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53 lines
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Think about all the things they've told you
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that you 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑. HTML is NOT the answer!
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______________________________________
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________| |_______
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\ | HTML is a JOKE! | /
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\ | 𝔖𝔦𝔯 𝔗𝔦𝔪 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝘁𝗼 𝗬𝗢𝗨! | /
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/ |______________________________________| \
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/__________) (_________\
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Look at these so-called HTML elements:
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• <𝘦𝘮>
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• <𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴>
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• Even these "bullets" 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 need to use <ul><li>!
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🅸🆃 🅸🆂 🅰🅻🅻 🅻🅸🅴🆂!
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Consider the evidence
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1⃝ HTML was invented by scientists
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2⃝ The Bible is written in Unicode
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3⃝ Computers were never designed to use mark-up
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T͟h͟e͟y͟ ͟a͟r͟e͟ ͟t͟a͟k͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟u͟s͟ ͟f͟o͟r͟ ͟F͟O͟O͟L͟S͟!͟
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Why do you need <table> when you can do
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┌──────────────────────────┐
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│ Table of Unicode Vs HTML │
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├───────────┬─────┬────────┤
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│ │Rocks│ Sucks │
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├───────────┼─────┼────────┤
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│ Unicode │ ✔ │ ✘ │
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├───────────┼─────┼────────┤
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│ HTML │ ✘ │ ✔ │
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└───────────┴─────┴────────┘
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Want to using <img>? NO! Just use Unicode!
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