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-------The ASCII ART FART Ten Commandments.---------
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/ _ _| 1/ NO COCKSUCKING ON DUTY
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(\'('\/') 2/ WHEN IT HURTS YOU YOU'VE
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______/( >(__ BOUGHT IT
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/`- \ \_=__| `\ 3/ ARTISTS FORMERLY KNOWN AS
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/ /__( _____\ _____ PRINCESS MUST OFFER FREE
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/_ \.____ ," "." ",__ BLOWJOBS
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| / _\__/_ - / \ 4/ IF ANYONE CALLS YOU BETTY
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\/ /____ \ASCII FART FAQ /// YOU GET TWO FREE JERKS
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) / / \__\ - | 5/ NO ONE LIKES A SORE DICK
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'-.__|_/ ///| I VI | (TOO MUCH JERKING)
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\_ | | | 6/ HE WHO SMELLS IT FIRST
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| | II VII | DEALT IT
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\ | | | 7/ WHEN I POUND MY NUTS WITH
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/ | III VIII | A HAMMER IT BRINGS ME
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\ | | | CLOSER TO GOD
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\_ | IV IX | 8/ I FORGET
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\| | | 9/ ONCE UPON A TIME I ATE
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| V X | RABBIT SHIT
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|______b'ger______| 10/ THERE IS NO SPOON
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