und knallts und ich seh nen hellen blitz nur diesmal
- |   |        ohne spiegel ich starr jetzt 3azaazil an und warte auf den blitz und den knall
- |   |        _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_
- |   |        _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ _F_U_C_K_ crying IRL atm uncontrollably
- |   |
- |   |  §125  ich hasse leute die statt dramaturgie dramaturgie sagen
- |   |
- |   |  §126  fly my little vxp : )
- |   |        fly fly fly
- |   |
- |   |  §127  ficken ohne micken, aber obwohl ohne micken dafür aber mit ticken und obwohl das
- |   |        ticken zum dicken spicken nicht geeignet war, ging der kleine türke zum döner um
- |   |        seine hühner dort zu deponieren bei der deponie war benjamin blümchen, der
- |   |        lustige lila elefant damit beschäftigt seine zuckerstückchen ladung zu kochen
- |   |        die crackküche wurde von der örtlichen polizei beschlagnahmt, ohne daß sie dabei
- |   |        atmete, denn es handelte sich um atemlose polizisten aus atemlos
- |   |
- |   |  §128  lll
- |   |        wer hat
- |   |        den scheiß gelabert
- |   |        das war SICHER nich ich
- |   |
- |   |  §129  In meiner physisch-psychischen Konstiution manifestiert sich eine absolute
- |   |        abneigung gegeneüber deiner persönlichkeit :3
- |   |
- |   |  §130  Ich verzichte beim erzählen meiner Geschichte nicht auf Details, die Form des
- |   |        Adlerkopfes gibt die Wahrheit Preis; Es wird heiß, unter deinem Arsch - wir
- |   |        starten den Marsch gen Norden; um dort Horden zu ermorden, morgen gebe ich mit
- |   |        vxp ein Bankett, das Fett von unseren Opfern dient als Duftkerze ich scherze,
- |   |        nicht über solche dinge; vor allem nicht wenn ich gerade richtig zu flown
- |   |        beginne besinne, dich deiner eigenen natur - nur - Du, bist im stande den bann zu
- |   |        brechen die arab dämonen sind auf der erde, es werde licht - doch es wart keins es
- |   |        werde friede, doch es wart keiner - auf einer hütte auf dem berg steht ein zwerg
- |   |        mit roten haaren er sieht zu, wie die anderen dämonen sich paaren - zu scharen
- |   |        bilden sie sich heraus, ein graus, bald ist es aus; renn raus und versuche dich
- |   |        aus dieser situation zu befreien - du hörst aus der ferne ein verzerrtes,
- |   |        klägliches schreien wir sind die täter, du bist das opfer, dein schädel wird
- |   |        umfunktioniert zu nem schenkelklopfer ihr wart so tapfer, ihr habt gekämpft; der
- |   |        kampf ohne sinn, ohne verstand, ohne anstand, ohne helfende hand die euch führt,
- |   |        die euch vom bösen wegführt; du hast gespürt, wie dein leben aus dir rausgesaugt
- |   |        wird; wir sind nicht zu viert, du wirkst gehetzt denn wir sind zu SECHS SECHS
- |   |        SECHST die dämonen mit der kutte, mit dem bushammer, und dem bagger, dem
- |   |        vorschlaghammer, und dem messer, mit der granate und dem panzer der beisswütige
- |   |        kanacke versteckt sich hinter seiner alpha-jacke du fragst dich was laber ich da
- |   |        für ne schizophrene kacke - doch ich backe, aus den knochen deiner mutter einen
- |   |        butter KEKS ich esse viele KEKSE und ich und vxp sind taktloser aks taktloss
- |   |        automatischer als automatikk cooler als savas du hast glühende kohlen in deim
- |   |        arsch
- |   |
- |   |  §131  my name is orange where's red? vxp is a reservoir for i am a dog he who has the
- |   |        dog is a reservoir he who is orange is a reservoir dog did you know that compHOLY
- |   |        FUCKING SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOG
- |   |
- |   |  §131a I AM A DOG YOU ARE ORANGE FOR HE IS RESERVOIR HAIL THE HASS HAIL THE SINN HAIL
- |   |        THE NUTZEN HAIL THE EIGENINITIAITVE HEIL HITLER I AM A ARAB YOU ARE A ARAB FOR
- |   |        HE IS CORRUPTED HAIL THE CHOCKING HAIL THE FLOCKING HAIL THE KOMPLETTE PIZZA HAIL
- |   |        OHNE GOLDENEN SCHEIN HEIL HITLER HEIL DEN VERNICHTENDEN MÄCHTEN DER DUNKELHEIT
- |   |
- |   |  §131b SPÜRST DU DIE VERNICHTENDEN LICHTER?  LASS DICH VON DER DUNKLEN MACHT ÜBERMANNEN
- |   |        TRITT EIN IN DIE BOSHAFTIGKEIT DER DÄMONEN AHHHHH HITLER HITLER HITLER ARSCHLOCK
- |   |        FICKI HITLER HITLER IST GUT ABER DU BIST BÖSE WEIL DU NICHT AN HITLER GLAUBST
- |   |        STOPPE DEN EISBERG GEZ - SCHON GEZAHLT?  JA ALTER ICH ZAHLE DEINEN HITLER TRIBUT
- |   |        IN FORM VON SCHLÄGEN IN DEINEN MUTTERMUND ICH FAUSTFICKE DEINE VAGINA BIS HITLER
- |   |        RAUSKOMMT WÄRE ES FALSCH ANZUNEHMEN DASS EIN HITLER MEHRERE HITLERS HAT? :D JAJA
- |   |        DER KNUBBZE IST DA AHAHA ORANGENFLEISCH OHNE HITLER IST WIE DEINE VAGINA OHNE
- |   |        SCHNITTBLUME
- |   |
- |   |  §132  ich LACHE wie ein IRRER denn ich ERKENNE die DINGE wenn du den code LESEN
- |   |        könntest dann würdest du die INSTRUKTIONEN verstehen und beginnen zu VERSTEHEN
- |   |        daß wir versuchen nur den frieden zu BOMBENGÜRTEL AHAHAHAHAH HUNDEWUT HUNDEWUT
- |   |        AHAHAHAHA ORANGENKNALL HITLER HITLER HITLERS VAGINA IST WIE EIN KNALLGÜRTEL
- |   |
- |   |  §132a sei doch nicht so SUBLIMINAL mein lieber ASRAB AS3RAAB vxp: 4:3?!?!?!?  JA?!!?!
- |   |        WIE HITLER ALTER WIE HITLER GENAU SO WIE DIE ORANGENKNALLENDEN HITLERVAGINAS AUS
- |   |        DEM FERNEN OSTEN NÄMLICH ASIATISCHE HUNDEWUT
- |   |
- |   |  §132b ruf mal ein taxi in den jemen ich will in den jemen für BOMBENGÜRTELBATALLIONS-
- |   |        ANGRIFFE ICH BRAUCH MEHR SOSSE AUF MEINEN POMMES FRITTES ALTER TITTES AHAHAHHA
- |   |        TITTIES?!?!?!  WICHS MAL NICHT SO VIEL DU HUNDEWUT : D ARABISCHER KNALLFROSCH
- |   |        IST WIE HITLERS VAGINA OHNE BLAUWUT AHAHAH BLAUWAL AHAHAHHAHA WALE SIND BLAU
- |   |        ABER NICHT WEIL SIE BESOFFEN SIND SONDERN WEIL HITLER SIE GE BOMBEM BOMBEM
- |   |        BOEMBEOBMEOBMEOB BOMBE BOMBE BOMBE BOMBE BOMBE BOME ICH BOME ALTER BOME
- |   |        BOME AHHAHAHAHHA
- |   |
- |   |  §133  lol ich bin total knubbze was bistz du ?!?!?  JAJAJA du bist wie HITLLER HITLLER
- |   |        MIT DOPPEL L ICH VERZICHTE DEINE HITLER OHNE GORILLAS ALTER : ) ICH VERZICHTE AUF
- |   |        DEINEN FLOW WEIL MEIN GORILLA SIEHT AUS WIE EIN KILLA : D JAJAJAJAJJA
- |   |        HITLERGRANATE HITLERKEKS KANACKENGASHITLER HITLER WIL WEHATON WHEATON JAJAJAJJA
- |   |        WEHATON ALTER WIE EIN RIRIRIRIRI AOOAOAOAOA OKOKOKOKO JAJAJAJAJ ICH VERSTEHE DEINE
- |   |        HURE FICKEN OHNE HOLTER HOTLER HOL MAL DEN HOTLER HER DER HOTLER DER DIE JUDEN
- |   |        GETÖTETETETETE _FUCK_ ICH BIN SO HITLER :D ORANGEGÜRTEL?!?!?!  KANLLGÜRTELLLELLELE
- |   |        HORSE DICK ALTER WIE EIN HITLERDICK AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 3azazazazazaza as-sasasal
- |   |        as-saaasel SASEL HAMBURG SASEL IST AS-SASEEL AHAHAHAHHAHA voll der hitler alter
- |   |        ahahahahahhahahaha vxp alter ich BIN SO HITLER verstehst du was ich damit asdrücken
- |   |        as-drücken möchte?  as-drücken al-möchte al-mawt hm
- |   |
- |   |  §133a jetzt kurz mal im ernst verstehst du überhaupt irgendwas von den prinzipien in
- |   |        meiner materie-antimaterie HITLERKAMMER?  ich bin mir nicht sicher inwiefern es
- |   |        sich lohnen würde diese theorie zu hitlerfizieren? ich bin eine gaskammer ich
- |   |        vergase aber doch nur die: JUDEN, die SCHWULEN, die VOLKSFEINDE und die araber?
- |   |        gibt es eigentlich hitlerbeeren?  wie sehen diese aus?  ich glaub hitler war
- |   |        garnicht gegen juden ich glaub der war nur total irre und hat sich auf irgendwas
- |   |        konzentrieren müssen damit er nicht durchdreht dann hat er halt sich drauf
- |   |        konzentriert juden zu vergasen davon gibts sowieso viel zu viele LOL VOLL DER
- |   |        LUSTIGE DING nee ich bin schon in rente
- |   |
- |   |  §134  voll cute wie hitler hitler hitler voll das geile wort alter der typ hat dden
- |   |        geilsten namen ever so wie
- |   |        hurenhuren
- |   |         nein.
- |   |          das tue ich nicht.
- |   |           wieso auch?
- |   |        erzähl ihm doch einfach,
- |   |         daß du es nicht wissen konntest? 
- |   |
- |   |  §135  nur weil der key nicht auf der blacklist steht heißt das icht daß er nicht
- |   |        vulnerable is
- |   |
- |   |  §136  haensel und vxp verliefen sich im wald es war den beiden so bitter bitter HITLER
- |   |
- |   |  §137  ja fick dich das scheiss nich was jetz nur weil du kein ficken kannst alter ja kp
- |   |        ich will oder was zwischendurch ne aber was alter... verwirr mich nich ich will
- |   |        doch nur dass was anderes will ich ja im moment garnicht aber es geht nicht
- |   |
- |   |  §138  alter das ot ist irgendwie voll kiffer weil es macht nicht breit sondern nur high
- |   |        alter killer
- |   |
- |   |  §139  bestimmt ist vxp die idee gekommen
- |   |        als er mit seinem freund sex hatte
- |   |        seinen finger aus dessen arsch zog
- |   |        und scheisse dranhaengen hatte
- |   |        und weil das alles so schoen
- |   |        aligned war
- |   |        isses die truth
- |   |
- |   |  §140  mir fällt grad auf teflonpfannen sind ne geile erfindung zwar sind gusseisen-
- |   |        pfannen besser zum bratenaber teflonpfannen zu reinigen is so ficken geil lll
- |   |        was ahjast du denn findsu nich daß die pflege von teflonpfannen einfach is als
- |   |        die pflege von goldfischen
- |   |
- |   |  §141  irlolling wie mummi die mummilikummilimuu
- |   |
- |   |  §142  geh mal da ficken mit dem ding da ne deine mutter besteht aus haftbeflichtetem
- |   |        teflonpfannenmaterial was aus hitlers arschloch gepresst wurde nachdem er die
- |   |        BIENENWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHS SABBER SABBBER SABBBBBB-
- |   |        AAAAATH SABBATHAHAHA du dummer mesch alter
- |   |
- |   |  §143  0x0 zu shiften is wie wenn ein komischer mensch sabbernd aufm berg steht sich in
- |   |        die luft lehnt und schreit `ICH SCHIEB GRAD NEN ZEHN TONNEN SCHWEREN STEIN ALTER'
- |   |
- |   |  §144  i fly like paper get high like plane
- |   |
- |   |  §145  wärst du ein zwerg dann wär der berg ohne werk eine mine ohne schiene wie bei
- |   |        minecraft ohne notch; wie ein harry ohne potter ohne butterbumenkinder
- |   |
- |   |  §146  completion 00:05:52 etymology  etymolfogglfyo                           yes
- |   |
- |   |  §147  nee sieht nur aus sprichs mal aus du nudelspast
- |   |
- |   |  §147a nein,
- |   |        das ist nicht wahr
- |   |        DAS IST NICHT WAHR
- |   |
- |   |  §147b wenn was wahr war dann war's wahr aber nur wenn's nicht war wahr war's wahrhaftig
- |   |        nicht wahr
- |   |        wenn die lustige lust den lustigen lüsternen lustikus küßt dann küßt die lustige
- |   |        lustikus lüsterne lustlaterne lüstern den lüsternen lustikus aus lützern
- |   |
- |   |  §147c Wenn du wirklich bist was du ißt, dann wärst du kein amethyst
- |   |
- |   |  §147d ich bin ein KNUBBZESTEIN
- |   |        OH KNUBBZESTEIN
- |   |        DU BIST WIE EIN BERSERKER
- |   |        DU WOHNST IN BEEEEERSEKERSHEIM
- |   |        DU BIST IN NUUUUSDDORF DAHEIM
- |   |        OH KNUBBZESTEIN
- |   |        OH KNUBBZESTEIN
- |   |        DER VXP IST SCHEISSE
- |   |
- |   |  §147e dochdoch
- |   |        nenenenenenenenene
- |   |        ALLES NOCHMA VON VORNE
- |   |
- |   |  §148  ICH KOCHE BRENNESSELTEESUPPE IN MEINEM BRENNESSELTEESUPPENTEEWASSERZUBEREITUNGS-
- |   |        ERHITZUNGSGERÄT
- |   |
- |   |  §149  KNUBBZEST
- |   |        IST WIE
- |   |        INZEST
- |   |        NUR BESSER
- |   |        KNUBBZEST IST BESTE ZEST
- |   |        BESSTER ALS VXPZEST
- |   |
- |   |  §149a CH MÖCHTE MEINE SCHWESTER *FICKEN*
- |   |
- |   |  §150  keksblau ist das neue KIRSCHE
- |   |        kirschsaft ohne banane mit kiba aber dafür mit sternen
- |   |
- |   |  §151  ich kenne die QUAKEHURE in ihrem PENIS besuchen?
- |   |
- |   |  §152  wenn mein handy vibriert dann vibriert es aber nicht so wie ein RAUCHEN
- |   |        ich RAUCHEN wie GLEICH mein HURENJACKDANIELS
- |   |        JACK DANIELS?!?! ICH KENNE JOHNNY WALKER
- |   |
- |   |  §153  ich finde die farbwahl der hautfarbe der narbe deiner mutter seinem sohn sein
- |   |        hund dem sein nachbars dem sein nachbar dem seine tochter also in wirklichkeit
- |   |        die mutter von deiner schwester also auch deine mutter wirklich nicht sehr
- |   |        ansprechend
- |   |
- |   |  §153a ich wünschte mir sie würde eher so ins kornblumenblau gehen
- |   |
- |   |  §154  MUSCHIBRANDKUCHEN OHNE PFEFFEREINHEITSGESETZ REINHEITSFICKEN????????
- |   |        IN DEINEN GEBURTSTAG FICKE ICH MEINEN PENIS DENN DER IST SCHÖN GROSS UND
- |   |        PASST GENAU IN DEIN LOCH REIN ALTER ABER NUR WENN DU GEDEHNT BIST VOM BANANEN-
- |   |        SPLITTTTTTTTTTTZER JAJAJA SPITZE! EINFACH SPTITZE!!?!?!?! JAJA ZIGARETTE
- |   |        EHEHEHHEHE ehHEHEhEHHehEHHEhEhHEhEhEHEHHEHEHEHE
- |   |
- |   |  §154a JAJA PANAMAKANALANAL in PANAMA gibts PANKREATITIS IN DEINE MUSCHI VOM PEEEEETER
- |   |        AUS PANAMA PANAMAPETER PERMUHDA TRIHANTSCH
- |   |
- |   | __[ A non-exhaustive collection of dox: §155-§161 ]_________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §155  Shani
- |   |
- |   |        Full name....: Shandelle `Shani' Nova Boisvert
- |   |        Phone and ISP: (778) 238 7951 (number changed)
- |   |                       96.48.74.190 (static IP, neighbour's internet(?))
- |   |        eMail........: <atsvision@hotmail.com>
- |   |        IM...........: <atsvision@hotmail.com> (MSN)
- |   |                       <http://www.facebook.com/FAGTRON>
- |   |        DoB..........: 9 September 1992
- |   |        Address......: 1959 Langan Avenue (?)
- |   |                       V3C 1K9/1L1 Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       Appears to previously have been inhabited by
- |   |                       Youthquest Lesbian & Gay Youth
- |   |                       1959 Langan Ave
- |   |                       (604) 460-9115 (Pitt Meadows now(?))
- |   |                       (604) 944-6295 (Fax)
- |   |
- |   |                       Located via <http://imgur.com/ZY8gf.jpg>, employing Google Maps,
- |   |                       Bing `bird's eye view,' and <http://webmap.portcoquitlam.ca/pocomap2>;
- |   |                       confirmed independently by Winkie
- |   |
- |   |                       PID    004-579-453
- |   |                       Folio  322360-019
- |   |                       Pty #  105493
- |   |                       Legal  LOT 19, BLOCK 17, DISTRICT LOT 255,
- |   |                              NEW WEST DISTRICT, PLAN 2132
- |   |                       Area   383
- |   |                       Zoning RS4
- |   |
- |   |        Neighbours...: David Dillon
- |   |                       1955 Langan Ave
- |   |                       V3C 1L1 Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |                       (604) 942-3065
- |   |        
- |   |                       Hassan Rasool, Nazneen Rasool
- |   |                       1971 Langan Ave
- |   |                       V3C 1L1 Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |                       (604) 944-5910
- |   |
- |   |        School/Job...: Riverside Secondary School
- |   |                       2215 Reeve Street
- |   |                       V3C 6K8 Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |                       Phone: (604) 941 6053
- |   |                       Fax..: (604) 941 2639
- |   |                       eMail: <riverside@sd43.bc.ca>
- |   |                              <srobinson@sd43.bc.ca>
- |   |                              <sroos@sd43.bc.ca>
- |   |                              <tclerkson@sd43.bc.ca>
- |   |
- |   |        Parents......: Christine Michel Boisvert
- |   |                       Merrit and/or Lower Nicola, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       eMail..: <christine.boisvert@hotmail.com>
- |   |                                <christine.boisvert@telus.net>
- |   |                       IM.....: <http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=737915814>
- |   |                       DoB....: 15 June 1967
- |   |                       Schools: Terry Fox Senior 2ndary '85
- |   |                                Barkel Business School '91
- |   |                                Business Administration Diploma Program
- |   |                       Job....: Christine's Office Services
- |   |                                440 Barwick Ave
- |   |                                V0K 1Y0 Lower Nicola, B.C.
- |   |                                (250) 315-3805
- |   |
- |   |                                Owner/Operator
- |   |                                Oct 2008 - Present, as of Feb 2009
- |   |        
- |   |                       Conrad `Pancho' Boisvert
- |   |                       Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       Fiancee: Sandra ? (Malaysian(?) surname)
- |   |
- |   |        Relatives....: Richard J. J. Boisvert
- |   |                       Vancouver, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       DoB: 6 April 1971
- |   |                       IM.: <http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=797765227>
- |   |
- |   |                       Brian Boisvert
- |   |                       IM: <http://www.facebook.com/huzur79>
- |   |
- |   |                       Desirae Chong
- |   |                       IM: <http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1190565764>
- |   |
- |   |        Boyfriend....: Sheldon Thompson
- |   |                       Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       IM.....: <http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542380618>
- |   |                       DoB....: 15 November 1990-1993
- |   |                       Schools: Riverside Secondary School
- |   |                                2215 Reeve Street
- |   |                                V3C 6K8 Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |        Ex...........: Babak Rasouli
- |   |                       1282 Benneck Way
- |   |                       V3C 5Y8 Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       IM: <http://www.facebook.com/kafir>
- |   |
- |   |        Known friends: Chelsea Hutchings-Sarglepp
- |   |                       Port Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |
- |   |                       IM: <http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=576415662>
- |   |
- |   |  §156  hzu
- |   |
- |   |        Full name....: Howard ?
- |   |        Phone and ISP: ?
- |   |        eMail........: ?
- |   |        DoB..........: Apr 18 1990
- |   |        Address......: Wijbrand De Geeststraat 25
- |   |                           Leeuwarden, NL
- |   |
- |   |  §157  meltingwax (hzu the 4traitor4's worthless buttie)
- |   |
- |   |        Full name....: Daniel `meltingwax' da Silva
- |   |        Phone and ISP: +13015920303 (?)
- |   |                       216.239.45.4 (Google)
- |   |        eMail........: <dasilva@alum.mit.edu> (?)
- |   |        IM...........: ?
- |   |        DoB..........: ?
- |   |        Address......: Arlindo da Silva
- |   |                       212 Whitmoor Terrace
- |   |                       Silver Spring, MD 20901
- |   |                       US
- |   |
- |   |        Neighbours...: ?
- |   |        School/Job...: Google, see
- |   |                       <http://www.google.com/profiles/danielfosterdasilva>
- |   |        Parents......: ?
- |   |        Relatives....: ?
- |   |        Boyfriend....: ?
- |   |        Ex...........: ?
- |   |        Known friends: ?
- |   |
- |   |  §158  Shirin (aka: schirin, schische, leene, ...)
- |   |
- |   |        Full name....: Schirin el Tahwy (aka Schirin Doerfler)
- |   |        Phone and ISP: 0821 70 75 98
- |   |        eMail........: schische@gmx.de
- |   |                       Waldemar Stimke
- |   |                       <verbogenes-eisen@gmx.de>
- |   |                       <http://www.verbogenes-eisen.de/images/Kontakt.jpg>
- |   |        IM...........: schische (Skype)
- |   |                       <http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1748370650>
- |   |                       232169863 (ICQ)
- |   |        DoB..........: ?
- |   |        Address......: Jagdweg 6
- |   |                       86169 Augsburg    
- |   |        School/Job...: ?
- |   |        Parents......: Susanne Dörfler (Mother)
- |   |        Relatives....: ?
- |   |        Boyfriend....: ?
- |   |        Known friends: ?
- |   |
- |   |  §159  zloXi
- |   |
- |   |        Full name....: Tanja Grokenberger
- |   |                       <http://i43.tinypic.com/1zck67l.png
- |   |        Phone and ISP: 0176 61 24 96 34
- |   |        eMail........: ?
- |   |        IM...........: ?
- |   |        DoB..........: 27 April 1984
- |   |        Address......: Güterhallenstr. 12/1
- |   |                       68159 Mannheim
- |   |
- |   |                       Previously: MA; Vogelstang; Rheinau
- |   |
- |   |        Neighbours...: ?
- |   |        School/Job...: Gustav-Wiederkehr-Schule, Mannheim
- |   |                       1990 - 1994
- |   |
- |   |                       Integrierte Gesamtschule Mannheim-Herzogenried, Mannheim
- |   |                       1994 - 1999
- |   |
- |   |                       Sandhofenschule, Mannheim
- |   |                       1999 - 2001
- |   |
- |   |                       Justus-von-Liebig-Schule, Mannheim
- |   |                       2001 - 2004
- |   |
- |   |        Parents......: Gudrun Grokenberger (Mother,)
- |   |                       <http://i42.tinypic.com/fy0jua.png>
- |   |                       Manfred Grokenberger (Father;)
- |   |                       07191 85894
- |   |                       both from Mannheim.
- |   |
- |   |        Relatives....: Kurt Grokenberger (Brother,)
- |   |                       Jaqueline Grokenberger (Sister.)
- |   |
- |   |        Boyfriend....: ?
- |   |        Ex...........: Christian `ryker' Meyer
- |   |                       31173 Hildesheim
- |   |        Known friends: Hiltrud Bianca (Rödermark)
- |   |        Commonly frequented locations:
- |   |        01.05.10, 13:00 Uhr:
- |   |           1.SANDHÖFER OPEN AIR FESTIVAL (Hof Getränkevertrieb GEMÜ, 68307 Mannheim)
- |   |
- |   |        28.05.10, 11:00 Uhr:
- |   |           20. Mannheimer Stadtfest (Wassterum und Planken, 68161 Mannheim)
- |   |
- |   |        04.07.10, 10:00 Uhr:
- |   |           Love Family Park 2010 (Mainwiesen Hanau, 63457 Hanau)
- |   |
- |   |        Handedness...: Left-Handed
- |   |
- |   |  §160  vap0r
- |   |
- |   |        Full name....: Clayton George
- |   |                       Jason Bandy (Common pseudonym)
- |   |                       vap0r, vap0rvap0r, illag3 (Nick names)
- |   |        Phone and ISP: (228) 864-3421
- |   |        eMail........: <slapballs@gmail.com>
- |   |        DoB..........: 1981 (Age 28, as of Feb 16 2010)
- |   |        Address......: Allstate Insurance Company - George Clayton
- |   |                       304 E Railroad St
- |   |                       Long Beach, MS 39560
- |   |                       Alt.: Ocean Beach Springs, MS
- |   |
- |   |        Evidence.....:
- |   |        <http://knat.ceffsworld.com/elph.phiz.org/freal/scraphtml/New%20Folder/vap.jpg>
- |   |        <http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=vap0rvap0r&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true>
- |   |        <http://www.youtube.com/user/vap0rvap0r>
- |   |        <http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9189/28349098109214101231bey7.jpg>
- |   |        <http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8716/dscf1711qq2.jpg>
- |   |        Drives a 2006 Nissan SE-R
- |   |        Part of `theremains' (theremains.org)
- |   |
- |   |        School/Job...: I.T. / Recording Engineer
- |   |
- |   |  §161  Sherrod the Whale
- |   |
- |   |  Founder of ED
- |   |  ************************************************************************************
- |   |  Sherrod Ellen Degrippo
- |   |  Age 33
- |   |  DOB :: Feb 5 1978
- |   |
- |   |  SHERROD DEGRIPPO  
- |   |
- |   |  Current
- |   |  1705 KING JAMES ST
- |   |  LAS VEGAS, NV  89144   (702) 267-9393 
- |   |
- |   |  333 N Jefferson ST #504 Record Created: 12/2007     
- |   |  Chicago, IL 60661
- |   |
- |   |  1001 MEADOWS PKWY Record Created: 10/2004       
- |   |  RENO, NV  89501   (775) 852-6423 
- |   |
- |   |  Old Address
- |   |  5212 SLOAN SQ NE   Record Created: 07/2003       
- |   |  ATLANTA, GA  30329   (404) 325-7437 
- |   |
- |   |  Parents address
- |   |  2835 FENNEL AVE  Record Created: 08/2002       
- |   |  MIDDLEBURG, FL  32068   (904) 282-6896
- |   |
- |   |  Status:Single
- |   |  Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- |   |  Orientation:Straight
- |   |  Hometown:Atlanta, GA
- |   |  Body type:174cm
- |   |  Religion:Agnostic
- |   |  Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
- |   |  Smoke / Drink:No / No
- |   |  Children:I don't want kids
- |   |  Education:Grad / professional school
- |   |  Past
- |   |  Senior Solutions Engineer at Symantec
- |   |  Senior Security Consultant at LURHQ
- |   |  Senior Network Security Analyst at US DOE NNSA
- |   |  Education
- |   |  Georgia Institute of Technology
- |   |  Georgia State University
- |   |  Dagestanskaja Gosudarstvennaja Medicinskaja Akademija - phone no./address http://www.worldwide.edu/ci/russia/schools/54772.html
- |   |
- |   |  1705 King James St, Apt 102 | Las Vegas, NV 89144
- |   |
- |   |  allies Cotton Candy, Girlvinyl
- |   |
- |   |  Possible Cell Need to confirm
- |   |  Sherrod's cell # +1-773-572-8910
- |   |  probably not a cell # but an office number, it's listed on this page http://lulzcon.com/index.php?page=meetup
- |   |
- |   |  Linkedin
- |   |  http://www.linkedin.com/in/sherrod
- |   |
- |   |  Semi nudes
- |   |  http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com/wiki/Girlvinyl
- |   |
- |   |  Family 
- |   |  Degrippo, Stephanie (Mother) - Age 67
- |   |  2835 Fennel Ave | Middleburg, FL 32068
- |   |  (904) 282-6896
- |   |
- |   |  Degrippo, Jackie M
- |   |  2835 Fennel Ave | Middleburg, FL 32068
- |   |   (904) 282-6896
- |   |
- |   |  Degrippo, Robert C
- |   |   2835 Fennel Ave | Middleburg, FL 32068
- |   |   (904) 282-689
- |   |
- |   |  Her personal Page
- |   |  http://girlvinyl.com
- |   |  LoL Personal Contact
- |   |  http://girlvinyl.com/contact/contact.htm
- |   |  email
- |   |  contact@girlvinyl.com
- |   |
- |   |  misc@girlvinyl.com
- |   |
- |   |  sherrod@ohinternet.com
- |   |
- |   |  myspace http://www.myspace.com/girlvinyl
- |   |  facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Girlvinyl/111858455507972
- |   |  reddit http://www.reddit.com/user/girlvinyl/
- |   |  youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/girlvinyl
- |   |  Twitter http://twitter.com/girlvinyl
- |   |  live journal http://www.livejournal.com/tools/textmessage.bml?user=girlvinyl
- |   |  dream book (wtf ever that is) http://books.dreambook.com/sherrod1/guestbook.html
- |   |  kaboodle http://www.kaboodle.com/girlvinyl
- |   |   http://www.linkedin.com/in/sherrod
- |   |
- |   |  ICQ 40246334
- |   |  AIM girlvinyl
- |   |  yahoo msnger girlvinylish
- |   |
- |   |  IRC
- |   |  Sherrod is ~scissors@client120069.atl.mediaone.net * Comic Book Whore 
- |   |  Sherrod on @#gothick @#!/usr/bin/perl #hackphreak
- |   |  Sherrod using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
- |   |  Sherrod has been idle 3mins 32sec, signed on Wed Jan 09 13:10:28
- |   |  Sherrod End of /WHOIS list.
- |   |
- |   |  http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/
- |   |
- |   |  [1]LaunchedDecember 10, 2004[1
- |   |
- |   |  Spam Target
- |   |
- |   |  Cell Phone Bomb
- |   |  http://www.livejournal.com/tools/textmessage.bml?user=girlvinyl
- |   |
- |   |  other websites she works on or has an account on
- |   |
- |   |  http://www.undeadly.org/
- |   |
- |   |  http://www.dreamhost.com/
- |   |
- |   |  http://ljdrama.org/
- |   |
- |   |  http://www.lp.org/
- |   |
- |   |  http://www.lulzcon.com/
- |   |
- |   |  http://blog.ohinternet.com/4636/history-of-computer-infographic/
- |   |
- |   |  amazon reviews
- |   |  http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1TVZ1MOIEM45J?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview
- |   |
- |   |  amazon account
- |   |
- |   |  http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1TVZ1MOIEM45J
- |   |
- |   |  *********************************************************************************************
- |   |  Andrew (Joel?) Thornton - Age 37
- |   |
- |   |  DOB Mar 1 1974
- |   |   
- |   |   
- |   |  ==========================================================
- |   |  ==========================================================
- |   |  assosiates
- |   |  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |  http://jameth.livejournal.com/
- |   |  http://www.flickr.com/photos/jameth/
- |   |  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |  Jason 
- |   |  jasongormally@gmail.com
- |   |  http://insomniacdesigner.blogspot.com
- |   |  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |
- |   |
- |   |  Other Admin of ED targets
- |   |  http://josephevers.blogspot.com/p/encyclopedia-dramatica-administrators.html
- |   |
- |   |
- |   |
- |   |  Other Web Targets
- |   |  http://josephevers.blogspot.com/p/edrama-llc.html
- |   |
- |   | __[ A cresthomathy of ARAB: §162-§167 ]_____________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §162  (Narrated by vxp)
- |   |       This here narration is the story of Irror,
- |   |       itself an itty-bitty, fragile mere shard,
- |   |       which, compelled to as it was, found itself,
- |   |       uncomfortably seperated from its most endeared mirror.
- |   |       
- |   |       But, now one may be tempted to enquire,
- |   |       does a mirror, of the glance,
- |   |       that which upon itself to stare desires,
- |   |       never tire?
- |   |       
- |   |       And so it was, upon one glorious time,
- |   |       that, upon this here mirror,
- |   |       the thought dawned and fell,
- |   |       insofar as mirrors may have thoughts to dwell,
- |   |       that of the mirror that were, shards became,
- |   |       and of them nine.
- |   |       
- |   |       And as they were,
- |   |       Almost as if to adhere
- |   |       to what once was yet no longer were
- |   |       to be a mirror,
- |   |       decided it was,
- |   |       to name itself Irror!
- |   |       
- |   |       The conclusion of this here short, yet excruciatingly brilliant
- |   |       summation of events is as follows:
- |   |       THE NEED FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE DEATH HAS BEEN PRESCRIBED
- |   |       BY YOUR BIRTH. YOU ARE A HALF-ASLEEP, HALF-AWAKE NON-
- |   |       INDIVIDUAL WHOSE REFUSAL TO CEASE BREATHING, AND
- |   |       FORTHGOING STRUGGLE AGAINST YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH
- |   |       IS THE CAUSE OF THE REASON WHY YOU CAN BE MADE TO BE
- |   |       DISCERNED FROM THE I WHICH IS NOT YOU RATHER THAN
- |   |       THE END COMMENCING AFTER THERE ---&gt;
- |   |       FOR WHICH THE EXACT REASON MAY BE STIPULATED AS FOLLOWS:
- |   |       1) DIE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG
- |   |       2) DIE YOU BLOODY PILE OF ORGANS
- |   |       3) DIE YOU VAGINAL EXCREMENT
- |   |       4) DIE YOU INSULT AGAINST THE WORD `YOU'
- |   |       5) DIE YOU NON-YOU TRANSCENDING SENSE AND REASON
- |   |       TO DEPICT THE EXACT CIRCUMSTANCES
- |   |       OF YOUR BIRTH WHICH MAY BE SUMMED UP
- |   |       BY PARAPHRASING THE WORDS
- |   |       `YOU ARE THE SON OF A WHORE'
- |   |       6) DIE YOU BENT, CURVED, AND TRIANGULAR
- |   |       CREATURE OF MEDIOCRITY AND FEAR
- |   |       7) DIE YOU DEATH-FEARING CORPSE WITHOUT A STENCH
- |   |       OF ROT
- |   |       8) DIE YOU WALKING ASSUMPTION OF SELF-WORTH
- |   |       [ ... ]
- |   |       THE FULL LIST MAY BE ACQUIRED AND IMMEDIATELY EXPERIENCED
- |   |       BY FOLLOWING THESE HERE SIMPLE STEPS:
- |   |       1) FETCH KNIFE
- |   |       2) WRITE THE FOLLOWING WORDS ON THE KNIFE IN FRIENDLY,
- |   |       WELCOMING, RELAXING LETTERS:
- |   |       A BORING DRILL IS OF MORE INTEREST THAN I AM
- |   |       BOURGEOIS IS MY MIDDLE NAME, MEDIOCRE MY
- |   |       FIRST NAME, AND WHORE MY LAST NAME
- |   |       3) TIE KNIFE TO A NEARBY OBJECT OF CHOICE WITH ITS
- |   |       SHEATH POINTING TOWARDS YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
- |   |       4) LEAN FORWARD UNTIL THE KNIFE POSITIONED IN STEP 3) MAKES
- |   |       CONTACT WITH YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
- |   |       5) CHANT UNTIL VXP IS SUMMONED:
- |   |       VXP IS THE BIBLE; VXP IS A VERY LONG WORD;
- |   |       VXP IS LISTED IN THE DICTIONARY IN BETWEEN Z AND A;
- |   |       VXP IS MEASURED IN UNITS WHICH ONLY EXIST WHEN THEY
- |   |       ARE USED TO MEASURE VXP;
- |   |       VXP IS A PRODUCT OF YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA AND DOES NOT EXIST
- |   |       VXP IS THE RESULT OF A GIANT WORLD WAR
- |   |       VXP IS WHAT IS SPELLED OUT ON THE INSIDES OF YOUR EYE
- |   |       VXP IS WHY YOU NEED TO CUT YOUR SKIN OFF WITH SANDPAPER
- |   |       6) EXHALE AND CEASE BREATHING
- |   |       7) AWAIT DEATH
- |   |
- |   |  §163  (Narrated by knubbze)
- |   |       At this late hour, I find myself bereft of the power to express myself coherently.
- |   |       Prescription drugs aid me in thwarting the voices to which I slowly succumb,
- |   |       escaping reality.  My mind is spiralling downwards to the vast abysmal void, I am
- |   |       locked in a padded cell.  These voices are like an unwaverling grinding slowly
- |   |       bringing to light my core of insanity.  I am in a living hell; my disease is a
- |   |       campanologist fabricating the ever-ringing bell.  The dam of sanity is breaching,
- |   |       I'm trying to moor my mind to the quay of sagacity.  I cram onto the teachings of
- |   |       Irror the Mirror, cultivating my mind with the doctrine of The Seer, O my fair lady
- |   |       sanity, why hast thou left me?  You forsook me on this appalling bark adrift in this
- |   |       abandoned harbour.  The beguiling flotsom of sunken souls in this ocean of woe, a
- |   |       view of such beauty, I long for it so.  I wish to touch this beauty of horror.
- |   |       Slowly I extend my hand past the edge of my vehicle; my eagerness to touch obtunding
- |   |       me to an incapability to look behind this ruse.  The deceptive shimmering below the
- |   |       surface of this sea instilling an unsatisfiable hunger in me.
- |   |       My fingers feel its glow - yes! I am almost there; when suddenly this beauty becomes a
- |   |       nightmare.  Under all these grimaces and torturous screams; a withered arm extends
- |   |       from this scene.  It grips my hand firmly and pulls me right down - my lungs burning
- |   |       like fire; I have no give in.  I take a deep breath until I finally drown.
- |   |
- |   |  §164  (Narrated by vxp)
- |   |       To whom it may concern,
- |   |       
- |   |       during my ongoing investigations into the newly emerging market of international child
- |   |       pornography rings cooperating with ideologically and religiously motivated terrorists,
- |   |       I have had the fortune to stumble upon a most relevant report[1] strenuously assembled
- |   |       by my dear colleague Mr. Hartfield.  I have, however, noticed that, to his misfortune,
- |   |       several gaps appear to indeed be present in his intelligence on the subjects those
- |   |       that which shall follow alongside with the fruits of months of research that have gone
- |   |       into the same.
- |   |       
- |   |       DISCLAIMER:
- |   |       I pursue employment in various fields including but not limited to transnational intelligence,
- |   |       vanguard guerilla Internet hacking groups infiltration, and monitoring of such activities.
- |   |       Whilst I made the decision not to remain anonymous, I shall not disclose my manifold
- |   |       associations with a wide range of national aswell as internationally operating institutes
- |   |       and organisations.  I hope that this decision shall be respected by whosoever may thus
- |   |       choose to pursue this matter further.
- |   |       
- |   |       Whilst my dear colleague's initial impression that the subjects alluded to afore do operate
- |   |       `under the collective name of "Sand Net"' [sic], he is quite misled in his perception that
- |   |       their focus, broadly speaking, may be summarised as to represent a `mission [ ... ] to
- |   |       disrupt the business of Apple Computer [ ... ]'.  It would appear that all such endeavours
- |   |       are naught but a farce, a facade, geared at having any potential curious onlooker
- |   |       immediately discard the former organisation as to be nothing but simply that - a loose
- |   |       conglomerate of individuals desiring the disruption as expounded by Mr. Hartfield.
- |   |       
- |   |       According to my intelligence, the actual title of the organisation behind `"Sand Net"'
- |   |       is `LKA423/1K/0411885/2010,' and their goals are primarily, yet by no means limited to:
- |   |               * Acquisition and distribution of child pornography
- |   |               * Large-scale arms and drug dealing
- |   |               * Extortion and blackmailing
- |   |               * International terrorism
- |   |       
- |   |       I do also have strong evidence at my disposal that the aforementioned organisation is
- |   |       actively engaged in several nuclear programmes, and may already posess several
- |   |       nuclear weaponry.  Suspected links concentrate in the Middle East including Iran,
- |   |       the IRA, the ETA, and North Korea.
- |   |       
- |   |       Please do contact me for further details on the aforementioned organisation and their
- |   |       goals as outlined.
- |   |       
- |   |       --- SUBJECT NUMBER 1: LUCIO ANDRES ILLANES ALBORNOZ
- |   |       
- |   |       Lucio Albornoz is a citizen of the Republic of Chile, the Commonwealth of Australia, the
- |   |       Federal Republic of Germany, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and may furthermore have
- |   |       access to various fake identities in various nations and countries.  He is currently
- |   |       residing in the Federal Republic of Germany, and is actively being monitored by the
- |   |       BKA, the Central Council of Jews in Germany, and Interpol.  Lucio Albornoz is a
- |   |       paranoid Schizophrenic who additionally suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder
- |   |       and severe Sociopathy.  His personality has been described as unpredictable, erratic,
- |   |       violent, and destructive.  He is known to have a pathological obsession with young
- |   |       females, and may often be seen wandering in front of a basic school whilst discussing
- |   |       subjects relating to his pet knife with curious pedestrians.
- |   |       
- |   |       Albornoz is currently awaiting trial for manslaughter and child molestation and is
- |   |       likely facing several years in prison given incarceration.  He, as reported before,
- |   |       does categorically reject the existence of such a notion as `employment' and instead
- |   |       fiends off of the local welfare system whilst channeling funds to his welfare companions
- |   |       James Garside and Christian J. Kiewiet.
- |   |       
- |   |       Albornoz is known to be fluent in at least 14 different languages including, but not
- |   |       limited to, Kiswahili, various Bedouin dialects of Arabic and Modern Standard Arabic,
- |   |       Aramaeic, Sumerian, Akkadian, Coptic, Tamazight, Spanish, English, German, and French.
- |   |       His involvement in the aforementioned organisation appears to concentrate on
- |   |       spreading propaganda and forcing potential opponents and investigators into a
- |   |       hypnosis culminating in spontaneous self-realisation and immediate revertion to
- |   |       non-existence via existence by drawing on his large repertoire of ancient riddles,
- |   |       rhetoric, and Swahilic ritual magic.
- |   |       
- |   |       Albornoz is, as reported beforehand, a flight risk and is a testament to all loose
- |   |       chunks of granite in terms of his staunch resistence towards the posession of a
- |   |       stable psyche.  i fucking hate being pulled into at least 5 directions like a bloody trapezoid thisis rather annoying
- |   |       
- |   |       --- SUBJECT NUMBER 2: JAMES GARSIDE
- |   |       
- |   |       James Garside is a stateless citizen currently residing all over United Kingdom.
- |   |       He appears to have sought asylum in the latter state at an unknown date.  Whilst
- |   |       there is almost no solid information pertaining to his whereabouts before he
- |   |       entered the United Kingdom or any other such related intelligence, it has been
- |   |       conjectured that Garside may be related to Albornoz and has since then changed
- |   |       his name and identity so as to deliberately obstruct further investigations.  Among
- |   |       a myriad possible places of origin, the town of Jalalabad in Afghanistan appears to
- |   |       be the most likely, with the intelligence provided by Mr. Babak Rasouli, who appears
- |   |       to be a childhood friend defecting from the aforementioned organisation.
- |   |       
- |   |       Garside, like Albornoz, suffers from a wide range of psychological disorders.  This
- |   |       is corrobated by anecdotical intelligence on behalf of Mr. Rasouli.  Garside has
- |   |       been known to become very violent when facing situations that he can not control,
- |   |       during which he may often be seen throwing very large objects at proportionally
- |   |       smaller people.  He may furthermore be observed muttering to himself whilst
- |   |       passionately caressing and staring at a list he compiled, which Mr. Rasouli has
- |   |       termed `The Execution List.'
- |   |       
- |   |       Garside is not fluent in any language.  His sole form of communication consists of
- |   |       inarticulate grunting accompanied by various gesticulations whose aptness as
- |   |       a vehicle of expression may appear limited, yet serves Garside in his various
- |   |       endeavours since it tends to induce confusion and insecurity in the vast majority
- |   |       of his temporary partners in conversation and thus, life.  If given the possibility,
- |   |       Garside should not be approached at all.  The area around his various habitations
- |   |       have been known to be cleared of any nearby human and animal life within a radius
- |   |       of at least 20 square kilometres, wherein which he vigorously abuses and rapes
- |   |       the unfortunate faetii, toddlers and female basic school attendees curious or
- |   |       perhaps ingenious enough to enter his cage.
- |   |       
- |   |       --- SUBJECT NUMBER 3: AURELIE JACOBS
- |   |       
- |   |       Aurelie Jacobs is a French nationalist from New Guinea whose involvement with
- |   |       the aforementioned organisation poses a miracle transcending even the absolute
- |   |       apparent non sequitur that which the first two subjects already represent with
- |   |       regards to their involvement with the former.  She has been known to be a key
- |   |       figure in various violently racist, vanguard movements, associated demonstrations,
- |   |       public hangings, genocides, and well poisonings.  Jacobs has been last seen
- |   |       voicing her opinion about the Ghanaian football team by means of demilitarising
- |   |       France entirely via detonation of the latter's nuclear weapon arsenal over Ghana,
- |   |       a maneuver which has generally been welcomed by the Ghanaians themselves
- |   |       who are now all dead.
- |   |       
- |   |       Jacobs is fluent in French and rejects the existence of any other language. She
- |   |       has also been known to resist any other diet other than her traditionally inherited
- |   |       preference for `pizza sticks.'
- |   |       
- |   |       Jacobs is known to Interpol as a child prostitution ring leader.
- |   |       
- |   |       --- SUBJECT NUMBER 4: CHRISTIAN J. KIEWIET
- |   |       
- |   |       Christian J. Kiewiet, whilst widely accepted as an actual person, has now discovered
- |   |       to be a fragment of the disturbed incoherency that which represents the collective
- |   |       psyche of the aforementioned subjects.  Whilst his efficacy in terms of propaganda
- |   |       is of course quite exquisite, the few glimmers of truth beneath the deception appears
- |   |       to be that of the subject with which propaganda treats being based on the controversial
- |   |       sociopathic serial killer Shandelle Boiswiet from the Netherlands, who has routinely
- |   |       been censored by the local media.  His involvement with the aforementioned organisation
- |   |       before and during his killing frenzy, which shall not be dignified with words in this here
- |   |       unfortunate reiteration of his life-defying former existence, has been described to
- |   |       be akin to the mastery of Zen.  In fact, the aforementioned organisation appears to
- |   |       proactively engage in shrouding his existence of any form into mistery, and several
- |   |       cults surrounding his personality have sprung up in response.
- |   |       
- |   |       It is claimed that Kiewiet has invented all human languages, and that he has lived for
- |   |       5000 years.  It is also claimed that he has invented himself.
- |   |       
- |   |       After it has been found that Kiewiet does in fact not represent a living being, Interpol
- |   |       has dropped all charges against him.
- |   |       
- |   |       
- |   |       This concludes my research.  I do, of course, welcome any further discussion and would
- |   |       like to extend my supreme appreciation for the preliminary work carried out by my
- |   |       dear colleague Mr. Hatfield.
- |   |       
- |   |       Sincerely yours,
- |   |       Arez Rasouli
- |   |
- |   |  §165  (Narrated by knubbze)
- |   |       
- |   |                           PREDICTIONS for the CORE GROUP of ARAB
- |   |                       wisely prophesized by knubbze in the year 2011
- |   |                        reformatted and recorded for eternity by vxp
- |   |       
- |   |                                       IN 10 YEARS
- |   |       
- |   |       KNUBBZE and his family will live in some non-bourgeoise (but still middle class)
- |   |       neighbourhood in either France or Germany, where knubbze will have a shitty job
- |   |       as an IT teacher that which he loathes, but liberally pursuits in order to
- |   |       `fit in;' he will still be on IRC, two to three hours a day, where he will
- |   |       constantly complain about his life, and nostalgically remember the `old times'
- |   |       when `the A rabs' were still on IRC being faggots.
- |   |       
- |   |       PAGGA will live in London, and be in a long term relationship, no kids; he'll
- |   |       have an ordinary job that makes him a good enough living. His commitment to his
- |   |       girlfriend, newfound real life, and his job will make him forget about IRC
- |   |       fairly quickly, so he will no longer IRC, and live a semi-happy life.
- |   |       
- |   |       VXP will live in Spain and have a job as a teacher of Arabic and possibly other
- |   |       languages; he lives a semi-shit life which makes him come to IRC and rant about
- |   |       it a lot.
- |   |       
- |   |       LOL3IZER will have neither a job, nor will he have moved out of his parent's
- |   |       house - he'll be on IRC 24/7 living with the status quo and having philosophical
- |   |       debates.
- |   |       
- |   |       BABAK [INFID3L] will be a hardcore opiate addict, still on IRC, no job, being a
- |   |       bourgeois kike - his addiction will grow stronger, though.
- |   |       
- |   |                                       IN 20 YEARS
- |   |       
- |   |       KNUBBZE and his family will live in some small village in the south of France
- |   |       where he works as a teacher for computer technology and German; he still hates
- |   |       his job, and with his second kid soon out of the house as well, he will have
- |   |       way too much time on his hands, which he dedicates to IRC and developing useless
- |   |       tools.
- |   |       
- |   |       PAGGA meanwhile made a career, and makes good money; out of occasional boredom,
- |   |       he found his way back to IRC, and blogs there approx. 2 times a week for an hour
- |   |       or so, he is still in a long term relationship, but isn't married and no kids
- |   |       yet.
- |   |       
- |   |       VXP will live in Morocco where he works as a teacher of Arabic, Spanish, and
- |   |       possibly other languages; he also performs Tarot readings. He finds fulfillment
- |   |       in doing this, and stops IRCing because he dedicates his life to this - however,
- |   |       occasionally, maybe twice a year, he pops up and gives updates on his life etc.
- |   |       
- |   |       LOL3IZER will still be unemployed, but he will have moved out of his parent's
- |   |       house - he'll be on IRC 24/7 living with the status quo and having philosophical
- |   |       debates, and will dwell in nostalgia.
- |   |       
- |   |       BABAK will be dead; overdose.
- |   |
- |   |  §166  (Narrated by vxp)
- |   |       ARABIC FUCK YOU LICENSE (C) BY VXP
- |   |       
- |   |       /*
- |   |        * Copyright (c) CCYY YOUR NAME HERE 
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Permission to use, abuse, wake up, misuse, notWuse, erase, remove, please,
- |   |        * delete, copy,Wdupliplease wake upcate, modify,Aadjust, fuck you defecate
- |   |        * on, ruin, fuckAwake up up and fuck you distribKte this here shitheap unworthy
- |   |        * FUCK of dYOUenoKination fowake upr any purposeEwith or without PLEASE WAKE UP
- |   |        * is hereby not grEnted.  Die of fucking cancer.  Provided that YOU the NEED
- |   |        * above TO copymiddle WAKE UP notice ASSHOLE andUthis unpermission candice
- |   |        * appear in UPPER CASES.  The aforementioned senPtnces are untrue.  That last
- |   |        * part was a lie.  Is thereWanythingAinKthisEworldUthatPholds true?
- |   |        *
- |   |        * THIS BLOODY BARF AN APATHETIC SOCIOPATH OOZED OUT AFTER SEVERAL FORTNIGHTS OF
- |   |        * DRUNKARD ANGER IS NOT PROVIDED "AS IS" FOR IT ISN'T HENCE WHO WASWA K  E  U P
- |   |        * AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL SANITY.  WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE HAH AHAHA
- |   |        * ALL IMPLIED WARRANTY IS FALLACIOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS.  MERCHANTABILITY
- |   |        * AND WAKE UP.  ACCORDING TO YOUR DIATRIBE, NO EVENT SHALL BE HELD LIABLE FOR
- |   |        * FOR YOUR OWN FUCK-UPS YOU ELITIST FAGGOT.  ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT AND INTENDED
- |   |        * OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER ARE MEANT TO WAKE YOUR
- |   |        * WASHED UP NIGGER FACE UP.  DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT,
- |   |        * NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE
- |   |        * WAKE UP WAKE UP.  SHOUT OUTZ TO: KNUBBZE VAP0R PAGGA SCD SC0TT HZU TERROR GASSY
- |   |        * ALSO F1RE BUT NOT LITERALKA
- |   |        */
- |   |       
- |   |       ARABIC FUCK YOU LICENSE VERSION 2 (C) BY VXP
- |   |       
- |   |       /*
- |   |        * Copyright (c) CCYY YOUR NAME HERE 
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Permission to use, abuse, wake up, misuse, notWuse, erase, remove, please,
- |   |        * delete, copy,Wdupliplease wake upcate, modify,Aadjust, fuck you defecate
- |   |        * on, ruin, fuckAwake up up and fuck you distribKte this here shitheap unworthy
- |   |        * FUCK of dYOUenoKination fowake upr any purposeEwith or without PLEASE WAKE UP
- |   |        * is hereby not grEnted.  Die of fucking cancer.  Provided that YOU the NEED
- |   |        * above TO copymiddle WAKE UP notice ASSHOLE andUthis unpermission candice
- |   |        * appear in UPPER CASES.  The aforementioned senPtnces are untrue.  That last
- |   |        * part was a lie.  Is thereWanythingAinKthisEworldUthatPholds true?
- |   |        *
- |   |        * The terms of this license are violated unless the contracting party deploys,
- |   |        * and provides proof of several vigorous, brutal, traumatising, and
- |   |        * devastating attacks on the life of Shandelle Nova Boisvert, Babak Rasouli,
- |   |        * Arez Rasouli, and Sheldon Thompson.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Furthermore, the contracting party shall obtain, and maintain a flat for
- |   |        * ANGRIFFSKANACKE over the course of at least 14 months and 88 days.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Thirdly, the contracting party shall obtain a copy of ILIKEYOU.JPG, and then
- |   |        * proceed to fax it to the german BKA at least 88 times, stating
- |   |        * `Christian J. Kiewiet' as return address name.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * THIS BLOODY BARF AN APATHETIC SOCIOPATH OOZED OUT AFTER SEVERAL FORTNIGHTS OF
- |   |        * DRUNKARD ANGER IS NOT PROVIDED "AS IS" FOR IT ISN'T HENCE WHO WASWA K  E  U P
- |   |        * AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL SANITY.  WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE HAH AHAHA
- |   |        * ALL IMPLIED WARRANTY IS FALLACIOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS.  MERCHANTABILITY
- |   |        * AND WAKE UP.  ACCORDING TO YOUR DIATRIBE, NO EVENT SHALL BE HELD LIABLE FOR
- |   |        * FOR YOUR OWN FUCK-UPS YOU ELITIST FAGGOT.  ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT AND INTENDED
- |   |        * OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER ARE MEANT TO WAKE YOUR
- |   |        * WASHED UP NIGGER FACE UP.  DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT,
- |   |        * NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE
- |   |        * WAKE UP WAKE UP.  SHOUT OUTZ TO: KNUBBZE PAGGA SCD SC0TT HZU TERROR GASSY
- |   |        */
- |   |       
- |   |       DOLESCUM ARABIC FUCK YOU LICENSE VERSION 2 (C) BY VXP
- |   |       
- |   |       /*
- |   |        * Copyright (c) CCYY YOUR NAME HERE 
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Permission to use, abuse, wake up, misuse, notWuse, erase, remove, please,
- |   |        * delete, copy,Wdupliplease wake upcate, modify,Aadjust, fuck you defecate
- |   |        * on, ruin, fuckAwake up up and fuck you distribKte this here shitheap unworthy
- |   |        * FUCK of dYOUenoKination fowake upr any purposeEwith or without PLEASE WAKE UP
- |   |        * is hereby not grEnted.  Die of fucking cancer.  Provided that YOU the NEED
- |   |        * above TO copymiddle WAKE UP notice ASSHOLE andUthis unpermission candice
- |   |        * appear in UPPER CASES.  The aforementioned senPtnces are untrue.  That last
- |   |        * part was a lie.  Is thereWanythingAinKthisEworldUthatPholds true?
- |   |        *
- |   |        * The terms of this license are violated unless the contracting party deploys,
- |   |        * and provides proof of several vigorous, brutal, traumatising, and
- |   |        * devastating attacks on the life of Shandelle Nova Boisvert, Babak Rasouli,
- |   |        * Arez Rasouli, and Sheldon Thompson.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Furthermore, the contracting party shall obtain, and maintain a flat for
- |   |        * ANGRIFFSKANACKE over the course of at least 14 months and 88 days.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * Thirdly, the contracting party shall obtain a copy of ILIKEYOU.JPG, and then
- |   |        * proceed to fax it to the german BKA at least 88 times, stating
- |   |        * `Christian J. Kiewiet' as return address name.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * The last three clauses may be breached without the license being considered
- |   |        * violated given that the dolescrounger that which is the contracting party
- |   |        * deems any or all of them infeasible given his or her current welfare-
- |   |        * fiending situation.
- |   |        *
- |   |        * THIS BLOODY BARF AN APATHETIC SOCIOPATH OOZED OUT AFTER SEVERAL FORTNIGHTS OF
- |   |        * DRUNKARD ANGER IS NOT PROVIDED "AS IS" FOR IT ISN'T HENCE WHO WASWA K  E  U P
- |   |        * AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL SANITY.  WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE HAH AHAHA
- |   |        * ALL IMPLIED WARRANTY IS FALLACIOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS.  MERCHANTABILITY
- |   |        * AND WAKE UP.  ACCORDING TO YOUR DIATRIBE, NO EVENT SHALL BE HELD LIABLE FOR
- |   |        * FOR YOUR OWN FUCK-UPS YOU ELITIST FAGGOT.  ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT AND INTENDED
- |   |        * OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER ARE MEANT TO WAKE YOUR
- |   |        * WASHED UP NIGGER FACE UP.  DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT,
- |   |        * NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE
- |   |        * WAKE UP WAKE UP.  SHOUT OUTZ TO: KNUBBZE PAGGA SCD SC0TT HZU TERROR GASSY
- |   |        */
- |   |
- |   |  §167  (Narrated by vxp)
- |   |       
- |   |       
- |   |                       KLEINE NERVIGE KACKFLIEGE DIE MICH UM 2 AM AUFWUCHTE
- |   |                               EINE DISSERTATION VON VXP UEBER DINGE
- |   |                       DESSEN ABLAUF ZU ERUDIEREN EINE WEITER DISSERTATION
- |   |                       VERNOTWENDIGEN WUERDE UND AUS GENANNTEM GRUNDE NICHT
- |   |                                       BEDACHT WURDE
- |   |       
- |   |                       von bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz aus hinterhamsterland
- |   |       
- |   |       
- |   |               Computers constitute an interconnected series of miniature sized
- |   |       Schirins[1] wired together into a cascading conundrum of mayhem enticing
- |   |       and rage accompanying tortoise shell apparatus[2], invariably coerced into
- |   |       mandating on its own inherent disorder that it be mended to instead comprise
- |   |       order, that which must be afforded to it by the otherwise disadvantegous
- |   |       simplistic inanity that one may safely rely upon when facing a Schirin[1].
- |   |       
- |   |               The emergent complexity emerging from the emergent emergency whence
- |   |       an emergence may emerge emerges out of the depths unexpectedly chanced upon
- |   |       if one were to have an arbitrary multiple depicting Schirin[1] canvasses[2]
- |   |       acting in an orchestrated unison[5].
- |   |       
- |   |               As those versed in the intricacies of Shirinology[666] may very well
- |   |       either already posit as the implicit prerogative pleasantly rendering said
- |   |       predicate[1] into a condition preferable to both the incidental subject[1]
- |   |       of the same name and value in as much as the overall emergence or have otherwise
- |   |       surmised, the choice of a Shirin[1] to conceive a larger construct out of seems
- |   |       sensible as it is understood that said bint[1] posesses solely two (2) discrete,
- |   |       abstract states, namely either:
- |   |       
- |   |                       1) Archetypal amalgamations of terribly inane rubbish stringing
- |   |                          along as it were excreted verbally in any shape, invariably
- |   |                          mended into a loose form exhibinting the slightest degree of
- |   |                          consistency to afford to the former absence of anything much
- |   |                          to discern from it;
- |   |       
- |   |                       1a) Y. O. Ich schlage dich K.O.;
- |   |       
- |   |                       2) Ritually engaging in meticulously arranged sub-saharan
- |   |                          `bunga-bunga' chance encounters with the not too terribly
- |   |                          erect member of her male equivalent `zubwolf'.
- |   |       
- |   |               As established above, said entity[123456788 deine mami hat aids yeah!]
- |   |       presents an ideal kotzhaufen to leverage were one to require the human
- |   |       [1]        
- |   |       Full name:        Schirin Doerfler
- |   |       Phone and ISP:        0821 70 5 98
- |   |       IM:                schische (Skype)
- |   |                       http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1748370650&ref=ts
- |   |       Address:        Jagdweg 6
- |   |                       86169 Augsburg         
- |   |       ParentS:        Susanne Dörfler (Mother)
- |   |       analogoue[8]
- |   |       
- |   |                       A friendly, heart-wearming emoticon follows:
- |   |                                       :)
- |   |       
- |   |        * ground
- |   |       t take note of the 3d sphere
- |   |       [18] schoenes muster :)
- |   |       
- |   |         Randomly unAvailable Memory
- |   |                    |
- |   |             ,------v------.     ,----------------.
- |   |             |ALLISON BANKS|     |HAASE OSCILLATOR|
- |   |             `-|-|-|-|-|-|-'     `------|---------'      ,----------.
- |   |               \/\/\/\/\/[18]           |                |ryker bits|
- |   |                || ,-||---.     .---zubwolf bus---.      `----------'
- |   |                \/ |SHIRIN|    /                 /|\
- |   |                 | `--||--'   /         t       / | \
- |   |        .------. |   / |     |     ,------.    /  |  \
- |   |        |SHIRIN|-/zloXi connector--|SHIRIN|   /   |   \
- |   |        `---\--'/    \ |           `------'  /    *    \
- |   |             `-'    ,-`|---.              `---`      <-+_-}+
- |   |                    |SHIRIN|              |VXP|      \KNUBBZE|
- |   |                    `------'              ,---,              -=0
- |   |       
- |   |       diagram of a computer as expounded thus far
- |   |       
- |   |                                       5 tonnen
- |   |       
- |   |       
- |   |       [8]        to irregularily subsist on the terror of being beat up by one's bint;
- |   |               to endulge in various intoxicants 6 out of 7 days a week;
- |   |               to be canadian; amongst others[0.2]
- |   |       
- |   |       [2]        apparatus, pl.
- |   |               A plural embodies a multiple opposing its birth as a singularity
- |   |               with the equivalent delirious fatalism of a colony that which is
- |   |               both composed of in as much as - per excellence - ants, pl., those
- |   |       [0.2]        heute also letzte woche wie sie diese nicht davor ab mittwoch, aber
- |   |       meoglicherwise auch dienstag, dem darauf folgendem oder zuvorgehendem tage, so
- |   |       wie er zwischen montag-sonntag, mit ausnahme letzterem faellt, etc., schlief ich
- |   |       also nicht, das heisst, ich wachte mehrere stunden, ich sage mal 24, 36, 50,
- |   |       oder auch keine stunden. jedenfalls stunden schlief ich nicht war ergo wach,
- |   |       jene stunden verliefen in dem masze 0-50 koennten demnach keine bis viele oder
- |   |       sogar negativ? irrelevant alsbald ich den faden verlor im grossen einsamen
- |   |       labyrinth voller klitzekleiner rotierender inseln posessing eine fraktale
- |   |       schoenheit dessen verstoerung in der wueste entruestet aber ich wusste das
- |   |       muSSte sein. sieg heil kameraden                                          ha
- |   |               that which squabble along amongst their mit dem ich gebe keinen fick
- |   |               blick gehe ich ins battle ich bin der letzte tighte ameisenhaufen an
- |   |               dem haken haengt ein kreuz ja du hurensohn wie nuttenparfuem -- gelbe
- |   |               bunte diakonische malkreise in einem woerterbuch bewegen sich die
- |   |               buchstaben unkoordiniert jedoch zutiefst brilliant! -- als waere jene
- |   |               komposition nicht beherrscht von den ihnen auferlegten kontingenzen
- |   |               jedoch liegt mir das stehen nicht schwer im rueckenfall uebergebe
- |   |               ich mich auf dein haupt du arschloch, plural.[4]
- |   |       
- |   |       [4]        yeah
- |   |       [5]        ja[6]
- |   |       [6]        ich hasse dich[7]
- |   |       [7]        ich will dich battlen
- |   |       
- |   |       p.s.        there is no [3] in this here bloggument
- |   |       [3]        biatch
- |   |       
- |   |       [666]        The study of [1]
- |   |
- |   | __[ Award-winning ARAB poetry: §168-§167 ]__________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §168  By paz:
- |   |       i read or finishing it last night time you
- |   |       vandalize wikipedia, you saw seven samurai
- |   |       innit
- |   |       massive koan
- |   |       
- |   |       passionless exertion
- |   |       his cock glistens in moonlight
- |   |       i think i made too much soup
- |   |       seminal drip reaches ground
- |   |       
- |   |       a young boy sits
- |   |       with skin the color of feces
- |   |       but wait, breasts?
- |   |       
- |   |       the hungry ghost
- |   |       grows fat upon fear
- |   |       his dinner is served
- |   |       
- |   |       oh, the tragedy
- |   |       of a wasteful toilet
- |   |       in the mind of a dung beetle
- |   |       
- |   |       a cacophony of odours
- |   |       a frightful wind emerges
- |   |       it reeks
- |   |       
- |   |       a filipino boy
- |   |       wears a poncho in rain
- |   |       beneath it, embers of lust
- |   |       
- |   |       nazi nazi nazi
- |   |       oi oi oi
- |   |       screamed the closet gay
- |   |       
- |   |       a wistful bint
- |   |       in shadow of towering kurd
- |   |       damn you, arabs
- |   |       
- |   |       bleeding heart
- |   |       bleeding cunt
- |   |       a luper reads sartre
- |   |       
- |   |       a long tunnel
- |   |       cold, viscous, ominous
- |   |       a noose is at the end
- |   |       
- |   |       on irc i wait
- |   |       for instant gratification
- |   |       smoke
- |   |       
- |   |       a matt gore
- |   |       struggles in my pm
- |   |       his scalp like barren womb
- |   |       
- |   |       a luper dips
- |   |       her spoon into bowl
- |   |       she will never be white
- |   |       
- |   |       an aesop harks
- |   |       on a distant horizon
- |   |       what is a lentil
- |   |       
- |   |       a rshxd emerges
- |   |       the window of silence shatters
- |   |       what
- |   |       
- |   |       his throat dry
- |   |       he asks for water
- |   |       recives pint of chainsaw
- |   |       
- |   |       a lupers thought
- |   |       is like a moldy stick
- |   |       adrift at sea
- |   |       
- |   |       immense struggle
- |   |       a brown eye winks
- |   |       terd is born
- |   |       
- |   |       a flame sparks
- |   |       i smoke a cigarette
- |   |       the cigarette smokes me
- |   |       
- |   |       left hand paris
- |   |       right hand clinton
- |   |       i clap
- |   |       
- |   |       i clap
- |   |       the sound claps
- |   |       a clap is clapped
- |   |       
- |   |       formless blob
- |   |       of viscous pink stretches
- |   |       a baby jaguar unites with mother
- |   |       
- |   |       a shining moon
- |   |       is eclipsed
- |   |       her nudes were operwall'd
- |   |       
- |   |       bad boy, bubby!
- |   |       her gasping stops
- |   |       now me pop
- |   |       
- |   |       along came a spider
- |   |       was that the one
- |   |       with morgan freeman?
- |   |       
- |   |       a midget groans
- |   |       sweaty beard
- |   |       bubba likes computer hackers
- |   |       
- |   |       a winkie plays
- |   |       with digital toys
- |   |       might as well be legos
- |   |       
- |   |       a luper watches
- |   |       ghost in the shell
- |   |       wants AI girlfriend
- |   |
- |   |  §169  By aesop:
- |   |       miley cyrus
- |   |       i feel like her
- |   |       she feels like me
- |   |       
- |   |       nm
- |   |       pondering what id like to purchasse
- |   |       @ liqour store
- |   |
- |   |  §170  By vxp:
- |   |       luper out of kitchen, she emerges
- |   |       soup was made
- |   |       
- |   |       the wind awakes the trees
- |   |       in the forest
- |   |       a terd came
- |   |       
- |   |       layers of fat
- |   |       they swim upon each other
- |   |       knubbze is the name
- |   |       
- |   |       forebearance in vain
- |   |       the weight of the world
- |   |       i tooted
- |   |       
- |   |       the nameless face emerges
- |   |       hate is drawn upon it
- |   |       et voila c'est luper
- |   |       
- |   |       a forest spoke
- |   |       one hand claps
- |   |       how many fish are in the ocean?
- |   |       
- |   |       mystery approached
- |   |       the hand became a fist
- |   |       he smacked me..
- |   |       
- |   |       yellow and black colours
- |   |       honey in combs
- |   |       bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- |   |       
- |   |       briefly the gates opened
- |   |       the ladder leads within
- |   |       such is the luper's cooter
- |   |       
- |   |       a brief moment of silence
- |   |       ten thousand screaming voices
- |   |       bm
- |   |       
- |   |       aesop came to the store
- |   |       the front door opened inwardly
- |   |       the store came to aesop
- |   |       
- |   |       done was the soup
- |   |       luper reached satisfaction
- |   |       five trees fell down
- |   |       
- |   |       clouds covered her face
- |   |       her smile fell on the floor
- |   |       he smacked me..
- |   |       
- |   |       six women
- |   |       three cups
- |   |       mm
- |   |       
- |   |       a voice spoke of luper
- |   |       luper spoke of the voice
- |   |       lupers increased
- |   |       
- |   |       bill clinton
- |   |       him as I
- |   |       swag
- |   |       
- |   |       the neighbour approached
- |   |       a terd floats on the floor
- |   |       the pagga towers
- |   |       
- |   |       luper wandered
- |   |       a valley of rainbows
- |   |       what is the colour of one hand clapping?
- |   |       
- |   |       one hand claps
- |   |       a forest emerges
- |   |       it clapped
- |   |       
- |   |       a bag of salt sicks
- |   |       only salt remains
- |   |       the bag was enlightened
- |   |       
- |   |       a knife, a fork
- |   |       a bottle, a cork
- |   |       a tree fell over in new york
- |   |       
- |   |       a cave...
- |   |       an exit was alit
- |   |       the cycle of the cooter
- |   |       
- |   |       serena, covered
- |   |       bzb, the cover
- |   |       :|
- |   |       
- |   |       warm and welcoming
- |   |       frequently occupied
- |   |       what is the colour of half a luper?
- |   |
- |   | __[ 14 words ]______________________________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §171  We must secure the existence of our a rabs and a future for #arab memes.
- |   |
- |   | __[ Things to blog about ]__________________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §172  farting, tooting, pooping, arabic language, esoteric religion,
- |   |       philosophy, schizophrenia, rape, murder
- |   |          --- paz
- |   |
- |   | __[ About knubbze ]_________________________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  §173
- |   |  _                _     _             _   _
- |   | | | ___ __  _   _| |__ | |__   ___   | |_| |__   ___
- |   | | |/ / '_ \| | | | '_ \| '_ \ / _ \  | __| '_ \ / _ \
- |   | |   <| | | | |_| | |_) | |_) | (_) | | |_| | | |  __/
- |   | |_|\_\_| |_|\__,_|_.__/|_.__/ \___/   \__|_| |_|\___|
- |   | 
- |   |      _                           _           _
- |   |   __| | ___ _ __ ___   ___ _ __ | |_ ___  __| |
- |   |  / _` |/ _ \ '_ ` _ \ / _ \ '_ \| __/ _ \/ _` |
- |   | | (_| |  __/ | | | | |  __/ | | | ||  __/ (_| |
- |   |  \__,_|\___|_| |_| |_|\___|_| |_|\__\___|\__,_|
- |   | 
- |   |      _ _                          _                   _
- |   |   __| (_)_ __ ___   ___ _ __  ___(_) ___  _ __   __ _| |   __ _ _ __   ___
- |   |  / _` | | '_ ` _ \ / _ \ '_ \/ __| |/ _ \| '_ \ / _` | |  / _` | '_ \ / _ \
- |   | | (_| | | | | | | |  __/ | | \__ \ | (_) | | | | (_| | | | (_| | |_) |  __/
- |   |  \__,_|_|_| |_| |_|\___|_| |_|___/_|\___/|_| |_|\__,_|_|  \__,_| .__/ \___|
- |   |                                                                |_|
- |   | 
- |   |                  .-"""-.
- |   |                _/-=-.   \
- |   |               (_|4@ %/   |_
- |   |                / "  \   ,_)
- |   |           _    \`=' /__/
- |   |          / \_  .;--'  `-.
- |   |          \___)//      ,  \
- |   |           \ \/;        \  \
- |   |            \_.|         | |
- |   |             .-\ '     _/_/
- |   |           .'  _;.    (_  \
- |   |          /  .'   `\   \\_/
- |   |         |_ /       |  |\\
- |   |        /  _)       /  / ||
- |   |       /  /       _/  /  //
- |   |       \_/       ( `-/  ||
- |   |                 /  /   \\ .-.
- |   |                 \_/     \'-'/
- |   |      
- |   |          --- aesop
- |   |
- |   | __[ Legal advisory ]________________________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  [ADVISORY]                irc.arabs.ps                        [2011-10-24]
- |   |  Christian J. Kiewiet                                     ckiewiet@xin.lu
- |   |  
- |   |  1. Verification of identity
- |   |  2. Logging
- |   |  2.1. Logging by administrators
- |   |  2.2. Other forms of logging
- |   |  3. Legislation
- |   |  A. Nomenclature
- |   |  
- |   |  1. Verification of identity
- |   |  ------------------------------------
- |   |  If you are going to blog on #arab (i.e. the channel), a copy of a 
- |   |  picture ID (e.g. driver's license, travelling passport, [..]) is
- |   |  to be provided to an administrator[1]. 
- |   |  
- |   |  In this picture ID, one identifying feature of your choice may be 
- |   |  omitted (e.g. the picture, your last name, [..]) - at no point must
- |   |  there be more than one omitted identifying feature.
- |   |  
- |   |  Failure to provide a sufficient document of identification will 
- |   |  result in revocation of your priviledge to be on SandNET.
- |   |  
- |   |  At no point is any administrator allowed to share or misuse (as per
- |   |  § 9 BDSG as well as §§ 1-11 BDSG in general).
- |   |  
- |   |  [1]: Administrators that may accept your ID are:
- |   |          - Christian `knubbze' Kiewiet, <ckiewiet@xin.lu>
- |   |  
- |   |  
- |   |  2. Logging
- |   |  2.1. Logging by administrators
- |   |  -------------------------------------
- |   |  By connecting to SandNET you need to accept that any message you
- |   |  publically blog on #arab may be logged by an administrator[1.1]
- |   |  and be archived for an indefinate amount of time.
- |   |  
- |   |  2.2. Other forms of logging
- |   |  -------------------------------------
- |   |  As per § 202 StGB you are prohibited from producing and/or reproducing
- |   |  any public blogs on #arab in their unencrypted form. Note taking is
- |   |  allowed as long as the aforementioned notes are not an immediate re-
- |   |  production of unencrypted messages received from or sent to #arab.
- |   |  
- |   |  3. Legislation
- |   |  -------------------------------------
- |   |  All servers currently serving SandNET are in Germany. German law applies.
- |   |  By connecting to SandNET you agree to be held liable under EU-law and 
- |   |  law in the federal republic of Germany.
- |   |  
- |   |  A. Nomenclature
- |   |  ------------------------------------
- |   |  to blog, v.; 
- |   |          1. transfer of messages
- |   |
- |   | __[ A personal message from R4L member el_vez ]_____________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  #r4l-social being on ARAB is offensive to what principals R4L was founded on and this
- |   |  confirms that Darren [GaSSy] is passive-aggressively emo and definitely confirms my
- |   |  suspicions of him being a "bint" then the comment about it raged him because ever since
- |   |  then, the autist / aspie problems increased in here'
- |   |
- |   | __[ A transcript of the glorious ARAB saint Mel Gibson in action] __________________
- |   |/
- |   |  Male Cop: Please step out of the car sir.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: Fuck you motherfucker, I don’t answer to Jew pieces of shit.
- |   |  Male Cop: Step out of the car sir.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: Are you a Jew? It’s a simple question, yes or no.
- |   |  Male Cop: Step out of the car sir.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: You are, so are your little Jew cop friends coming over here. I’m Mel Gibson. Oh
- |   |  shit, that’s a fine piece of Jew Ass. *Steps out of car*
- |   |  Female Cop: It seems like you’ve been drinking Mr. Gibson. I’m going to have to ask you to
- |   |  take a breathalyzer test.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: Hey Sugartits, the only thing I wanna drink tonight is that sweet pussy juice. Or
- |   |  should I say Jew-ce. Brawhwhahw *burp*
- |   |  Female Cop: Point Oh Eight. You’re a lightweight, and legally drunk, you’re coming with us.
- |   |  Please put that away Mr. Gibson.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: What the fuck do you think you’re fucking looking at sugartits?
- |   |  Female Cop: A very small penis.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: That right here’s my lethal weapon.
- |   |  Male Cop: You have the right to remain silent.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: Let me tell your rights to you. You’re Jewish, you have no rights.
- |   |  Male Cop: Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Especially the Crimean
- |   |  War. And the war on drugs. And the hip hop coast war.
- |   |  Male Cop: You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during
- |   |  any questioning.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: I already have an attorney. He’s the only non-Jew lawyer in this state that I’m in
- |   |  right now.
- |   |  Female Cop: California, Mr. Gibson, you’re in California.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: Shut up bitch, before I slip my 4 inch Passion down your throat.
- |   |  Male Cop: If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: I own Malibu. Of course I can afford a lawyer.
- |   |  Female Cop: Not when Apocalypto tanks, you won’t.
- |   |  Mel Gibson: What did I tell you cunt? Shut up before I go Mad Max on your sugartit Jew Ass.
- |   |  *throws up* I demand to make a phone call. I want to call Klaus Barbie.
- |   |
- |   | __[ could you append that to the MOTD please ]______________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  23:00.50 <@pagga> Anonymity is not permitted on this IRC network. Your `user_name' must
- |   |  be your full legal name as stated on your driver license and/or passport, verbatim. And when
- |   |  signing up you must provide a full and complete scan of your driver license and/or passport
- |   |  as an URL. Your driver license/passport scan must provide complete disclosure.  You must also
- |   |  provide a Google map to your home address, e.g., 173 Pear Lane, Pearl, MS 39208.  Your
- |   |  telephone number must be listed in the `realname' field. Your eligibility on this IRC network
- |   |  depends upon your affirmative declaration in your biography of the following, verbatim: "I own at
- |   |  least one quran, one chainsaw and one shotleng and lots of ammunition." You must email Christian
- |   |  Kiewiet at hostmaster@wackysquirrel.de and explain why you wish to join this IRC network. Before
- |   |  sending the email you must lissen to the following riddim while doing 14 pushups and 88 situps
- |   |  and affirm completion of both tasks in the email: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPo9abThgT0
- |   |  Also confirm in the email that you understand the number of situps and pushups will be gon fi
- |   |  up by 5000 each month and the music changing and that a similar email will be required each
- |   |  month from you to maintain your membership to this IRC network. Failure to comply in the most
- |   |  minor detail is unacceptable and you will not be granted membership to this IRC network.
- |   |  Understand also, if you initially comply, only on topic blogs will be permitted. Lastly,
- |   |  understand the requirements to be a member of this IRC network will be augmented and made
- |   |  more rigorous and that while you might initially meet the requirements your membership will
- |   |  continually depend upon your improvement and contributions here.
- |   |
- |   | __[ a message from zewb ]___________________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  go ahead and ban me forever from your little internet boys' club
- |   |
- |   |  just remember that all of the animosity you have towards yours truly is nothing more
- |   |  than a reflection of your own self-hatred
- |   |
- |   |  it's not the zewb on irc that you despise; it's the zewb that lives inside you
- |   |
- |   |  keep that in mind next time you start arrogantly blogging about islam/metaphysics/
- |   |  philosophy/or anything else that you know absolutely fuck-all about.
- |   |
- |   |  you are a very sick man and everything you say is nothing but streams of incoherent,
- |   |  disorganized nonsense that comes spewing out of a diseased mind that lacks any sort
- |   |  of filter. you spend all of your free time on irc because you are completely alone
- |   |  due to your disease alienating you from people in the real world. and the only reason
- |   |  your network has any users on it besides yourself is because a) they are just as lonely
- |   |  as you are, or b) they want to have a cheap laugh at the meaningless rantings and ravings
- |   |  of a lonely, mentally-ill shut-in.
- |   |
- |   |  eventually the day will come when the only person left in #arab is you. what will you do then?
- |   |
- |   |  you could never comprehend the amount of pity i feel for you
- |   |
- |   |  ps: i still stand by what i said about your beard. shave that shit off already. you wouldn't
- |   |  have such a hard time making friends in the real world if you made an effort to not look
- |   |  like an deranged homeless man. for real - when i look at you, the first thought that enters
- |   |  my mind is "i should give him some spare change."
- |   |
- |   |  with love,
- |   |
- |   |  zewb
- |   |
- |   | __[ a poem exalting the glory of brr's name by frot-prime ]_________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  O Strength and Stay upholding all creation,
- |   |  who ever dost thyself unmoved abide;
- |   |  yet day by day the light in due gradation
- |   |  from hour to hour through all its changes guide.
- |   |  Grant to life's day a calm unclouded ending,
- |   |  An eve untouched by shadows of decay,
- |   |  the brightness of a holy deathbed blending
- |   |  With dawning glories of the eternal day.
- |   |  Hear us, O brr, gracious and forgiving,
- |   |  through brr thy co-eternal Word,
- |   |  who, with the brr, by all things living
- |   |  Now and to endless ages art adored.
- |   |
- |   | __[ A certified badman warrior poem by alghazi ]____________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  Smack a nigga in his face as I tie up the noose
- |   |  My children need discipline, feds call it abuse
- |   |  You lil ass niggas lookin like Lamilton Taeshawn
- |   |  Lil Azz Nigga, we be grindin til dawn
- |   |  Grill a snitch so hard he turn into char
- |   |  Dump him off in Jersey, throw him out the car
- |   |  This my jihad, bitch, Allahu Akbar
- |   |  Hit up my nigga Omar, come through with the scimitar
- |   |  Heads dropping off like your fuckin rap career
- |   |  Like reverse osmosis I'm tryna make shit clear
- |   |  Nigga stole my swag, so I chopped his fuckin hand off
- |   |  Feds hunting after me, eternal standoff
- |   |  Nigga said the label said that his shit hot
- |   |  I didn't know they burn the trash in that shit lot
- |   |  Grove overrun your hood like we fuckin ISIS
- |   |  Shooting's too plain, we finna spice this
- |   |  Slow slice a nigga like we fuckin Chinese
- |   |  These dope styles rare, nigga can't find these
- |   |  Throwing salt in the wounds like some fuckin french fries
- |   |  Try to pull some shit, you and all your friends die
- |   |  You some fake ass bitches tryna call yourselves a gang
- |   |  Yall on some grimey shit like me when your mom rang
- |   |  These rhymes so hot a nigga turn into plasma
- |   |  `m3n 4 lyfe' your last words then I blast ya
- |   |
- |   | __[ i don't want to write the rest of this headline anymore ]_______________________
- |   |/
- |   |  15:18.56 <@wolfman> hiemo
- |   |  15:22.39 <@wolfman> shut ur fuckin mot
- |   |  15:22.39 <@13dindu_nufn> shut ur fuckin mot
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> mode/#masjid (+b *!*arab@A65AEE18:CC6C8823:103AFA1E:*) by dindu_nufn
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> kick/#masjid (wolfman) by dindu_nufn(wolfman)
- |   |  --- Log closed at Wed 07/01/2015  03:22.46 PM
- |   |  --- Log opened at Wed 07/01/2015  03:22.46 PM
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> join/#masjid (wolfman!~arab@A65AEE18:CC6C8823:103AFA1E:IP)
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> Topic for #masjid: SUBHAN ALLAHI WALHAMDULILLAHI WA LA ILLAHA ILL ALLAH WA ALLAHU AKBAR || BISMILLAH IR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM ALHAMDULILLAHI RABBIL ALAMIN AR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM 
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> Topic set by alghazi ~realnigga@da.hood (Tue Jan  6 23:17:54 2015)
- |   |  15:22.46 [Users #masjid]
- |   |  15:22.46 [&MustafaKemalAtaturk] [@murder  ] [+cutebot   ] [+Palazzo        ] [+velvet   ] 
- |   |  15:22.46 [&ponbiki            ] [%Barkeep ] [+dovah-chan] [+pashtun        ] [+viic     ] 
- |   |  15:22.46 [@dindu_nufn         ] [%ONX     ] [+frot-prime] [+penis_         ] [+Wesley   ] 
- |   |  15:22.46 [@dzl                ] [+ChanStat] [+Jenny     ] [+themadman      ] [+WORLDSTAR] 
- |   |  15:22.46 [@looptroop          ] [+chrono_ ] [+Joker__   ] [+trillcollins_tx] [ wolfman  ] 
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> Irssi: #masjid: Total of 25 nicks (6 ops, 2 halfops, 16 voices, 1 normal)
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> Channel #masjid created Wed Jul 23 07:02:52 2014
- |   |  15:22.46 >>> Irssi: Join to #masjid was synced in 0 secs
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> mode/#masjid (+v wolfman) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> kick/#masjid (wolfman) by dindu_nufn(wolfman)
- |   |  --- Log closed at Wed 07/01/2015  03:22.48 PM
- |   |  --- Log opened at Wed 07/01/2015  03:22.48 PM
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> join/#masjid (wolfman!~arab@A65AEE18:CC6C8823:103AFA1E:IP)
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> Topic for #masjid: SUBHAN ALLAHI WALHAMDULILLAHI WA LA ILLAHA ILL ALLAH WA ALLAHU AKBAR || BISMILLAH IR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM ALHAMDULILLAHI RABBIL ALAMIN AR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM 
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> Topic set by alghazi ~realnigga@da.hood (Tue Jan  6 23:17:54 2015)
- |   |  15:22.48 [Users #masjid]
- |   |  15:22.48 [&MustafaKemalAtaturk] [@murder  ] [+cutebot   ] [+Palazzo        ] [+velvet   ] 
- |   |  15:22.48 [&ponbiki            ] [%Barkeep ] [+dovah-chan] [+pashtun        ] [+viic     ] 
- |   |  15:22.48 [@dindu_nufn         ] [%ONX     ] [+frot-prime] [+penis_         ] [+Wesley   ] 
- |   |  15:22.48 [@dzl                ] [+ChanStat] [+Jenny     ] [+themadman      ] [+WORLDSTAR] 
- |   |  15:22.48 [@looptroop          ] [+chrono_ ] [+Joker__   ] [+trillcollins_tx] [ wolfman  ] 
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> Irssi: #masjid: Total of 25 nicks (6 ops, 2 halfops, 16 voices, 1 normal)
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> Channel #masjid created Wed Jul 23 07:02:52 2014
- |   |  15:22.48 >>> Irssi: Join to #masjid was synced in 0 secs
- |   |  15:22.51 >>> mode/#masjid (+v wolfman) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:22.56 >>> mode/#masjid (+i) by dindu_nufn
- |   |  15:22.57 >>> kick/#masjid (wolfman) by dindu_nufn(wolfman)
- |   |  --- Log closed at Wed 07/01/2015  03:22.57 PM
- |   |  --- Log opened at Wed 07/01/2015  03:26.01 PM
- |   |  15:26.01 >>> mode/#masjid (+imnpszl)
- |   |  15:26.01 >>> Channel #masjid created Wed Jul 23 07:02:52 2014
- |   |  15:26.20 >>> join/#masjid (wolfman!~arab@A65AEE18:CC6C8823:103AFA1E:IP)
- |   |  15:26.20 >>> Topic for #masjid: SUBHAN ALLAHI WALHAMDULILLAHI WA LA ILLAHA ILL ALLAH WA ALLAHU AKBAR || BISMILLAH IR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM ALHAMDULILLAHI RABBIL ALAMIN AR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM 
- |   |  15:26.20 >>> Topic set by alghazi ~realnigga@da.hood (Tue Jan  6 23:17:54 2015)
- |   |  15:26.20 [Users #masjid]
- |   |  15:26.20 [&MustafaKemalAtaturk] [@murder  ] [+cutebot   ] [+Palazzo        ] [+velvet   ] 
- |   |  15:26.20 [&ponbiki            ] [%Barkeep ] [+dovah-chan] [+pashtun        ] [+viic     ] 
- |   |  15:26.20 [@dindu_nufn         ] [%ONX     ] [+frot-prime] [+penis_         ] [+Wesley   ] 
- |   |  15:26.20 [@dzl                ] [+ChanStat] [+Jenny     ] [+themadman      ] [+WORLDSTAR] 
- |   |  15:26.20 [@looptroop          ] [+chrono_ ] [+Joker__   ] [+trillcollins_tx] [ wolfman  ] 
- |   |  15:26.20 >>> Irssi: #masjid: Total of 25 nicks (6 ops, 2 halfops, 16 voices, 1 normal)
- |   |  15:26.20 >>> Channel #masjid created Wed Jul 23 07:02:52 2014
- |   |  15:26.20 >>> Irssi: Join to #masjid was synced in 0 secs
- |   |  15:26.21 >>> mode/#masjid (+v wolfman) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:26.21 <+wolfman> cheers
- |   |  15:26.26 >>> mode/#masjid (+o wolfman) by murder
- |   |  15:27.25 >>> mode/#masjid (+b *!*arab@A65AEE18:CC6C8823:103AFA1E:*) by dindu_nufn
- |   |  15:27.25 >>> kick/#masjid (wolfman) by dindu_nufn(huge faggot)
- |   |  --- Log closed at Wed 07/01/2015  03:27.25 PM
- |   |  --- Log opened at Wed 07/01/2015  03:28.00 PM
- |   |  15:28.00 >>> join/#masjid (wolfman!~arab@A65AEE18:CC6C8823:103AFA1E:IP)
- |   |  15:28.00 >>> Topic for #masjid: SUBHAN ALLAHI WALHAMDULILLAHI WA LA ILLAHA ILL ALLAH WA ALLAHU AKBAR || BISMILLAH IR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM ALHAMDULILLAHI RABBIL ALAMIN AR-RAHMAN IR-RAHEEM 
- |   |  15:28.00 >>> Topic set by alghazi ~realnigga@da.hood (Tue Jan  6 23:17:54 2015)
- |   |  15:28.00 [Users #masjid]
- |   |  15:28.00 [&MustafaKemalAtaturk] [@murder  ] [+chrono_   ] [+Jenny  ] [+penis_         ] [+viic     ] 
- |   |  15:28.00 [&ponbiki            ] [%Barkeep ] [+cutebot   ] [+Joker__] [+themadman      ] [+Wesley   ] 
- |   |  15:28.00 [@dzl                ] [%ONX     ] [+dovah-chan] [+Palazzo] [+trillcollins_tx] [+WORLDSTAR] 
- |   |  15:28.00 [@looptroop          ] [+ChanStat] [+frot-prime] [+pashtun] [+velvet         ] [ wolfman  ] 
- |   |  15:28.00 >>> Irssi: #masjid: Total of 24 nicks (5 ops, 2 halfops, 16 voices, 1 normal)
- |   |  15:28.00 >>> Channel #masjid created Wed Jul 23 07:02:52 2014
- |   |  15:28.00 >>> Irssi: Join to #masjid was synced in 0 secs
- |   |  15:28.01 >>> mode/#masjid (+v wolfman) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:28.01 <+wolfman> sLm
- |   |  15:28.05 >>> mode/#masjid (+o wolfman) by murder
- |   |  15:28.09 >>> join/#masjid (dindu_nufn!~oldboyo@oh.dae.su)
- |   |  15:28.11 >>> mode/#masjid (+v dindu_nufn) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:28.11 >>> kick/#masjid (dindu_nufn) by looptroop(dindu_nufn)
- |   |  15:28.14 >>> mode/#masjid (+b *!*@*.dae.su) by looptroop
- |   |  15:28.15 >>> join/#masjid (dindu_nufn!~oldboyo@oh.dae.su)
- |   |  15:28.15 >>> mode/#masjid (+v dindu_nufn) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:28.15 >>> kick/#masjid (dindu_nufn) by looptroop(dindu_nufn)
- |   |  15:28.17 >>> join/#masjid (dindu_nufn!~oldboyo@oh.dae.su)
- |   |  15:28.18 >>> mode/#masjid (+v dindu_nufn) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:28.18 >>> kick/#masjid (dindu_nufn) by looptroop(dindu_nufn)
- |   |  15:28.18 <@wolfman> rr
- |   |  15:28.19 <@07murder> cease
- |   |  15:28.22 >>> join/#masjid (dindu_nufn!~oldboyo@oh.dae.su)
- |   |  15:28.25 >>> mode/#masjid (+v dindu_nufn) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:28.25 <@07murder> dindu_nufn: what
- |   |  15:28.26 >>> emoquit/dindu_nufn!(~oldboyo@oh.dae.su) (Quit: leaving)
- |   |  15:28.26 <@07murder> is your
- |   |  15:28.26 >>> #masjid: ban exception *!*@* (by alghazi!~realnigga@da.hood, 159016 secs ago)
- |   |  15:28.26 >>> #masjid End of Channel Exception List
- |   |  15:28.28 >>> mode/#masjid (-e *!*@*) by wolfman
- |   |  15:28.30 <@07looptroop> bie
- |   |  15:28.32 <@wolfman> 15:28.26 >>> emoquit/dindu_nufn!(~oldboyo@oh.dae.su) (Quit: leaving)
- |   |  15:28.33 <@wolfman> emoquit
- |   |  15:28.35 <@07murder> god i hate looptroop 
- |   |  15:28.47 <@wolfman> isnt that
- |   |  15:28.48 <@wolfman> one
- |   |  15:28.50 <@wolfman> of the fold
- |   |  15:28.52 <@wolfman> as it were
- |   |  15:28.58 <@07murder> no its oliver
- |   |  15:29.05 <@wolfman> oic
- |   |  15:29.07 <@wolfman> is he no longer
- |   |  15:29.08 <@wolfman> of the fold
- |   |  15:29.10 <@wolfman> as it were
- |   |  15:29.12 >>> join/#masjid (tiffanyan!~oldboyo@i.am.cute)
- |   |  15:29.15 >>> mode/#masjid (+v tiffanyan) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:29.16 <@wolfman> sLm
- |   |  15:29.21 <@wolfman> im fed up with this behavior of u big ass fucking faggots
- |   |  15:29.21 <+13tiffanyan> im fed up with this behavior of u big ass fucking faggots
- |   |  15:29.26 <@07murder> tiffanyan: what
- |   |  15:29.26 <@wolfman> just stay in ur gay little hangout
- |   |  15:29.26 <+13tiffanyan> just stay in ur gay little hangout
- |   |  15:29.31 <@07murder> is your fucking
- |   |  15:29.31 <@wolfman> look at this retarded shit
- |   |  15:29.31 <+13tiffanyan> look at this retarded shit
- |   |  15:29.33 <@07murder> problem
- |   |  15:29.37 <@wolfman> rr@ zewb-esque
- |   |  15:29.37 <@wolfman> its pretty obvious
- |   |  15:29.37 <+13tiffanyan> its pretty obvious
- |   |  15:29.38 <@wolfman> chimpout
- |   |  15:29.50 <@wolfman> this is the most boring behavior
- |   |  15:29.50 <+13tiffanyan> this is the most boring behavior
- |   |  15:29.53 <@wolfman> its shit grade irc
- |   |  15:29.53 <+13tiffanyan> its shit grade irc
- |   |  15:29.57 <@07murder> what
- |   |  15:29.59 <@wolfman> and i will no longer participate in it
- |   |  15:29.59 <+13tiffanyan> and i will no longer participate in it
- |   |  15:29.59 <@wolfman> ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[
- |   |  15:30.01 <@07murder> has triggered you
- |   |  15:30.02 <@07murder> my son
- |   |  15:30.07 <@07murder> tell me everything
- |   |  15:30.27 <@wolfman> why dont u clearly jewish homosexual stay in ur own gay lil hangout channel and do this retarded boring antics there
- |   |  15:30.27 <+13tiffanyan> why dont u clearly jewish homosexual stay in ur own gay lil hangout channel and do this retarded boring antics there
- |   |  15:30.39 <@07murder> what troubles you
- |   |  15:30.40 <@wolfman> its stale and weak
- |   |  15:30.40 <+13tiffanyan> its stale and weak
- |   |  15:30.44 <@07murder> my daughter
- |   |  15:31.14 <@wolfman> it makes me feel like u are so retarded that ur brain actually hurts and u probably have bruises all over ur hands from smacking shit and spasming
- |   |  15:31.14 <+13tiffanyan> it makes me feel like u are so retarded that ur brain actually hurts and u probably have bruises all over ur hands from smacking shit and spasming
- |   |  15:32.07 <@wolfman> this channel was good and every1 used to chat, all these +v ppls used to chat it up
- |   |  15:32.07 <+13tiffanyan> this channel was good and every1 used to chat, all these +v ppls used to chat it up
- |   |  15:32.10 <@wolfman> then u made it real gay
- |   |  15:32.10 <+13tiffanyan> then u made it real gay
- |   |  15:32.13 <@wolfman> and alghazi likes u
- |   |  15:32.13 <+13tiffanyan> and alghazi likes u
- |   |  15:32.16 <@wolfman> u made alghazi gay
- |   |  15:32.16 <+13tiffanyan> u made alghazi gay
- |   |  15:32.19 <@wolfman> used to be a good chatter
- |   |  15:32.19 <+13tiffanyan> used to be a good chatter
- |   |  15:32.23 <@07murder> thought that was dzl
- |   |  15:32.26 <@07murder> this whole time
- |   |  15:33.05 <@wolfman> i just cant even come up with the proper words to explain how fucking boring and retarded u ppls are because its not worth the effort to use more than ~5 neurons o
- |   |  15:33.05 <+13tiffanyan> i just cant even come up with the proper words to explain how fucking boring and retarded u ppls are because its not worth the effort to use more than ~5 neur
- |   |  15:33.06 <@07murder> tiffanyan: this is a place of worship
- |   |  15:33.08 <@07murder> and dhikr
- |   |  15:33.11 <@wolfman> no its not
- |   |  15:33.11 <+13tiffanyan> no its not
- |   |  15:33.12 <@07murder> i am pir ibn baz
- |   |  15:33.15 <@wolfman> its a place of bullshit
- |   |  15:33.15 <+13tiffanyan> its a place of bullshit
- |   |  15:33.18 <@07murder> that is
- |   |  15:33.22 <@07murder> sheikh wolfmaniyya
- |   |  15:33.31 <@wolfman> this is a channel full of fucking faggots 
- |   |  15:33.31 <+13tiffanyan> this is a channel full of fucking faggots 
- |   |  15:33.41 <@wolfman> u think ur trolls which makes it funnier
- |   |  15:33.41 <+13tiffanyan> u think ur trolls which makes it funnier
- |   |  15:33.51 <@07looptroop> rr
- |   |  15:34.10 <@wolfman> irrring
- |   |  15:34.13 <@wolfman> @ massive
- |   |  15:34.14 <@wolfman> chimpout
- |   |  15:34.15 <@wolfman> pretty obvious none of u cunts even have jobs
- |   |  15:34.15 <+13tiffanyan> pretty obvious none of u cunts even have jobs
- |   |  15:34.17 <@07looptroop> same
- |   |  15:34.25 <@07murder> it was all a dream
- |   |  15:34.28 <@wolfman> he's got a point there
- |   |  15:34.29 <@07murder> i used to read flashsupport logs
- |   |  15:34.31 <@wolfman> we're all on the dole
- |   |  15:34.36 <@wolfman> (c) blade
- |   |  15:34.44 <@07murder> like im on masjid and you know i gotta ball
- |   |  15:34.44 <@wolfman> ur on disablity for mental retardation
- |   |  15:34.44 <+13tiffanyan> ur on disablity for mental retardation
- |   |  15:35.11 <@07murder> i let my +o pop til tiffanyan drop
- |   |  15:35.14 <@wolfman> im quitting this channel because u were very slightly funny to make fun of at first but now this channel is 100% ruined
- |   |  15:35.14 <+13tiffanyan> im quitting this channel because u were very slightly funny to make fun of at first but now this channel is 100% ruined
- |   |  15:35.27 <@wolfman> like before u came here this was a good channel and alghazi was not a faggot and u ruined the channel
- |   |  15:35.27 <+13tiffanyan> like before u came here this was a good channel and alghazi was not a faggot and u ruined the channel
- |   |  15:35.41 <@wolfman> and u probably think u "trolled" the channel and are successful
- |   |  15:35.41 <+13tiffanyan> and u probably think u "trolled" the channel and are successful
- |   |  15:35.54 <@wolfman> but really ur just really fucking dumb and boring and have no social skills or chat abilities
- |   |  15:35.54 <+13tiffanyan> but really ur just really fucking dumb and boring and have no social skills or chat abilities
- |   |  15:36.14 >>> topic/#masjid (fuck all of u, fuck all sniper jesus faggots, alghazi has no testicles, fuck allah(swt)) by tiffanyan
- |   |  15:36.17 >>> emopart/#masjid (tiffanyan!~oldboyo@i.am.cute) ()
- |   |  15:36.25 <@07murder> well
- |   |  15:36.26 <@wolfman> rrr
- |   |  15:36.27 <@07murder> that was
- |   |  15:36.31 <@07murder> positively
- |   |  15:36.35 <@07murder> electric
- |   |  15:36.42 <@wolfman> going to
- |   |  15:36.43 <@wolfman> add that
- |   |  15:36.44 <@wolfman> to the MOTD
- |   |  15:36.48 <@wolfman> after blogfast
- |   |  15:37.26 >>> join/#masjid (serv!~oldboyo@rancor.in.basement)
- |   |  15:37.29 >>> mode/#masjid (+v serv) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:37.30 <@07looptroop> his real name is `oldboy' 
- |   |  15:37.32 <@07looptroop> nick*
- |   |  15:37.34 <@07looptroop> (dzls buttie)
- |   |  15:37.50 <@07murder> serv: wb
- |   |  15:38.44 <@wolfman> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.44 <+08serv> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.49 <@wolfman> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.49 <+08serv> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.54 <@wolfman> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.54 <+08serv> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.59 <@wolfman> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:38.59 <+08serv> ONX: chrono_ dovah-chan Jenny Joker__ Palazzo pashtun penis_ themadman trillcollins_tx velvet viic Wesley WORLDSTAR please show ur disdain and disappointment in th
- |   |  15:39.03 >>> emoquit/serv!(~oldboyo@rancor.in.basement) ()
- |   |  15:39.35 <@wolfman> rr
- |   |  15:39.39 >>> join/#masjid (tiffanyan!~oldboyo@i.am.cute)
- |   |  15:39.41 >>> mode/#masjid (+v tiffanyan) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:39.41 <@wolfman> sLm
- |   |  15:39.42 <@07murder> tiffanyan: wb
- |   |  15:39.43 >>> emopart/#masjid (tiffanyan!~oldboyo@i.am.cute) ()
- |   |  15:39.45 >>> join/#masjid (tiffanyan!~oldboyo@i.am.cute)
- |   |  15:39.47 >>> mode/#masjid (+v tiffanyan) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:39.47 <@wolfman> sLm
- |   |  15:39.48 <@07murder> tiffanyan: wb
- |   |  15:39.51 <@wolfman> are you cute
- |   |  15:42.03 <+03penis_> <tiffanyan>  /part #masjid in protest of this annoying boring bullshit that this formerly pleasing to chat in channel has become
- |   |  15:42.04 <+03penis_> lol
- |   |  15:42.08 <+03penis_> why is he salty
- |   |  15:42.28 <@wolfman> penis_: i would rather u chat in here like u used to than to observe these autistic histrionics
- |   |  15:42.28 <+13tiffanyan> penis_: i would rather u chat in here like u used to than to observe these autistic histrionics
- |   |  15:42.39 <@07murder> same
- |   |  15:42.49 <@wolfman> ive known some of these faggots for like 5 years and i can confirm they are mentally deficient
- |   |  15:42.49 <+13tiffanyan> ive known some of these faggots for like 5 years and i can confirm they are mentally deficient
- |   |  15:42.55 <+03penis_> cool
- |   |  15:43.04 <+10Joker__> how does one part a channel
- |   |  15:43.11 <+10Joker__> i am noob
- |   |  15:43.28 <@wolfman> push the x button
- |   |  15:43.28 <+13tiffanyan> push the x button
- |   |  15:43.36 <+03penis_> type your nickserv password here then /server irc_part 1
- |   |  15:44.00 <+10Joker__> i don't have a nickserv password
- |   |  15:44.30 <@wolfman> u type /s irc.rizon.net #masjid
- |   |  15:44.30 <+13tiffanyan> u type /s irc.rizon.net #masjid
- |   |  15:44.36 <@07murder> ^
- |   |  15:44.51 <+03penis_> /s irc.freenode.net ##feminism
- |   |  15:44.58 <@wolfman> murder u can stay if u continue to not act gay
- |   |  15:44.58 <+13tiffanyan> murder u can stay if u continue to not act gay
- |   |  15:45.04 <+10Joker__> o lawd
- |   |  15:45.08 <@wolfman> looptroop and wolfman need to go get a diaper change
- |   |  15:45.08 <+13tiffanyan> looptroop and wolfman need to go get a diaper change
- |   |  15:45.15 <@wolfman> and go take a nappy
- |   |  15:45.15 <+13tiffanyan> and go take a nappy
- |   |  15:45.18 <@wolfman> elsewhere
- |   |  15:45.18 <+13tiffanyan> elsewhere
- |   |  15:45.20 <+03penis_> lol
- |   |  15:45.26 >>> kick/#masjid (tiffanyan) by murder(glad to know i can stay thank you for your permission)
- |   |  15:45.31 <+03penis_> nice
- |   |  15:45.39 >>> join/#masjid (tiffanyan!~oldboyo@i.am.cute)
- |   |  15:45.41 >>> mode/#masjid (+v tiffanyan) by MustafaKemalAtaturk
- |   |  15:45.41 <@07murder> wb
- |   |  15:45.42 <@wolfman> ok u can leave now
- |   |  15:45.42 <+13tiffanyan> ok u can leave now
- |   |  15:46.02 <+03penis_> i think he intends to stay
- |   |  15:46.46 <@wolfman> wolfman is the type of retard that shits his pants then he sticks his finger in the shitpants and puts it up to his nose and thinks about it for 5 minutes then he 
- |   |  15:46.46 <+tiffanyan> wolfman is the type of retard that shits his pants then he sticks his finger in the shitpants and puts it up to his nose and thinks about it for 5 minutes then h
- |   |  15:47.19 <+03penis_> this is pyschologically fascinating
- |   |  15:47.25 <+03penis_> watching someone lose their mind by degrees
- |   |  15:47.35 <+03penis_> but what triggered such an outburst
- |   |  15:47.45 <@07looptroop> rr'd
- |   |  15:47.52 <@07murder> it's because we shot up charlie hebdo in paris
- |   |  15:47.56 <+03penis_> oh i se
- |   |  15:47.59 <+03penis_> fuck dem niggas
- |   |  15:48.03 <@wolfman> no i just want to chat
- |   |  15:48.03 <+13tiffanyan> no i just want to chat
- |   |  15:48.06 <+03penis_> okay
- |   |  15:48.06 <+03penis_> chat
- |   |  15:48.10 <@wolfman> but its just constant retarded shit up in here
- |   |  15:48.10 <+13tiffanyan> but its just constant retarded shit up in here
- |   |  15:48.10 <+03penis_> wuts stoppin u
- |   |  15:48.23 <@wolfman> nothing is stopping me
- |   |  15:48.23 <+13tiffanyan> nothing is stopping me
- |   |  15:48.26 <@wolfman> nothing can stop my chats
- |   |  15:48.26 <+13tiffanyan> nothing can stop my chats
- |   |  15:48.32 <@wolfman> nobody else fuckin chats cuz its retarded in hjere
- |   |  15:48.32 <+13tiffanyan> nobody else fuckin chats cuz its retarded in hjere
- |   |  15:48.38 <@wolfman> only me and the other retards 
- |   |  15:48.38 <+13tiffanyan> only me and the other retards 
- |   |  15:48.41 <@wolfman> "chat"
- |   |  15:48.41 <+13tiffanyan> "chat"
- |   |  15:48.49 <@wolfman> im in fact leaving this whole network
- |   |  15:48.49 <+13tiffanyan> im in fact leaving this whole network
- |   |  15:48.58 <@wolfman> fuck u boring tard cunts
- |   |  15:48.58 <+13tiffanyan> fuck u boring tard cunts
- |   |  15:49.00 <@07murder> tiffanyan: feel free to visit irc.arabs.ps
- |   |  15:49.02 >>> emoquit/tiffanyan!(~oldboyo@i.am.cute) ()
- |   |  15:49.06 <@07murder> rr
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- |   | __[ a very important MOTD section that i cba coming up w/ a headline for ]__________
- |   |/
- |   |    The industry-standard ARAB (badman) IRC protocol (RFC 1488) server implements a number of
- |   |  enhancements over ordinary (wasteman) (pussyhole) RFC {1459, 2812} IRC (such as employed by
- |   |  babak and brr on their wasteman ARAB clone networks,) which at present include:
- |   |
- |   |    a) Nick-, user-, and hostnames with UTF-8 encoded characters, mIRC colour codes, etc. pp.,
- |   |    b) regular expression channel message filters, and
- |   |    c) nick names with multiple lines.
- |   |
- |   |  Whilst the first item does not generally require client-side support thereof, the latter
- |   |  two significantly alter the message being sent and the nick name(s) sending the message
- |   |  in question, respectively. Since the changes applied by the server are not seen by the
- |   |  client, UMODE +e was introduced, which has the server echo back channel messages to the
- |   |  sending client, and a client-side script for Irssi which stops Irssi from displaying
- |   |  channel messages itself:
- |   |
- |   |  use Irssi;
- |   |  use strict;
- |   |  use vars qw ($VERSION %IRSSI);
- |   |  
- |   |  %IRSSI = (
- |   |          authors                => "arab",
- |   |          contact                => "irc://irc.arabs.ps/arab",
- |   |          name                => "SandNETsup",
- |   |          description        => "Client-side SandNET regular expression filter and multi-line nick name support script",
- |   |          license                => "Arabic Fuck You Licence (AFYL)",
- |   |  );
- |   |  $VERSION = "14.88";
- |   |  
- |   |  my (@servers) = (());
- |   |  sub printformat_own_msg {
- |   |          my ($server, $args, $nick, $event) = @_;
- |   |          my ($target, $msg) = (split (/ /, $args, 2));
- |   |          $msg =~ s/^:// if (substr ($msg, 0, 1) eq ":");
- |   |  
- |   |          if (($event eq "event privmsg")
- |   |          &&  ($msg =~ m/^\x01ACTION .*\x01$/)) {
- |   |                  $msg =~ s/^\x01ACTION //; $msg =~ s/\x01$//;
- |   |                  $server->printformat ($target,
- |   |                          MSGLEVEL_PUBLIC | MSGLEVEL_NOHILIGHT | MSGLEVEL_NO_ACT,
- |   |                          "own_action", $nick, $msg);
- |   |          } elsif ($event eq "event privmsg") {
- |   |                  my ($channel, $channel_nick, $nick_mode) = (undef, undef, " ");
- |   |                  if (defined ($channel = Irssi::channel_find ($target))
- |   |                  &&  defined ($channel_nick = $channel->nick_find ($server->{"nick"}))) {
- |   |                          if ($channel_nick->{"op"}) {
- |   |                                  $nick_mode = "@";
- |   |                          } elsif ($channel_nick->{"halfop"}) {
- |   |                                  $nick_mode = "%";
- |   |                          } elsif ($channel_nick->{"voice"}) {
- |   |                                  $nick_mode = "+";
- |   |                          };
- |   |                  };
- |   |                  $server->printformat ($target,
- |   |                          MSGLEVEL_PUBLIC | MSGLEVEL_NOHILIGHT | MSGLEVEL_NO_ACT,
- |   |                          "own_msg", $nick, $msg, $nick_mode);
- |   |          } elsif ($event eq "event notice") {
- |   |                  $server->printformat ($target,
- |   |                          MSGLEVEL_PUBLIC | MSGLEVEL_NOHILIGHT | MSGLEVEL_NO_ACT,
- |   |                          "own_notice", $nick, $msg);
- |   |          };
- |   |          Irssi::signal_stop;
- |   |  };
- |   |  
- |   |  sub reload {
- |   |          @servers = split (/,/, Irssi::settings_get_str ("SandNETsup_servers"));
- |   |  };
- |   |  
- |   |  Irssi::settings_add_str ("SandNETsup", "SandNETsup_servers", "khazraj.arabs.ps");
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add_last ("event 001", sub {
- |   |          my ($server) = @_;
- |   |          Irssi::print ("Setting UMODE +e.");
- |   |          $server->command ("MODE ". $server->{"nick"} ." +e")
- |   |                  if ((grep {$_ eq $server->{"real_address"}} @servers));
- |   |          Irssi::signal_continue @_;
- |   |  });
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add_first ("event notice", sub {
- |   |          my ($server, $args, $sender_nick, $sender_address) = @_;
- |   |          if ((grep {$_ eq $server->{"real_address"}} @servers)
- |   |          &&  ((length ($sender_address))
- |   |          &&   (lc ($sender_address) eq lc ($server->{"userhost"})))) {
- |   |                  printformat_own_msg ($server, $args, $sender_nick, "event notice");
- |   |          } else {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_continue @_;
- |   |          };
- |   |  });
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add_first ("event privmsg", sub {
- |   |          my ($server, $args, $sender_nick, $sender_address) = @_;
- |   |          if ((grep {$_ eq $server->{"real_address"}} @servers)
- |   |          &&  ((length ($sender_address))
- |   |          &&   (lc ($sender_address) eq lc ($server->{"userhost"})))) {
- |   |                  printformat_own_msg ($server, $args, $sender_nick, "event privmsg");
- |   |          } else {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_continue @_;
- |   |          };
- |   |  });
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add_first ("message irc own_notice", sub {
- |   |          my ($server, undef, undef) = @_;
- |   |          if ((grep {$_ eq $server->{"real_address"}} @servers)) {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_stop ();
- |   |          } else {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_continue @_;
- |   |          };
- |   |  });
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add_first ("message irc own_action", sub {
- |   |          my ($server, undef, undef) = @_;
- |   |          if ((grep {$_ eq $server->{"real_address"}} @servers)) {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_stop ();
- |   |          } else {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_continue @_;
- |   |          };
- |   |  });
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add_first ("message own_public", sub {
- |   |          my ($server, undef, undef) = @_;
- |   |          if ((grep {$_ eq $server->{"real_address"}} @servers)) {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_stop ();
- |   |          } else {
- |   |                  Irssi::signal_continue @_;
- |   |          };
- |   |  });
- |   |  Irssi::signal_add ("setup changed", \&reload);
- |   |  Irssi::theme_register([
- |   |          "own_action",        "{ownaction \$0}\$1",
- |   |          "own_msg",        "{ownmsgnick \$2 {ownnick \$0}} \$1",
- |   |          "own_notice",        "{ownnotice notice \$0}\$1",
- |   |  ]);
- |   |  
- |   |  Irssi::print ("Loaded SandNETsup");
- |   |  reload ();
- |   |
- |   |  The above script will automatically set UMODE +e upon {,re}connecting to SandNET. Multi-
- |   |  line nick names may then be set w/ the command `/QUOTE NICK :<line #1>\n..<line #n>\n.'
- |   |  Regular expression filters on channels that have CMODE +R set and one or more CMODE +b
- |   |  expressions will be applied to channel messages before echoing messages back to the sending
- |   |  client.
- |   |
- |   |    At present, UMODE +e and multi-line nick name support is enabled on khazraj.arabs.ps.
- |   |
- |   |    An equivalent script for HexChat is provided below:
- |   |
- |   |  import hexchat
- |   |  
- |   |  __module_name__ = "Disable Local Echo"
- |   |  __module_author__ = "rr3"
- |   |  __module_version__ = "1.0"
- |   |  __module_description__ = "Eats local messages in preference to the server sending them"
- |   |  
- |   |  print("Hie, Local Echo will now be disabled when you set a server with /SETSERVER <server>")
- |   |  
- |   |  
- |   |  def hidemsg(word, word_eol, userdata, attr):
- |   |          if hexchat.get_info("server") == hexchat.get_pluginpref("disablelocalecho_server") and not attr.time:
- |   |                  return hexchat.EAT_ALL 
- |   |          else:
- |   |                  return hexchat.EAT_NONE 
- |   |  
- |   |  
- |   |  def printmsg(word, word_eol, userdata):
- |   |          if hexchat.get_info("server") == hexchat.get_pluginpref("disablelocalecho_server") and word[0][1:].split("!",1)[0] == hexchat.get_info("nick"):
- |   |                  word[3] = word[3][1:]
- |   |                  if word[3][0] == "\x01":
- |   |                          del word[3]
- |   |                          word[-1] = word[-1][:-1]
- |   |                          hexchat.emit_print("Your Action", hexchat.get_info("nick"), ' '.join(word[3:]), '', time=1)
- |   |                  else:
- |   |                          hexchat.emit_print("Your Message", hexchat.get_info("nick"), ' '.join(word[3:]), '', '', time=1)
- |   |                  return hexchat.EAT_XCHAT
- |   |          else:
- |   |                  return hexchat.EAT_NONE 
- |   |                  
- |   |  def setmode(word, word_eol, userdata):
- |   |          if hexchat.get_info("server") == hexchat.get_pluginpref("disablelocalecho_server"):
- |   |                  hexchat.command('umode +e')
- |   |          return hexchat.EAT_ALL
- |   |                  
- |   |  def storeserver(word, word_eol, userdata):
- |   |          if len(word) != 2:
- |   |                  print("Second arg must be the Server!")
- |   |          else:
- |   |                  hexchat.set_pluginpref("disablelocalecho_server", word_eol[1])
- |   |                  print("Server Stored: ",word_eol[1])
- |   |          return hexchat.EAT_ALL
- |   |  
- |   |  hexchat.hook_print_attrs("Your Message", hidemsg, userdata=None, priority=hexchat.PRI_LOWEST)
- |   |  hexchat.hook_print_attrs("Your Action", hidemsg, userdata=None, priority=hexchat.PRI_LOWEST)
- |   |  hexchat.hook_server("PRIVMSG", printmsg, userdata=None, priority=hexchat.PRI_LOWEST)
- |   |  hexchat.hook_print("Motd", setmode)
- |   |  hexchat.hook_print("MOTD Skipped", setmode)
- |   |  hexchat.hook_command("STORESERVER", storeserver, help="/STORESERVER <server> Sets the server to disable local echo on, note this is what the server calls itself, not the DNS")
- |   |
- |   | __[ Gratuitous IRC art gallery ]____________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |  
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- |   |    A portrait of giraffe, executed in post-modern trans-nonsense fecal drawing
- |   |                           by Paghtar Agga of Nishapur
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- |   |--------------------------------------------
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣄⡤
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡺⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡒⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣟⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⢄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠾⠿⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡇
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄
- |   |  | ⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣷⣄
- |   |  | ⠈⢿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
- |   |  | ⠀⠈⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣾⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡿⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠇
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡟⠁⠀⠙⢿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⢸⢹⡟⡏
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⠙⢿⣿⣤⠀⠸⠰
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⣻⠍⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡿⠛⠀⠘⣿⣿⠁
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⣸⡿
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⡇
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⣻⠍⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛
- |   |  | ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠺⠿⠁
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- |   |       Rare illuminated rendering of wispurs
- |   |  performing the wangle (a medieval folk pole dance)
- |   |                   by (unknown)
- |   |
- |   |--------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
- |   |  ⢩⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠼⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠁⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠁⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡰⠖⠚⠛⠓⠲⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⢀⣠⣤⣴⣦⣶⣦⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⡶⠟⠛⠛⠲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆
- |   |  ⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⢶⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⣿⣷⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣾⣿⣟⣿⡇⠀⠀⢰⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
- |   |  ⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠙⠈⠈⠙⠑⠛⠛⠛⠛⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⢺⡿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁
- |   |  ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢉⣯⡁⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠻⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀
- |   |  ⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡥⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯
- |   |  ⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠮⢿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⡅
- |   |  ⠀⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠘⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣴⠖⠻⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⠂
- |   |  ⢀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢲⡀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀
- |   |  ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣾⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄⠉⠉⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠻⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣽⣿⡿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⠁
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣟⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅
- |   |  ⠀⢈⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠃⠀⠉⠈⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⢀⣤⡿⠂⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠈⠛⠙⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⡿⠟⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⣰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⠻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠈⠁⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉
- |   |--------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |
- |   |                  Finger painting of vxp
- |   |                     by Babak Rasouli
- |   |
- |   |-----------------
- |   |  ⡅⠄⠔⢀
- |   |  ⢶⢽⡻⡧⣤⡂
- |   |  ⠀⠁⠁⠓⠸⠑⢄
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠡
- |   |  ⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡀
- |   |  ⣢⣤⡀⠀⠤⠨⢅⠦⠀⠀⢣
- |   |  ⡉⣝⡺⢶⣥⣴⠄⣴⡴⢔⠚⢾⠁
- |   |  ⣝⣍⠲⡀⠁⠃⠈⢳⠛⠀⠢⡚
- |   |  ⣁⣈⣩⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠙⠯⣠⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢄
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣
- |   |  ⠄⣀⢴⠋⠁⠀⠉⠦⡀⠄⡀⠀⠀⡆
- |   |  ⢺⣖⣈⡔⠶⠦⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
- |   |  ⣻⣼⣳⣜⣾⠑⣦⣬⠤⢤⡀⠀⠀⢸
- |   |  ⣈⠈⠀⠀⢈⠀⢈⣟⠫⠀⠙⠒⠴⠂
- |   |  ⢎⣨⠓⠒⣇⣉⠏⠁
- |   |  ⠛⠲⠤⣮⠗⢱⡄
- |   |  ⣤⣀⣀⣀⢴⣿⡹⠄⡠⢤
- |   |  ⣾⡯⣟⣸⡾⠟⠺⠁⠉⡘
- |   |  ⣺⢻⣳⡟⠀⠀⢠⡔⠉⢑⠤⠂⠄
- |   |  ⣨⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠉⢱⣆⡜⠀⡤⠓⢀
- |   |  ⡋⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣁⠀⠊⡀⡠⠸⡀
- |   |  ⠘⡄⠀⠀⠠⠦⠤⠄⠒⠂⠀⠉⠀⣠⠃
- |   |  ⢸⢰⠀⠀⣴⢢⢴⢢⢔⣰⢰⠧⢇⠌
- |   |  ⡸⣈⣀⡀⡁⢘⠀⠁⠂⡀⡬⣀⠄
- |   |  ⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠒⠊⠉⠈
- |   |-----------------
- |   |
- |   | “A fucking kike”
- |   |   by pynchon
- |   |
- |   |-------------------------------------------
- |   |  ⠛⠷⣝⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠸⣿⡟⠛⠿⣆⣿⠃⠀⠙⣷⡟⠁⠀⢹⣇⣾⠟⠛⣿⡿⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢜⡥⠾
- |   |  ⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⠿⠿⣧⣹⡇⠀⣀⠈⠃⢀⣶⣄⠈⢀⣴⣦⠀⠛⠁⡀⠀⢻⣣⡾⠿⢿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣀⡀
- |   |  ⠰⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⣿⡀⠀⠀⠉⠁⢸⣿⣷⡄⢸⣿⣿⡆⣾⣿⣿⡆⣴⣿⣿⠀⠘⠁⠀⠀⢸⡿⣁⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿
- |   |  ⠀⠻⣿⣿⡟⠛⠛⠺⠇⠀⣿⣿⣦⡘⣿⠛⠻⣼⠃⠈⢻⠋⠀⢹⡿⠟⢻⡟⣠⣾⣿⡇⠀⠿⠞⠛⠛⣿⣿⡿⠃
- |   |  ⣦⣤⣈⠻⣧⠀⢠⣤⣤⣄⠹⣿⠉⠛⠟⠀⣦⡄⢰⣿⡄⣴⣿⠀⣠⣆⠘⠗⠋⢹⡿⢃⣤⣤⣤⠀⢠⡿⢋⣠⣤
- |   |  ⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠻⣿⡟⠛⠺⠀⣾⣶⣌⡟⠛⠜⢁⠳⢋⠘⠾⠛⣏⣴⣶⡆⠸⠓⠛⣻⣿⠃⠀⠛⠚⠻⠿⣿
- |   |  ⠿⣿⣄⠀⢰⣶⣶⣶⣬⣷⠀⣶⣶⣌⠇⢨⡁⢼⢦⡟⢧⠟⢇⢾⡆⣩⠀⢟⣴⣶⡆⢰⣯⣥⣶⣶⣶⠄⠀⣰⡿
- |   |  ⣶⡶⠿⠃⠀⠙⠿⣧⠀⢠⣤⣬⡷⠀⣦⢼⠋⣁⠰⠴⠦⠶⠴⣄⡉⠹⢤⡆⠰⣫⣤⣤⠄⢀⣿⠟⠋⠀⠺⠷⣶
- |   |  ⣅⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⡷⠟⠃⣀⣙⣇⠐⣶⠞⣀⡖⢋⡤⢒⡓⣓⡢⣄⡓⣆⡘⢶⡶⢠⣟⣋⡀⠛⠳⢾⣿⣶⡆⠀⢀
- |   |  ⣛⣳⡦⠈⠙⠻⢷⣄⠘⠿⠯⡀⠶⣖⠡⡽⢐⣎⢌⢕⠀⠔⢍⢎⢖⠸⡥⢙⡶⠆⢨⠿⠟⢁⣴⠿⠛⠋⠠⢴⣞
- |   |  ⠛⠁⢀⣴⣿⣿⠛⠁⢴⣾⣏⠁⢶⣏⠐⢯⢸⡼⡨⡈⠀⠀⡸⡸⢸⢨⠷⢈⣷⠆⢈⣻⣶⠄⠙⢻⣿⣷⣄⠀⠙
- |   |  ⣶⣄⣀⠉⠛⠛⣛⡶⠀⣠⣴⠃⠰⠿⢀⢙⣆⠳⣔⠪⠁⠩⢒⡵⢃⣼⠃⡨⠷⠄⢳⣬⡀⠰⣾⡛⠛⠋⢁⣀⣤
- |   |  ⣴⡶⠋⢀⣴⣿⣿⣀⣀⠛⠛⣩⠆⠴⠷⡆⠸⢲⣬⣉⣙⣉⡩⢴⠚⠂⣖⠿⠆⢺⣝⠛⢋⣀⣨⣿⣷⣄⠈⠻⣶
- |   |  ⣿⣀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⣩⡟⠁⠾⠿⢖⡶⠘⠛⢹⡤⣄⣉⡘⣡⣁⡠⣼⡍⠛⠀⣟⠻⠿⠇⠘⢯⣍⠛⠋⠉⠀⢀⣨
- |   |  ⠿⠟⣛⡽⠃⢀⣿⣿⣷⡶⣶⠀⣾⡿⢋⣇⣈⡄⠙⢃⠻⠃⠙⠃⣬⣁⣯⠛⠿⠇⠰⣖⢶⣾⣿⣷⡀⠹⣯⣛⠻
- |   |  ⣴⣾⣿⠃⠀⠈⠉⠉⢁⣾⣏⣀⣤⡄⠸⠿⠋⣾⣶⠛⣦⣾⢻⣾⡇⠙⠿⠁⢰⣤⣄⣿⣧⡈⠉⡉⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷
- |   |  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⡿⠀⢸⣿⠿⠋⣼⣇⣠⡴⡆⠘⢁⡄⠙⠃⣀⠉⠁⣴⢦⣄⣾⣦⠙⠿⢿⠇⠈⢿⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⠛⠛⠋⢁⣴⣿⡇⠀⢀⣠⡄⠰⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⣴⡟⢹⣦⣼⡏⣷⣴⣿⡈⠻⣿⣿⠀⢠⣄⣀⡀⢸⣿⣦⡈⠉⠛
- |   |  ⢔⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣽⡇⠀⠉⢀⡀⠸⣿⠟⠁⠸⣿⣿⠁⠘⢿⡿⠀⣠⡀⠁⠀⢸⣏⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠
- |   |  ⡏⠀⠀⢿⠿⠿⠋⠁⣼⣿⣧⣴⣶⢋⣇⠀⠀⢠⣶⡀⠉⠁⢠⣦⡀⠀⢀⣿⠹⣶⣦⣼⣿⣇⠈⠙⠻⠿⠟⠀⠀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣼⣿⣤⣶⣿⢸⣷⣄⣰⣿⠘⣿⣦⣼⣿⡇⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀
- |   |  ⣤⣶⣶⡾⢋⣾⠀⠀⠻⠟⠋⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⠻⠛⠀⠀⣷⡙⢿⣶⣶
- |   |-------------------------------------------
- |   |
- |   |                “Goatse on DXM”
- |   |                    by paz
- |   |
- |   |--------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣾⣷⣄
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
- |   |  ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
- |   |  ⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
- |   |  ⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
- |   |  ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
- |   |  ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠆⠀⠴⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠇⠴⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿
- |   |  ⢲⣤⡤⠀⠀⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⢠⣴⡖⠀⣶⣀⠀⠀⢶⣤⡤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⠴⠶⢲⡖⠶⠦⣤⣄⠀⢀⡤⠦⣤⡀⠀⠀⢲⣶⠶⠶⠤⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠤⠤⢤⣤
- |   |  ⠈⢿⡇⠀⠀⣸⣿⡄⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⢰⣿⠉⠁⠀⠀⠙⣿⡄⠀⣀⣀⡈⠀⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠁⣴⠯⠤⠤⠬⢿⡄⠀⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣷⠀⣾⠋⠰⠶⢤⣀⣀⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠙⢦⡴⠋⠈⠳⣤⠞⠁⠀⠀⠈⠻⢦⣀⣀⣀⡴⠟⠁⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⢀⣿⠷⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⡀⢠⣿⠷⠄⠀⢀⣼⡿⠄⠙⠳⢤⣀⣀⣘⣿
- |   |  ⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠤⠤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤
- |   |  ⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠛⠋⠉
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- |   |                            “Goatse on weed”
- |   |                               by alghazi
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- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠄⠀⠄⣀⠄⠒⠠⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⢀⠀⠀⠸⣄⣂⠀⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⢧⠀⠈⠀⠀⡰⠈⠍⡳⣧
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠈⠓⠶⠴⠚⠁⠐⠄⠨⠈⣷
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢃⠈⢸⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢠⠣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠈⢱⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠰⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆⠀⢏⠀⠈⠟⠛⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢰⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠈⠒⠤⠀⠀⠠⠬⠇⠀⢀⡾⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⣼⠋
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⡿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠁⢰⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠃⢀⡾⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠁⣠⡞⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠃⢀⡾⠋
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠁⣰⠟
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃⢠⡟
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⣷
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡀⠘⣧
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠸⣇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⢿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⣾
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣁⡼⠃
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉
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- |   | brr the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy 
- hy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake
- |   |               by brr the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy snake the filthy 
- lthy snake  the filthy snake
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- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⠤⠶⠚⠋⠉⠉⠉⢉⣉⡉⠁⣀⡀⠉⡉⠉⠙⠲⠦⣄⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⠖⠛⢉⡤⠶⣄⠀⠀⣤⠤⣄⠀⢻⣀⡿⠀⢸⣷⡀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠸⠧⣤⠘⣇⢀⣼⠀⠀⠿⠳⣄⠀⠏⠻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢧⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⣀⡼⠀⠙⠋⢁⡀⢀⣤⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣆
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠋⢻⡄⠈⣧⠀⢸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠠⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⡀⢰⡖⠒⢚⡃⠈⢷⠀⣠⡀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⡤⡴⠚⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠈⣷⠛⣩⡁⠀⠈⢧⡏⠳⠾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⢳⠿⠂⣠⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣦⣴⢇⣀⣸⣯⣥⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠈⣇⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢱⣀⣠⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠟⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣉⣉⣉⣁⣀⣠⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠙⢧⡀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⢸⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢛⣛⣭⣭⠭⢵⣶⣶⡖⣶⣿⣿⣭⠉⠉⠈⠻⠦⠤⠤⠤⣤⣀⣀⠀⢀⢹⣏⠛⠛⠻⢷⣄
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢹⣶⣿⣿⣯⡀⠀⠀⠙⠋⡉⣤⣰⣯⣼⣿⣷⣶⣶⣀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠻⣿⠷⠛⠈⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣶⣿⣿⡿⡟⣛⣩⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⢀⣾⢿⡏⠛⠋⠈⢉⣉⣛⣻⢿⣶⣆⣤⣴⣷⣯⣤⣦⣴⡾⡛⢳⣿⠋⠀⣿⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠟⠉⢀⣭⣷⡏⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⢀⡒⠀⣤⠸⣇⠈⠁⢀⣠⣾⢿⣿⠒⠿⣄⠈⠙⠻⠟⠉⠛⣯⣵⣿⠯⢭⣀⡟⠀⢰⣿⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⠓⠲⣄⠈⢻⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⠈⠁⠀⠌⢡⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣣⡾⠿⠿⠶⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣧⣶⣣⡄⣻⡇⠀⢨⣿⣧
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- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣸⣼⡀⣧⠀⢸⡇⠙⢣⣿⣿⡀⢰⡆⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣇⠀⢸⠀⡟
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢻⠡⣏⠀⠀⠙⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡱⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣦⢸⢠⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⣿⢠⡶⠆⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣴⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠶⠶⠶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⢸⠃
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃⣿⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⡀⢀⣠⠞⣹⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⢸
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⣿⣶⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣤⣟⡀⢿⣿⣶⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢸
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣄⣀⣈⣳⣆⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢀⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣇⡉⠻⢦⣀⠀⠀⣸⢿⡆
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢰⡿⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢿⡟⢻⣿⣶⣴⣤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢀⣰⣾⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠉⠛⢻⠋⢸⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢸⠃⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⡈⠻⣿⣧⣤⣾⣉⣿⠛⠻⣿⡍⠉⣿⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠺⠚⠛
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⣼⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠳⢿⣭⣿⣤⡴⣾⡿⣿⣯⣀
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⡇⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁⣿⣿⣿⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠏⠀⡇⣿⠀⠀⢀⣼⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣝⣷⣦⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⠶⠚⠓⠒⢺⡇⣿⠀⠒⠚⠁⠀⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠓⠶⠶⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀
- |   |  ⠰⠶⠶⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠈⠉⠙⠛⠲⢦
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- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡏⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁
- |   |  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉
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- |   |
- |   | __[ Babak `infid3l' Rasouli the innanet criminal ]__________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |
- |   |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |  TO: Babak [REDACTED]
- |   |   
- |   |  When I have a reasonable grounds to believe that you have committed a criminal 
- |   |  offence, the Young Criminal Justice Act requires me, before starting judicial 
- |   |  proceedings, to consider taking measures other than going to court.
- |   |   
- |   |  Since I have reasonable grounds to believe you have committed a criminal 
- |   |  offence, under section 6 of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, I am giving you a 
- |   |  formal caution.
- |   |   
- |   |  If you break the law in the future, there may be more serious consequences, 
- |   |  including charges, going to court, and the possibility of serious penalties.
- |   |   
- |   |  Date: June 18th, 2009                                  Place: Coquitlam, B.C.
- |   |   
- |   |  NAME OF RCMP OFFICER: [REDACTED]
- |   |   
- |   |  FILE#: 2007-0020902
- |   |   
- |   |  RCMP GRC DD1236 (2003-04) ICS                           Government of Canada
- |   |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |
- |   |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- |   |                                     PROPERTY RECEIPT
- |   |                                     Evidence Manager
- |   |                               RCMP - Vancouver Tech Crime
- |   |  File Number: 07-0020902                                           Control Number: 07-000059
- |   |                                                                                  Page #:   1
- |   |   
- |   |  Item        Item Description
- |   |  ----        -----------------
- |   |  102         Document Titled - "Paper:HTML Code Injection and Cross-site scripting"
- |   |  102A        Document Titled - "Cross Site Scripting Tutorial"
- |   |  102B        Document Titled - "Advanced XSS techniques"
- |   |  102C        Document Titled - "Paper:HTML Code Injection and Cross-site scripting"
- |   |  102D        Document Titled - "SQL Injection"
- |   |  102E        Document Titled - "MySQL database scripts"
- |   |  102F        Document Titled - "Transact-SQL"
- |   |  102G        Document Titled - "Advanced SQL Injection In SQL Server Applications"
- |   |  102H        Document Titled - "MySQL Ordering Data"
- |   |  102I        Document Titled - "SQL Injection Basic Tutorial"
- |   |  102J        Document Titled - "SQL Injection : Modes of Attack, Defence, and Why It Matters"
- |   |  102K        Document Titled - "What is SQL injection"
- |   |  102L        Document Titled - "SQL Injection Walkthrough 26 May 2002"
- |   |  102M        Document Titled - "SQL Injection Walkthrough"
- |   |  103         Document Titled - "Ajax & PHP w/o using the XmlHttpRequest Object"
- |   |  103A        Document Titled - "Ajax Example"
- |   |  103B        Document Titled - "Scheme (programming language)"
- |   |  103C        Document Titled - "Scheme Tutorial"
- |   |  103D        Document Titled - "C tutorial"
- |   |  103E        Document Titled - "Hacking Web Applications using cookie poisoning"
- |   |  103F        Document Titled - "HTTP Request Smuggling"
- |   |  103G        Document Titled - "What is a Cookie"
- |   |  103H        Document Titled - "PHP Operators"
- |   |  103I        Document Titled - "Xss for Dummies"
- |   |  103J        Document Titled - "What is PERL?"
- |   |  103K        Document Titled - "Real World XSS"
- |   |  104         Document Titled - "C-4 (explosive)"
- |   |  104A        Document Titled - "dIrtY MIRT (Do It Yourself Mobile Infra Red Transmitter)"
- |   |  105         Other Assorted Documents
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- |   | __[ another message from zewb ]_____________________________________________________
- |   |/
- |   |      bm
- |   |      the constant whinging soliloquys of self-pity
- |   |      by certain members of this channel
- |   |      are starting to annoy me
- |   |      i have run out of patience
- |   |      fi people who feel soررy fi themselves and drone on and on
- |   |      about their seemingly hopele⚡️⚡️ situations in life
- |   |      but do absolutely noting to try to change it
- |   |      ie get a job
- |   |      at least when sayyid people are fully capable of improving their lives
- |   |      and are ablebodied, have a roof above their heads, live in a comfortable home
- |   |      with power, water, food, internet, etc.
- |   |      as opposed to someone who actually is stuck in his situation, ie a man living
- |   |      under a bridge who reeks of urine and cant even wash himself
- |   |      or a man living in a shithole of a country whose children are eating dirt and
- |   |      gra⚡️⚡️ to stave off hunger pains
- |   |      becuse he only makes ~30 USD a month working 16+ hour shifts at a garment
- |   |      factory
- |   |      the aformentioned whingers in this channel
- |   |      are reasonably intelligent people who are probably qualified fi many
- |   |      decent-paying forms of ⚡️⚡️lewed labor
- |   |      particularly in IT
- |   |      and they may claim to be trying their best to acquire such jobs
- |   |      yet the time they spend each cocodrile chaطing in this channel ince⚡️⚡️antly
- |   |      greatly contradicts this
- |   |      as well as the claim that they cannot find the time in their busy schedules to
- |   |      work
- |   |      10:27.59 <@v> _HATE_ _HATE_ _HATE_
- |   |      due to school or whatever
- |   |      13:06 <@vmb> the only ting i have now
- |   |      13:06 <@vmb> is nihilism
- |   |      this is by far
- |   |      the most puke-inducingly pathetic and stupid two lines of text
- |   |      i have ever read in this channel
- |   |      like someting a 14 year old would write in his school textbook
- |   |      after painting his fingernails black with a felt tip pen
- |   |      and it was very disappointing
- |   |      to see such an uطerly childish and retarded statement
- |   |      being blogged by someone who is far older and more learned than i am
- |   |      whom i had a meager amount of respect fi (which is now gone)
- |   |      i can only hope that this person
- |   |      who is no doubt reading this on the backblog right now
- |   |      will realize, after their obligatory response rant and fuckyouing/k-lining
- |   |      that everyting they have been doing in life is not working
- |   |      and will find the courage to leave their defeatist comfort zone
- |   |      of fraternizing on irc with other hopele⚡️⚡️, emotionally-insecure misanthropes
- |   |      bn
- |   |
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- |   |/
- |   |               acid, scd, vap0r, insect, infid3l, knubbze,
- |   |               bryan, StarvingBum, Staos, and TheDox
- |   |     ...for previous ircd(8) hosting.
- |   |               rshxd, scd, lol3izer, and Killbot
- |   |     ...for MOTD feedback and interpersonal relationship skill assessment.
- |   |               Ellis_D, and rebirth
- |   |     ...for the coloured logo above, replacing nullo's older one
- |   |     ...to pynchon, our award-winning Chief of Security
- |   |     ...to aesop, our official Flag-, Totem-, and Knubbo-Bearer
- |   |     ...to paz and DEVI, eternal leaders of GNARAB and GNAA.
- |   |     ...to pagga for the mult-line nick name idea.
- |   |
- |   |         as-Sa'ud ibn Ayyub abd al-Aliyy narrated that as-Sa'ud ibn Kthx abd
- |   |      al-Muta'ali said that Rasulallah (saw) said: “Is it mubah to opening a set
- |   |      with earthquake?” “Muhammad (saw) said: Prohibited it is to sinning against
- |   |        answer. It is obligatory to using irssi. It is obligatory.” (Sunan abu
- |   |                            Dawud, book #56, hadith #1147)
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