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package main
import (
// "database/sql"
"github.com/lrstanley/girc"
"math/rand"
"time"
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// _ "github.com/go-sql-driver/mysql"
)
func Phone(c *girc.Client, Msg string) {
target := ircHome
c.Cmd.Message(target, girc.Fmt(Msg))
}
func PhoneOwner(c *girc.Client, Msg string) {
target := ircOwner
c.Cmd.Message(target, girc.Fmt(Msg))
}
func ircBanner(c *girc.Client) {
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} {green,black} ___ {purple,black} {c}"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} | {green,black}| /|{purple,black} | | {gold,black}v0.2{c}{green,black}fun{c}"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} - |- {green,black}| + |{purple,black} |- -+- |- - {c}"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} \\ | | {green,black}|/ |{purple,black} | | | | | | \\ {c}"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("{purple,black} - {green,black} --- {purple,black} - - -- - {c}"))
return
}
func ircDrinkin(c *girc.Client) {
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" _.._..,_,_ "))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ({black,white} {c})"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ]{white,gold}~,\"-.-~~{c}[" ))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(".=]{white,gold})' (; ({c}["))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("| ]{white,gold}:: ' {c}[ the following lovely chatters"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt("'=]{white,gold}): .) ({c}[ are trying their absolute best"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" |{white,gold}:: ' {c}| to get fuckin {orange}lit{c} in 2021"))
c.Cmd.Message(ircHome, girc.Fmt(" ~~----~~ "))
}
func soberString() string {
rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
choice := soberStrings[rand.Intn(len(soberStrings))]
return choice
}