package main import ( // "database/sql" "github.com/lrstanley/girc" "math/rand" "time" //////// // _ "github.com/go-sql-driver/mysql" ) func Phone(c *girc.Client, Msg string) { target := ircHome c.Cmd.Message(target, girc.Fmt(Msg)) } func PhoneOwner(c *girc.Client, Msg string) { target := ircOwner c.Cmd.Message(target, girc.Fmt(Msg)) } func ircBanner(c *girc.Client) { c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} {green,black} ___ {purple,black} {c}")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} | {green,black}| /|{purple,black} | | {gold,black}v0.2{c}{green,black}fun{c}")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} - |- {green,black}| + |{purple,black} |- -+- |- - {c}")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} \\ | | {green,black}|/ |{purple,black} | | | | | | \\ {c}")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} - {green,black} --- {purple,black} - - -- - {c}")) return } func ircDrinkin(c *girc.Client) { c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" _.._..,_,_ ")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ({black,white} {c})")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ]{white,gold}~,\"-.-~~{c}[" )) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(".=]{white,gold})' (; ({c}[")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("| ]{white,gold}:: ' {c}[ the following lovely chatters")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("'=]{white,gold}): .) ({c}[ are trying their absolute best")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" |{white,gold}:: ' {c}| to get fuckin {orange}lit{c} in 2021")) c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ~~----~~ ")) } func soberString() string { rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix()) choice := soberStrings[rand.Intn(len(soberStrings))] return choice }