LOL!

Gemfile

@@ -20,3 +20,4 @@ gem 'extralite' #sqlitle never wants to instawall
 gem 'emoji' #emoji bro
 gem 'time_difference' #time deltas in human readable form
 gem 'chronic'
+gem 'urban_dict'

Gemfile.lock

@@ -47,6 +47,7 @@ GEM
       activesupport (~> 5.1)
     tzinfo (1.2.9)
       thread_safe (~> 0.1)
+    urban_dict (0.0.2)
 
 PLATFORMS
   ruby
@@ -69,6 +70,7 @@ DEPENDENCIES
   rmagick
   shellwords
   time_difference
+  urban_dict
 
 BUNDLED WITH
-   2.2.25
+   2.3.5

classes/Util.rb

@@ -223,9 +223,9 @@ module Util #utilities and such
           puts "gotta find thgat nick for #{name} in da game mayne"
           nickname = conf.find({ 'key' => 'nick', 'server' => name }).to_a[0]["val"]
           puts "here is a thing: #{nickname}"
-          c.user = "botholejones"
+          c.user = "bthlj0ns"
           c.nick = nickname 
-          c.realname = "O Shid It Dat Bot!"
+          c.realname = "Comin @ Choo!"
           passwd = nil 
           pass = conf.find({ 'key' => 'pass', 'server' => name })
 

etc/5ive/moony.5ive

@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+moonymoonymoonymoonymoony
+moonymoonymoonymoonymoony
+moony                    
+moony                    
+moonymoonymoonymoonymoony
+moonymoonymoonymoonymoony
+                    moony
+                    moony
+                    moony
+                    moony
+moonymoonymoonymoonymoony
+moonymoonymoonymoonymoony

plugins/Circumstantial.rb

@@ -5,9 +5,9 @@ class Circumstantial
   include Util::PluginHelper
   @clist = %w{excuse excuse-add success success-add}
   @@commands["excuse"] = ":excuse - get a random excuse"
-  @@commands["add-excuse"] = ":excuse-add <excuse> - procrastinate more, bot!"
+  @@commands["add-excuse"] = ":add-excuse <excuse> - procrastinate more, bot!"
   @@commands["success"] = ":success - get a random success message"
-  @@commands["add-success"] = ":success-add <msg> - add a success message. be a community!"
+  @@commands["add-success"] = ":add-success <msg> - add a success message. be a community!"
   @@commands["git"] = ":git - get git repo for tcpbot"
   set :prefix, /^:/
   match /excuse$/, method: :excuse

plugins/Shortbus.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+require 'cinch'
+require 'open-uri'
+require 'ansirc'
+require 'uri'
+require 'net/http'
+#require 'pastebinrb'
+require "prime"
+
+
+
+require_relative '../classes/Util.rb'
+class Shortbus
+  include Cinch::Plugin
+  include Hooks::ACLHook
+  include Util::PluginHelper
+  include Util::PasteMaker
+  set :prefix, /^:/
+  @clist = %w{sh0rtbus}
+  @@commands["sh0rtbus"] = ":sh0rtbus - GET ON THE FUCKIN BUS B RUHVVV";
+  match(/(sh[0o]rt)?bus$/i, method: :bus)
+
+  timer 30.minutes, method: :gather_files 
+
+  def initialize(*args)
+    super
+
+    @files = []
+    @dir = "etc/art/"
+    @urirxp = URI.regexp %w(http https)
+    gather_files()
+  end
+
+  def gather_files() 
+    puts "GATHERING FILES WE ARE GATHERING FILES!"
+    @files = Dir.glob("*", base: @dir)
+    puts "sexy files #{@files.length}"
+  end
+  def bus(m, art)
+    return;
+    response = ""
+    path = "#{@dir}#{art}"
+    exc = Util::Util.instance.getExcuse()
+    if !File.exists? path
+      response << "#{m.user.nick}: #{exc} (#{art} does not appear to EXIST smfh lern2type)"
+    else 
+      begin
+        response << "%s %s\n" % [Format(:red, "Now playing: "), Format(:red, :bold, path)]
+        response << File.open(path) { |file|
+          file.read
+        }
+      rescue => e
+        response = "#{m.user.nick}: #{exc}\n(THERE WAS A FUCKIN ERROR OR SOME SHIT IDK: #{e})" 
+      end
+    end
+    m.reply response
+  end
+
+  def artspew(m)
+    play_art(m,@files.sample)
+  end
+
+  def arternets(m, url)
+    #response = ""
+  end
+end

plugins/SocialEyes.rb

@@ -7,14 +7,13 @@ class SocialEyes
   include Util::PluginHelper
   def initialize(*args)
     super
-    puts "WATCH ME INITIALIZE " * 500
     @responses = [
-      #{ :match => /^h$/i, :response => "h" , :offset => 10 },
-      #{ :match => /^yes hell?o$/, :response => "hello yes" , :offset => 10 },
-      #{ :match => /^helo$/, :response => "EHLO 255.255.255.255" , :offset => 10 },
-      #{ :match => /^hie$/i, :response => "hie2u2" , :offset => 10 },
-      { :match => /^same$/i, :response => "[✔] Same" , :offset => 10 },
-      #{ :match => /^h(i|ello)$/i, :response => "yes helo" , :offset => 10 },
+      { :match => /^h$/i, :response => "h" , :offset => 10 },
+      { :match => /^yes hell?o$/, :response => "hello yes" , :offset => 30 },
+      { :match => /^helo$/, :response => "EHLO 255.255.255.255" , :offset => 30 },
+      { :match => /^hie$/i, :response => "hie2u2" , :offset => 30 },
+      { :match => /^same$/i, :response => "[✔] Same" , :offset => 30 },
+      { :match => /^h(i|ello)$/i, :response => "yes hello" , :offset => 30 },
       #{ :match => /ban/i, :response => "ban 0" , :offset => 10 },
       #{ :match => /^\by(a|e[as]h?)\b(?! hell?o)/i, :method => :affirm , :offset => 10 },
       #{ :match => /r(eally|ly)/i, :response => "big if tru" , :offset => 10 },

plugins/wip/UrDic.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+# encoding: utf-8
+require 'cinch'
+require_relative '../classes/Util.rb'
+require_relative '../classes/Mooks.rb'
+require "urbandict"
+
+class UrDic
+  include Cinch::Plugin
+  include Util::PluginHelper
+  set :prefix, /^:/
+  @clist = %w{ud}
+  @@commands["ud"] = ":ud <term> - what does the innanet know about <term>?"
+  match /ud (.+)/;
+
+  def execute(m, phr)
+    res = ""
+    puts "urbandictin em"
+    dfn = UrbanDictionary.define(phr)
+    puts "dfn: #{dfn.inspect}";
+    if(dfn.length > 0)
+      res = "#{phr} - #{dfn.shift.definition}"
+    else
+      puts "wtf is #{phr}?????"
+      res = Util::Util.instance.getExcuse()
+      res << "(no definition found for #{phr})"
+    end
+    puts "res: #{res}"
+    m.reply "#{res}"
+  end
+
+end