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33 lines
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MORTY: Hey Rick, let's go grab some bagels.
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RICK: Sure, why not?
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[They arrive at the bagel store.]
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MORTY: I'll have the jalapeno bagel.
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RICK: Alright, I'll have the everything bagel.
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[They start walking home.]
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RICK: You know, Morty, I don't think pedophilia is something that people can control.
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MORTY: What the hell, Rick? That's not okay.
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RICK: Hey, I'm just trying to be understanding.
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MORTY: No, you're trying to justify it. That's disgusting.
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RICK: What do you know?
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MORTY: I know that it's wrong and that you should never even think about trying to excuse it.
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RICK: You're being ridiculous.
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MORTY: No, you're being ridiculous. You're trying to make excuses for something that's wrong.
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RICK: You don't know what you're talking about.
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MORTY: [Screaming] You're an asshole, Rick! You're a fucking nigger-loving asshole!
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[Morty grabs his testicles and begins to squeeze them until they explode. Morty screams in pain as he dies.] |