durnkb0t/sh0rtbus.go

package main

import (
//	"database/sql"
	"github.com/lrstanley/girc"
	"math/rand"
	"time"
	////////
//	_ "github.com/go-sql-driver/mysql"
)

func Phone(c *girc.Client, Msg string) {
		target := ircHome
		c.Cmd.Message(target, girc.Fmt(Msg))
}

func PhoneOwner(c *girc.Client, Msg string) {
		target := ircOwner
		c.Cmd.Message(target, girc.Fmt(Msg))
}

func ircBanner(c *girc.Client) {
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black}       {green,black} ___ {purple,black}                  {c}"))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black}   |   {green,black}|  /|{purple,black}     |  |  {gold,black}v0.2{c}{green,black}fun{c}"))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} - |-  {green,black}| + |{purple,black} |- -+- |-      - {c}"))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} \\ | | {green,black}|/  |{purple,black} |   |  | | | | \\ {c}"))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} -     {green,black} --- {purple,black}      -  -   -- - {c}"))
        return
}


func ircDrinkin(c *girc.Client) {
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("  _.._..,_,_            "))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ({black,white}          {c})"))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("  ]{white,gold}~,\"-.-~~{c}[" ))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(".=]{white,gold})' (;  ({c}["))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("| ]{white,gold}:: '    {c}[ the following lovely chatters"))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("'=]{white,gold}): .)  ({c}[ are trying their absolute best"))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("  |{white,gold}:: '    {c}| to get fuckin {orange}lit{c} in 2021"))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("   ~~----~~		 "))
}

func ircSmokin(c *girc.Client) {

	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}        W           "))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}       WWW          "))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}       WWW          "))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}      WWWWW         "))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}W     WWWWW     W   "))
  	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}WWW   WWWWW   WWW   "))
  	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green} WWW  WWWWW  WWW    "))
  	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}  WWW  WWW  WWW     "))
  	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}   WWW WWW WWW      "))
  	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}     WWWWWWW        "))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}  WWWW  |  WWWW    {c}DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED"))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}        |          {c}AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like"))
        c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" {purple,green}        |          {c}just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD"))
	c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("   ~~----~~		 "))
}

func soberString() string {
	rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
	choice := soberStrings[rand.Intn(len(soberStrings))]
	return choice
}