asciiart/ircwatch/grandmasdildos.txt
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0x4 : ode to grandma's dildos : again <again@make.that.booty.work>
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roses are red, and grandma is long dead,
but the joy brought by her dildos remains fresh in my head.
under her bed, i found them tucked away in a box,
made of wood and lead, they were masterful cocks.
i would take them with me on my journeys to the beach,
kept in a pocket for good luck, always within reach.
i would pretend they were swords and defeat darth vader,
then at night I would shine them and oil them for later.
i loved the way they sounded, that crisp genuine *pop*,
that is until i forgot them, one day at the bus stop.
much like those marvels, i'm just longing to be held,
rest in peace grandma's dildos, god i miss the way they smelled.
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